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What I learnt today its a thread kindly share : When Zimbos cry out that this country is dead the economy is dead we hear those of the privilledged saying we whinnin too much hee what what esp ana ms red fast forward today Boss gee vaita accident wee hours around 5 am ....

@Mollyploofkins because its animal farm all animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others

If Russia is banned from the World Cup for attacking Ukraine, why isn't the United States banned for attacking Iran?

@controlla__zw atoti aimbe rhumba😂 hiphop yaramba

This baddie might have saved hip-hop today. This is talent 👏 💚

@Millionairebay haa pabhaizika 😂😂 ngaachisiya mukomana

Dai achingopihwao mota tiwane kutaura chokwadi nezvemusic yake takasungunuka😭

@PoliceZimbabwe 😂ma fon ahadairwe iwawa

ZRP Hotlines: Harare (0242) 748836/777651/703631 Gwanda (0284) 20139 Mutare (020) 64288 Hwange (0281) 30333 Bulawayo (09) 885479 Masvingo (039) 262627 Marondera (0279) 20581 Gweru (054) 230837 Chinhoyi (067) 29047 Bindura (0271) 6891

@freemanchari isnt their whole ideology put the country to its knees so that people beg and clap for bare minimums so long they are there we are never going to get good health care

There is no one in Zimbabwe who has had a close relative need medical services for a serious ailment supports ZANU PF after that. Unfortunately, many realize this after the fact.

@TendaiChirau 😂nemabatiro amunoita vamwe venyu zvizvarwa zve Zimbabwe its quite interesting kuti munotoziya kuna Mwari 😂😂 munehutsinye nehumbimbindoga henyu team Zanu less than 1000 people but mogwadamisa nyika ine vnahu 14 mill +

Let’s not stop praying to the Lord to bless us with more years. I first heard the story of Hezekiah when I was attending Sunday school in the 1990s. According to our teacher, it was an inspiring story, the Lord could add more years to your life if you walked in His steps. That is one reason why Hezekiah had more years added to his life by the Lord. In our lives, we have all encountered difficult situations and prayed that the Lord would add more years to us. We also pray for our children, leaders, and friends to have more life. This is the right thing to do. Let us continue to pray to the Lord to add more years to our lives and to the lives of our leaders. Let us never stop praying for our President, His Excellency President Emmerson Mnangagwa, that he may have more years, and may the good Lord continue to give him the wisdom to govern our motherland, Zimbabwe. This is the right thing to do. Long live !

@yslomry the zimbabwean mentality i always 100% profiteering hence you see chinhu che $3 umwe anochitengesa $10 thats how wired we are always high profit margins

i think the best thing about indrive is it’s auction based ,free market…if a driver is not comfortable ,they have a choice to bid higher or even ignore the request. noone is forced into any deal.

@lemugangg @SirTitusVeTech 😂😂😂problem yakatanga pavakatanga kuzviti mashofe 😂😂 now vakuona kunge vakurova cape to cairo nema truck akatakura vanhu

@SirTitusVeTech Indrive driver here. I'm not driving 15km anywhere for $5 just to pay $2 for fuel, $0.75 to indrive & remain with $2.25c in the spirit of "not taking advantage of others". First of all, driving is an expensive skill, a license is expensive, secondly I'm selling my time. So, $20.

Why not? That’s a 14 km journey, a decent fuel saver does roughly 12km/l @ $2.08/l that’s maybe $2.50, which means a 50% profit for that ride. I think we’re too used to taking advantage of each other.

@SirTitusVeTech problem indrive yane vanhu vane chi gweja mentality no one bothered to actually understand what it was and what it aimed to do so tisiri kunzwisisa product chigweja mentality will have one saying we charging less

@eajene @swoopappng @simbaable 😭😭😭

This week, @SwoopAppNG, a food delivery app with super-app ambitions, announced a $7.3M seed round. It's expanding from Eswatini — where it claims to have become the country's largest e-commerce platform with 22k users (~2% of the country's population) — to Nigeria, Africa's most populous country with an estimated population of ~220M. The company's led by a 19-year-old Berkeley dropout and Thiel Fellow from Greenwich, Connecticut. And notably, all investors in the round are Silicon Valley-based — except South Africa's Base Capital. Swoop's strategy: low restaurant commissions (for now), flat 7% "handling fee," and letting riders keep 100% of delivery fees — forcing @Chowdeck and other incumbents to compete or lose their supply side. It's drawing premature comparisons to @WaveSenegal's disruption of mobile money in Francophone Africa and @OPay_NG's early blitzscaling across verticals before the pivot to payments. But perhaps the precedent to keep top of mind is Jumia Food — which exited food delivery in Nigeria & other markets, citing competitive dynamics that were "irrational" and expected to stay that way. "There will always be someone new coming into play." — @Jumia_Group CEO Francis Dufay (December 2023)

@PhiriTofara anganzi makuhwa here if it was the truth?

ndiyani akavimba nehama yekwa baba akasarasiswa….shuwa ungasiya your sister because she is not married🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@drruwende mhosva yenyu ndeye kusatonzwisisa sichaz yemukomana 😂😂 veduwe musiyei adye bacon afe

Haa zuva ra nhasi harina kutanga zvakanaka. Pana mukoma vandipopotera, tavabatwa sugar ne BP zvino ndavati, avoid processed foods zvana spaghetti, fast foods zvana pizza, eat more traditional foods, hanzi chiremba ndakakura ndichitambura inini panda ku afodhawo moti rega bacon, rega macaroni. Izvezvi tavaisa mu room mavo vega vambo cooler. Mhosva yangu ndaishaya

@_mamozeze_ they are afraid of the people

Communications people, does ZERA have a different time zone? Why do they post notices at odd hours? Is that how communications must be???🤔

@TendaiChirau this rhetoric used to work kusina social media right now your party are the new colonialists

This colonial hangover, perpetuated by colonialists and their descendants, must come to an end. Zimbabwe is a sovereign state, and decisions concerning how it is governed are made by the sovereign people of Zimbabwe. Colonialism was dismantled many years ago, and neocolonial tendencies will not be tolerated. We are Zimbabweans, we are not British. We have never discussed your internal issues because we respect that Britain is a sovereign nation, and so is Zimbabwe. No imperial nostalgia. No return to the past.

@oku_yungx oh

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

@kloudCoder well i would say 50/50 having a whole system that works premium grade is not simple😂 you can have a draft but mmm its difficult maybe a year or 2 we will revisit this and yes another issue sidelined was you can build but you cant build user base as well

Software is no longer moat 🤞🏿

@Star_Knight12 mimo pro by xiaomi

guess the AI model

Iyo economy yakatadzwa ne gold nema diamonds yozomutswa ne mbanje? kwanai vanhu imi

@mhdcode lets be honest on open code go as someone who used it i wouldnt recommend it its very shitty esp on limits

if you’ve got a $20/mo AI budget, the choice is simple: $10 OpenCode Go + $10 GitHub Copilot = ~$80 worth of usage - best value for the buck by far. opencode.ai/go

@TendaiChirau 😂chiitaiwo splashdown ku economy tionewo to never underestimate Zanu Brains and what they can achieve

Just watching the splashdown of the Artemis II mission and the extraction of the Artemis crew from the Orion spacecraft. What an excellently coordinated mission. Never underestimate what the human brain can achieve.