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@MrMikeInvesting We're not bullish enough, this is going to $2k in less than 570 days.

@TSLAshareholder Up 0.20% now!

$tsla recovering in after hours 🙏

@DavidMoss 14.3 has got to be very special.

477.9 miles of driving today & FSD handled it all flawlessly with Zero Interventions. No input whatsoever other than plugging in the GPS address & plugging it in to charge. Tesla FSD is so cool, I can even imagine what the soon to be released 14.3 will be like

you ask a $tsla bull why you should buy the dip and they dont even give you a reason anymore, they just look at you like this

@BoBbyPleWniaK I see 2k+ in 570 days, what do you think?

It'll be hilarious if tomorrow is the bottom for $TSLA this year. I scrolled the dates on the 1-year chart, and March 20, 2025, was the low of 2025 from a December 17 high. This time it's a December 23 high, and it's been straight down to now, March 19. Unreal how this stock does this. Last year it was a 50% drawdown; this year it's been 25%.

@ylecun You should know Yann that an object's course can only be changed with a force relative to the mass of that moving object. It being the government. Aka, not easy. But with your derangement you'll forever have this blindspot.

Tired of winning

@teslayoda @elonmusk I believe in Elon pulling off the impossible, but what you're saying is incorrect. The parts weren't deleted, they were integrated. Yes, his motto is the best part is no part. But raptor 3 is a work of art in terms of integration.

.@elonmusk will delete parts from ASML EUVs just like he did with the Raptor engine.

@joncoopertweets That's the difference between you and him, if you can take a joke, that's how you cement relationships.

I can’t believe that Trump just joked about Pearl Harbor while sitting next to Japan’s prime minister at the White House. What an absolute embarrassment!

@rshereme Funny how if you follow the down trend this is almost a perfect extension. It takes time to steer this ship around, especially with all the friction he had to work through. You know they are not making it easy for him the democrats.

The U.S. job market is the worst in decades. And the main cause of this is completely incompetent government.

@GovPressOffice There is a devastating @GavinNewsom thermometer though. And it's reaching peak levels.

We just lived through the hottest decade on record. There’s no Republican or Democrat thermometer: climate change is real.

@christopherrufo @bethpratt If only she were a real woman, aka trans woman, things would get done like a man! Eh, I mean, woman! I'm confused.

BREAKING: @BethPratt, the woman responsible for California's $114 million animal bridge boondoggle, has responded to our investigation with a rambling Facebook post blaming the weather and "unprecedented biodiversity collapse." This is what happens when you put crazy in charge.

@EricLDaugh The path to success rarely is in a straight line. Even this latest detour. We believe in you Donald!

🚨 WOW! Japanese PM Sanae Takaichi just STUNNED the world, declaring only President Trump can achieve peace as he decimates the Iranian regime "I firmly believe that it is only you, Donald, who can achieve peace across the world!" "And to do so, I am ready to reach out to many of the partners in the international community to achieve our objective together!" "So today, I came here at the White House to directly convey this message to you." 🔥

@KatieMiller Ah yes, good times.

Remember that time they saved the fish to let the Palisades burn down?

@georgwtf @levelsio I take it you know what you are talking about? Spun up any companies recently over there?

weird. @levelsio said it isnt possible to do such things in NL and escaped to PT? skill issue?

@GovPressOffice Who are you talking to? If you had any substance on the other hand, maybe people would listen..

How is Florida a real place? How is Texas a real place? See, we can do it too…

@esjesjesj Ah yes, the guy sending rockets to Mars and sending the most payloads to orbit versus the whole rocket industry combined by multiple factors and rescuing astronauts? Yeah that guy knows nothing about science! Now you on the other hand, clearly master of the universe!

So he doesn’t know how science works at all

@YammerTime01 But still swimming in cash vs others deep in debt, still, after all these years of 'Tesla killers!' 😂

Market calling “bullshit” on Terafab, Digital Optimus, Physical Optimus, Robotaxis with Drivers and all the other deliberate distractions. Tesla is an auto manufacturer with declining deliveries and collapsed margins.

@BenjiBacker @GavinNewsom you could learn a thing or 2 from your fellow States. Or you know, do the decent thing and resign and apologize to the American people and take everything negative you ever said back and beg for forgiveness.

Colorado built this wildlife overpass last year for $15 million. It’ll pay for itself within five years from the avoided collisions. California spending $114 million on a failed wildlife overpass is absurd.

@christopherrufo Omg 😂 you'd think they verify these things before approving such spending, what incompetency by @GavinNewsom

The craziest thing about Newsom's $100 million wildlife bridge is that it will allow cougars, an apex predator, direct access into a suburban neighborhood filled with pets, children, and the elderly. It's like the radical environmentalist version of The Purge.

@JohnLeFevre We know that money didn't go to that bridge..

A wildlife bridge: Colorado California $15 million cost $120 million cost+ 1 year to build 4 years+

@JDShuttlesworth @GavinNewsom What's wrong with her neck?!

Congratulations @GavinNewsom! Your brain-dead, mouthy wife just ended any chance you had at the Presidency 👏