𝚟𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕 🤍 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚝

absolutely wild how you hit like, 25, 26, and suddenly within the space of about 2 weeks 99% of the abstract philosophical issues you spent the first quarter century wrestling with just kind of slip from mind like castles made of sand fall into the sea

@Tjdriii >independently invented by a number of individuals hell yeah! great minds think alike!!

the most pressing question i have about world war 1 is, if everyone was popping their heads up to shoot machine guns out of trenches, why did nobody just put a mirror on top of their helmet so they could aim without lifting their head up

an artist's rendition

@Lithros cut your salt w/ half and half KCl. you'll have a good time

research shows that potassium deficiency is the greatest contributor to irritability

this was made in ATOM. a NOW DEAD EDITOR. LONG may it REST IN PEACE

you're gonna have to deal with my insipid codepoasting as i gradually dig up ancient github repos i originally made as notes to myself which i can now autocomplete the exact text of through copilot

@katrinadlc oh hell yeah the deep lore compiler has logged on. reminds me of this old hazel vid youtube.com/watch?v=DcTaI_…

@Virtual1nstinct earliest internet memory was searching for and compiling all profiling characteristics (bday, signs, fav food, etc) of each sailor moon character

What was the first thing you ever searched online? I searched for facts about leaves 🍃

@kyzcralotSxaM @midwitmagnet gta, the original top down version. calling it now

@midwitmagnet @Virtual1nstinct cheat codes for me too, can't remember which game though

hello my dearest mutuals. today i present you: a site which lets you search for old pixellated to fuck GeoCities GIFs gifcities.org tomorrow? who knows

@WeftOfSoul 🤍w🤍!!!!!!!!!

just heard someone on TikTok who sounds *exactly* like the Google Cloud TTS Finnish voice. wife "oh that's just the lapland accent" like do you realize how weird that is???? that's like if canadian accents were considered the default for english!

my life is a mire of mediocrity

hell yea

Power usage: VERY HIGH

sleepy day steadily adding ever more data to an sqlite database i have no idea the purpose of =w=

@goblinodds @__justplaying @lisatomic5 @xsphi @panchromaticity @thesravaka thanks for reminding me g'odds

@goblinodds @__justplaying @lisatomic5 @xsphi @panchromaticity @thesravaka oh yeah wait a minute i only got through like a dozen names

Are my vibes off? Are everyone else's vibes off? What the fuck is up with the vibe

i'm a simple man, i wake up on a saturday morning and make a big pot of soup and then slowly bathe myself in it to reenact the veggietales crucifixion sequence

talking my wife into printing fancy cards that say "𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓐𝓻𝓮 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓭..." on them and nothing else and sending them to all of her old colleagues from art school