A Curious Magpie

@mp_willow @AMA06505356 @kelvmackenzie @MarkBlackmore33 I’m going to leave this here.

@ChrisVinceMP Your clear mandate disappeared once in office and new policies pushed through which have damaged the economy, small businesses, employment etc but yeah ,2TK is the right man to lead…

The public will not forgive us if we start turning inwards. We were elected with a clear mandate. When we go into the next election with the question of who should run the country: Keir, Kemi, or Nigel - the answer is clear. Keir delivered 2024, he can deliver again.

@GrantHinkle @InternetH0F

@InternetH0F 🎶Mr. Play-it-safe was afraid to fly. He packed his suitcase, And kissed his kids goodbye. He waited his whole damn life to take that flight. and as the plane crashed down, he thought, "well isn't this nice." 🎶

In 2000, professional poker player Victoria Coren, was seeing a therapist to help overcome her fear of flying Her therapist then died in a plane crash, so now she chooses to travel only by rail or boat

@Keir_Starmer You weren’t kidding when you said you’d make the changes faster. The only constant is that everytime you say ‘far right’ you lose more votes.

We will block far right agitators from traveling to Britain this weekend for a march designed to confront and provoke our diverse capital city. We will not allow people to come to the UK, threaten our communities and spread hate on our streets.

@AngelaRayner I see you’re still economically illiterate if you can’t establish the cause and effect of your governments policies that were never in your manifesto.

Our party has suffered a historic defeat. Many good Labour colleagues have lost their seats despite working hard for those they represented. We have lost good Labour administrations and lost the chance for more. What we are doing isn’t working, and it needs to change. This may be our last chance. The Labour Party must now live up to our name: we must be the party of working people. We’ve heard the same on the doorstep as we’ve seen in the polls - the cost of living is the top issue for voters of all parties. People have turned to populists and nationalists because we have not done enough to fix it. Living standards are barely higher than they were a decade and a half ago. People feel hopeless - that the cost of living crisis will never end, and now they see oil and gas companies use global instability to post record profits. Once again, ordinary people are paying the price for decisions they didn’t make. It’s no wonder that across the UK, working people feel the system is rigged against them. Things can be so much better than this. Countries including Spain and Canada have shown that economies can grow and people can thrive when governments stay true to labour and social democratic values and put people first. We need to learn from that. In London, we lost young people who fear they will never afford a home. In my patch and across the north, we lost working people whose wages are too low and costs too high. In Scotland and Wales, people do not currently see Labour as the answer.  We are in danger of becoming a party of the well-off, not working people. The Peter Mandelson scandal showed a toxic culture of cronyism.  Decisions like cutting winter fuel allowance just weren’t what people expected from a Labour government. For too long, successive governments have allowed wealth and power to concentrate at the top without a plan to ensure the benefits of economic growth are shared fairly. The result is an economy that does not work for the majority, with wealth concentrated in too few hands. This level of inequality, alongside squeezed living standards, is the outcome of a model built on deregulation, privatisation, and trickle-down economics. But we have the chance to fix this.  1/2

@MorganBroadcast @DanielgDan The national brands are notorious for high fees. I deliberately chose an independent chain that also have a hospital open 24 hrs, 7 days a week and charge £99 for an out of hours appt.

@DanielgDan They’re a national brand. No excuse for those fees.

Our 4-year-old cat appears to have broken one of its front legs and is in a lot of pain. When I gently tried to examine it he bit (lightly) me and hissed for the first time (very out of character for him). Local vet closed at midday so was told to call their out-of-hours via @VetsNowUK. They’re demanding £350 just to look at him, with any treatment/medication on top at a premium. These are not people who care about animals. These are people who care about money.

@DanielgDan @MorganBroadcast My vet practise have a hospital that open 7 days a week and don’t charge £350 for an emergency appointment but they are independent.

@MorganBroadcast Vets have to eat and pay staff too. Most are not greedy and love animals. Its part of the risk of having a pet.

@EnglandThisIs Most of them look like they voted for the Green Party because their policies are so much better…oh wait!

Compilation of TikTok users crashing out over Reform today

@KITTisONit @TikiTales @GovJoshGreenMD There’s still time unless there’s been a further update since this one.

@TikiTales @GovJoshGreenMD NOPE, NO CRIMINAL CHARGES. dlnr.hawaii.gov/blog/2026/05/0…

Good grief. This guy threw a giant rock at a critically endangered monk seal 🦭 wait … could this story get worse … yes, yes it can … IN the burn zone in Lāhainā, Maui 😲 Bystanders summoned the DLNR who came quickly. We are all hoping he gets the $50k fine @GovJoshGreenMD

@wearehappydoggo The difference in his eyes is remarkable. Dr Singha and Dr Kim working their magic as usual 💕

Our fighter, Rocky. 😍 From barely making it through his first night to defying the odds every day since—he is the definition of resilient. The journey ahead is long, but we know he’s got this! 💪🏻🥰

@felicitybagwash @koshercockney @Carriedenne1 @Glinner I didn’t get a chance to read the Labour flyer as one of my dogs snatched it from the front door and shredded it 😂

@koshercockney @Carriedenne1 @Glinner They all seem very scared of reform 🤔 I've had leaflets shoved through my door from labour, the greens, even unison, all telling me NOT to vote Reform, nothing about their own policies. The only leaflet I've had with any actual plan on it, strangely enough, was from reform.

Wow. Sadiq Khan got a single comment before he rushed to turn his comments off. Congratulations @Glinner on that glorious ratio.

@Foxicrisis Can you ask your city cousins to move out from under my garden shed please and one of them bit one of my dogs!

you all should follow me am fun and dont bite like Dog

I think I am the only animal on animal Twitter that you can't troll

@YossiBenYakar In which case all single women who live alone should adopt a dog beforehand. I have 2 dogs and they would not let a strange man in the front door as one has past trauma concerning men and the other is a nervous dog.

UK: “About 8 million people live alone many could welcome a refugee into their home.” Government think tanks and the radical Left are now openly pushing to house asylum seekers inside private British homes. This was always the next step. They opened the borders. They filled the streets. Now they want them in your living room.

@BenEverson40168 @JayinKyiv You lot really are insufferable.

@JayinKyiv Is that what yall did with the 100 trillion tax dollars we sent you?

Q: How many Ukrainians does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.

@TLCplMax I have 2 rescue dogs from Bulgaria, no adoption fees but you do have to pay to have them transported to the U.K. the rescue centre covers all vaccinations, pet passport, microchip at their own cost.

Listen, if the “adoption fee” is $750, just say you’re selling the dog.

@TheGriftReport Mass immigration started with him and he enshrined our Human Rights Act to the ECHR so we spend millions trying to deport wrong uns. He has no authority to meddle in politics and should be in jail rather than brokering peace in the Middle East

Tony Blair has urged scrapping the ‘unaffordable’ pensions triple lock that protects millions of pensioners, his own think tank claims the system is outdated and too rigid for modern life with costs exploding by £85 billion a year by 2070, the former PM’s report demands it ends after the next election and be replaced by a new ‘lifespan fund’ that forces people to build their own entitlement through work, Blair’s director Tom Smith said Britain’s state pension was built for a different era and we can’t keep pouring money into a system that is increasingly unaffordable, pensioners facing rising bills are now told to accept less while the multi-millionaire ex-leader lectures them on restraint, Thoughts?

@bawattoo @JamesPGoddard90 They are Muslims despite what you claim.

@JamesPGoddard90 For your information they are not Muslim. They are Ahmdi(Qadiani). In Pakistan Under Pakistan’s Constitution (especially after the Second Amendment in 1974) and later laws: Ahmadis are officially declared “non-Muslims.” Ahmadis are a separate religious minority, not Muslims

‼️SHIA ISLAMIC DOOMSDAY CULT RAIDED BY POLICE IN CHESHIRE ☪️500 police officers have today raided the Islamic sect operating out of a heavily guarded former orphanage in Cheshire following allegations of rape, modern slavery and forced marriage. ☪️They are understood to have arrested several suspects of multiple nationalities, while more than 50 children who were being home-schooled there are being looked after by partner agencies. ☪️All of the alleged offences involve one victim, a woman, when she was a member of the group in 2023.  🎙️The fact we have Islamic cults operating in Britain shows how far we have fallen!

@ValentinaForUSA @TRobinsonNewEra Our police officers don’t carry guns and this guy was brandishing a knife at them. What did you expect them to do? Run towards him and get stabbed or lure him away from the public so that they could immobilise him safely?

@TRobinsonNewEra Those police officers are cowards & also responsible for letting England get flooded with muslims

This is the moment the terrorist is taken down after stabbing two Jewish people in Golders Green. This is England 2026. Union Flag flying proudly by British Jews as an invader scum who likely hates everything British, attacks them!

@russ_nicol @ArchRose90 My MP didn’t vote and she’s Labour 🤔

@ArchRose90 I want to know how my MP voted - if he voted no, I want him to answer me personally as to why

MPs have voted against referring Keir Starmer to the Privileges Committee. Yes: 223 No: 335 All those who voted against it or abstained will be named and shamed! Their constituents will be reminded very shortly. That I can promise.

@animalkyat My dogs would hate that interrupting their 💩 time 😂

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@ZaraTaban @Alexarmstrong So you condone teenage girls being raped because you think our government installed the Ayatollah?

If your fucking British government hadn’t installed this Islamic terror regime in Iran and destroyed our country, there wouldn’t be any of Iranians fleeing as refugees today. Even now your PM still backs these monsters. How about telling your own government to stop fucking with other nations? You are reaping exactly what you sowed. #FreeIran‌ #IslamicTerroristRegimeMustBeEliminated

A story you haven’t seen on national news today: A 14 year old Iranian illegal migrant raped a teenage girl and then bragged about it on social media. He walked free, only having to attend ‘consent lessons’. Sick joke.