Asher Siddiqui

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Asher Siddiqui

Asher Siddiqui

@ashercdkey

Dubai, UAE شامل ہوئے Şubat 2015
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Beezer Clarkson
Beezer Clarkson@Beezer232·
🧵1/ For decades, venture has expanded practically by default: more funds, more managers, more capital. After 20+ years, we are now facing the first meaningful industry-wide contraction since the dot-com collapse, with the smallest active investor base in more than 25 years.
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trading places
trading places@TradingVCs·
moolah in the coolah: the science of selling & how to turn tvpi into dpi via secondary sales. this is just the teaser. full [trading places] ep1 drops tuesday morning. @davemcclure @AmanVerjee @cupazhou
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trading places
trading places@TradingVCs·
“winners keep winning. losers keep losing. tweeners keep tweening.” brutal vc wisdom from @davemcclure on portfolio triage. be helpful… but be the voice of reality. full episode soon on [trading places].
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trading places@TradingVCs·
the 5 chapters of secondary selling 🧵 never sell i didn’t sell… and regret it sell 10–20% teach your founders set up your own SPV & sell to yourself @Jason & @davemcclure break it down on @twistartups full episode coming soon on [trading places]
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trading places@TradingVCs·
“vc marks are bullshit.” – @davemcclure @Jason says 70% of unicorns aren’t actually unicorns. @davemcclure says every VC knows most fund marks are inflated — they just pretend it's only OTHER VC funds which are way off, but THEIRS are "just fine” [trading places] @twistartups
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Michelle Volz 🇺🇸🚀
Michelle Volz 🇺🇸🚀@MichelleVolz·
Who says VCs can’t do deals over the summer? 🤝💍🙃 Most important deal of my life — got to marry my best friend yesterday! Feeling so full of love and gratitude! 🥰
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Arjun Dev Arora
Arjun Dev Arora@ArjunDArora·
Thrilled to announce the launch of my new app: The VC Life After two years of development in stealth mode, I'm proud to finally unveil what my team and I have been building. The VC Life is the first comprehensive software suite designed specifically for venture capital professionals to optimize every aspect of the investment workflow. As someone who's spent 15+ years in the venture ecosystem, I've experienced firsthand the operational challenges that even the most sophisticated firms face. The VC Life transforms these pain points into competitive advantages. Pitch Buzzword Checker Rejects any pitch that isn't saturated with the latest trendy terms like "agentic workflows," "post-quantum-ready," and at least several uses of "paradigm shift." Includes a proprietary "Pattern Recognition" feature that compares pitches against previously successful decks to identify stylistic similarities. Vest Select AI Never worry about your wardrobe again. Our AI recommends the perfect Patagonia vest to match your Veja sneakers, ensuring you fit the VC stereotype effortlessly. Includes our revolutionary "Fund Size Signaling" feature that subtly adjusts vest color saturation based on your latest raise, and an emergency alert when another VC at the same event is wearing an identical outfit. Conference Call Canceler Automatically excuses you from tedious meetings, citing "critical" engagements like artisanal coffee tastings or meditation retreats. Our advanced excuse engine rotates through 47 different templates to maintain plausibility, including "deep dive with a unicorn founder," "emergency portfolio review," and "strategic offsite." Term Sheet Auto-Generator Crafts term sheets that subtly favor your interests, ensuring founders feel grateful while unknowingly conceding more equity. Features include obscure clause inserter, pro-rata rights maximizer, and our patented "Founder Enthusiasm Maintainer" that hides the most aggressive terms on page 17 while front-loading mentions of your "founder-friendly" approach. Exit Strategy Predictor Provides wildly optimistic projections about a startup's exit potential, aligning perfectly with your confirmation bias. Features include the "Unicorn Detector" that finds superficial similarities between your portfolio companies and successful exits, the "TAM Inflator" that mysteriously doubles addressable market sizes every quarter, and the "Bubble Denier" that automatically filters out negative market indicators from your news feed. Ego Booster (Pro feature) Receive hourly affirmations reminding you that without your "invaluable" insights, the startup ecosystem would crumble. Features include selective memory enhancement that highlights your successful investments while conveniently forgetting the 85% that failed, plus LinkedIn post drafts positioning you as a "thought leader" after your ghost writer spent 15 minutes skimming a Bloomberg article. Happy April Fools everyone. cc: @VCBrags
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Asher Siddiqui
Asher Siddiqui@ashercdkey·
@Samir_Kaji on what LPs should know about: - VC is cyclical: consistency beats timing - Seed funds: sourcing & winning matters more than picking - New firms created every decade that dominate in the future - LP diligence requires expertise Original thread with more insights ⬇️
samir kaji@Samirkaji

13 things LPs should know about venture capital. 1/ VC is highly cyclical, alternating between long risk-on periods followed by sudden risk-off periods. Trying to time things is a fools errand, which is why consistency across vintages is required. 2)75-90% of VC funds (depending on the cycle) will underperform top quartile lower middle-market PE funds, especially when accounting for illiquidity/risk. 3)Most LPs would achieve better returns investing in established large/mid-cap tier-1 brands rather than trying to pick individual micro funds. The latter requires expertise and TIME 4) Small seed funds consistently make up the majority of the top 10% and bottom 10% of funds in every vintage year. 5)While DPI (Distributions to Paid-In) ultimately matters most, avoid drawing conclusions from funds <6 years old. Our data shows that some top-performing funds actually took longer to achieve their first meaningful DPI. The Carta and AngelList data is valuable, but being surprised by lack of DPI for 2020+ vintage years shows little understanding of the asset class. Also 2017/2018 DPI is indeed poor, but this reflects the challenging exit markets of 2022-2023. Focus on company quality and wait to judge. 6) Recent posts suggesting that $100M-$500M funds are in "no man's land" are both incorrect and correct at the same time. This applies to firms lacking advantages in brand, domain expertise, or network. There's significant value for founders raising Series A from high-quality mid-cap managers who can provide quality senior partner support. 7) While track records and historical performance provide useful context, in VC, backward-looking analysis almost always leads to suboptimal deployment decisions. 8) A recent LI post citing PitchBook benchmarks claimed 11% of sub-$100M funds achieve 5x returns. This is significantly overstated due to survivorship bias and using small samples as a denominator. The figure is closer to ~1-2%. Funds achieving 5x+ DPI are truly rare. 9) VC faces a significant liquidity challenge and needs to mature in developing better liquidity paths. Extended liquidity timelines are increasingly incompatible with viable risk-returns, especially for those who cannot access top managers. 10) Thea ability gap between top and mediocre/poor VCs is enormous and becomes readily apparent to LPs with sufficient experience. However, since VC often represents only 5-10% of an LP's portfolio, many lack the sample size or network access for proper comparison. 11) Track record assessment requires careful analysis of holding values. Managers' holding valuations can inversely correlate with the firm's fundraising risk. I've seen firms that don't worry much about being able to raise typically maintain more conservative valuation policies. LPs must scrutinize the marks of top portfolio companies driving past unrealized performance. 12) For seed funds having a real edge in sourcing & winning deals can> picking ability. Brand/distribution matter. 13/ Every decade, there is a new guard of firms that come in and become dominant long term forces. 2000's, 2010's saw it, and we are already seeing early signs of breakout new firms in the 2020's. There are far more things.

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samir kaji
samir kaji@Samirkaji·
13 things LPs should know about venture capital. 1/ VC is highly cyclical, alternating between long risk-on periods followed by sudden risk-off periods. Trying to time things is a fools errand, which is why consistency across vintages is required. 2)75-90% of VC funds (depending on the cycle) will underperform top quartile lower middle-market PE funds, especially when accounting for illiquidity/risk. 3)Most LPs would achieve better returns investing in established large/mid-cap tier-1 brands rather than trying to pick individual micro funds. The latter requires expertise and TIME 4) Small seed funds consistently make up the majority of the top 10% and bottom 10% of funds in every vintage year. 5)While DPI (Distributions to Paid-In) ultimately matters most, avoid drawing conclusions from funds <6 years old. Our data shows that some top-performing funds actually took longer to achieve their first meaningful DPI. The Carta and AngelList data is valuable, but being surprised by lack of DPI for 2020+ vintage years shows little understanding of the asset class. Also 2017/2018 DPI is indeed poor, but this reflects the challenging exit markets of 2022-2023. Focus on company quality and wait to judge. 6) Recent posts suggesting that $100M-$500M funds are in "no man's land" are both incorrect and correct at the same time. This applies to firms lacking advantages in brand, domain expertise, or network. There's significant value for founders raising Series A from high-quality mid-cap managers who can provide quality senior partner support. 7) While track records and historical performance provide useful context, in VC, backward-looking analysis almost always leads to suboptimal deployment decisions. 8) A recent LI post citing PitchBook benchmarks claimed 11% of sub-$100M funds achieve 5x returns. This is significantly overstated due to survivorship bias and using small samples as a denominator. The figure is closer to ~1-2%. Funds achieving 5x+ DPI are truly rare. 9) VC faces a significant liquidity challenge and needs to mature in developing better liquidity paths. Extended liquidity timelines are increasingly incompatible with viable risk-returns, especially for those who cannot access top managers. 10) Thea ability gap between top and mediocre/poor VCs is enormous and becomes readily apparent to LPs with sufficient experience. However, since VC often represents only 5-10% of an LP's portfolio, many lack the sample size or network access for proper comparison. 11) Track record assessment requires careful analysis of holding values. Managers' holding valuations can inversely correlate with the firm's fundraising risk. I've seen firms that don't worry much about being able to raise typically maintain more conservative valuation policies. LPs must scrutinize the marks of top portfolio companies driving past unrealized performance. 12) For seed funds having a real edge in sourcing & winning deals can> picking ability. Brand/distribution matter. 13/ Every decade, there is a new guard of firms that come in and become dominant long term forces. 2000's, 2010's saw it, and we are already seeing early signs of breakout new firms in the 2020's. There are far more things.
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Asher Siddiqui@ashercdkey·
@pitdesi apparently they did not have this shortage in Dubai, so if you want some, LMK - back in July! ;)
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Sheel Mohnot
Sheel Mohnot@pitdesi·
PSA: Stock up on Huy Fong Sriracha The current crop of chilies is too green so they are halting production until Sept. During the last shortage I tried several other brands but didn’t find any I liked as much as Huy Fong.
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samir kaji
samir kaji@Samirkaji·
Someone asked me the other day on how to build a strong, meaningful network. It's actually simple: Learn to invest (time/capital) in people before they make it & just be there when times are the toughest. Rinse and repeat.
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Asher Siddiqui@ashercdkey·
@gokulr @gokulr could this lead to short term thinking? point (c) is probably the most critical factor…a lack of quality tech stocks in India may have led to this inflation in tech valuations… the problem may be in the Indian stock market…
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Gokul Rajaram
Gokul Rajaram@gokulr·
INDIA AS A SOFWARE IPO DESTINATION Just had my first convo with a founder whose primary customers are in the US and who has a clear line of sight to $100m ARR in 2-3 years, but is actively planning to move their parent company domicile to India from the US. Why? A software company with $100m in annual revenues and 20% EBITDA margins will be lionized in India, get a lot of press and analyst coverage, and go public at $1-2b valuation. But the same company might be several years away from an IPO in the US, if ever. (Ironically, earlier this morning, I spoke with a $125M ARR company in the US with 25% EBITDA margin and growing 10% YoY. IPO is the farthest thing from their mind - I should suggest the India option to them..) Ironically, the valuation accorded to a tech company in the Indian stock markets, at almost any revenue level, might be higher than that in the US, because (a) Indian retail investors are hungry for tech (b) many Indian mutual funds have a mandate to invest a certain % of their assets in tech and (c) the number of public tech companies in India is low. So far, it has been mostly Indian tech companies “building for India” (that is, b2c for the Indian market, eg Zomato, PayTM, etc) that have gone public in India. But now we’re going to see a wave of global software companies going public in India. It’s inevitable. It will be a net loss for the US public markets but a shot in the arm for the Indian stock exchanges and will likely lead to more global capital flowing into India.
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Asher Siddiqui@ashercdkey·
@IbrahimAjami @mikeeisenberg Admiting to mistakes is admirable (and common in SV)… but not sure this absolves anyone…2020 and 2021 vintages were obvious mistakes to most professional VC’s at the time….
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Ibrahim Ajami
Ibrahim Ajami@IbrahimAjami·
If it’s 2020 or 2021 vintage - it has egg all over it. All of them. And the great ones came to us, said we messed up, and have reset. No need to dwell and drag and pretend. We all went to the party. @mikeeisenberg
Michael Eisenberg@mikeeisenberg

@IbrahimAjami @egon_durban The more interesting question is, if SilverLake is having this challenge with “growth investments”, how are the other growth investors doing? And Greg and Team are indeed bold and great investors

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Asher Siddiqui@ashercdkey·
Best part of this episode was @DavidSacks maintaining intellectual integrity and highlighting that “woke-ism” and “mob mentality” have existed on both the right and the left of the political spectrum for a long time … podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/all…
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andrew chen
andrew chen@andrewchen·
here's the direct apply link for folks who are interested: sr.a16z.com
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andrew chen
andrew chen@andrewchen·
dear followers, who do I need to meet who's just starting out / working on something cool in: - AI/agents - gamified consumer apps - 3D tools - B2B/infra - AR/VR/spatial - avatars - game studios Please @ mention them in the replies! a16z is investing in dozens of startups in the next 45 days -- $30M with $750k checks -- via our SPEEDRUN program I think of the list above as sitting in the intersection of TECH x GAMING which is where we focus Here's a thread with more about the program we're running later this year: x.com/andrewchen/sta…
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samir kaji
samir kaji@Samirkaji·
VC EMs that are not spin-outs: Family Offices are your most likely investors. Remember these 4 things: 1) For most FO's, VC is a participation sport and often as important as the returns are. The service/experience can be everything. You can differentiate through better reporting, community efforts, transparency, and touch. 2) Get to really know them before you start pitching what you do. Ask questions about their background, and understand what they care about before going into the pitch. Still see too many EMs go right into pitch mode. You can't offer a product unless you know who you are speaking to and what they care about. 3) The strategy is different when speaking to the principal vs. investment team member. For the former, you need to make sure to find common ground, and connect with the heart. For investment folks, you need to make sure you understand their incentives. 4) Don't burn bridges. Sometimes FOs go through changes on the fly. I've seen some GPs get upset when people pass. Don't. Sometimes it's truly a "not now".
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Sharif El-Badawi
Sharif El-Badawi@selbadawi·
Man, people I looked up to and thought were so smart seem to have the brain of a pea.
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Dave McClure
Dave McClure@davemcclure·
reflecting: it’s so much easier to discuss non-traditional (aka “crazy”) VC investment strategies with 15 yrs of data / 2,000+ co’s in the rear view mirror. back in 2008-10, i spoke with hundreds of (smart & experienced) VCs & LPs who said i was insane… and when I said the firm name was going to be called “500 Startups” (thx for that domain @hnshah 🙏🏼❤️) they literally laughed in my fucking face. fundraising was hell for many years because nobody thought it made any goddamn sense (and tbh, i was scared shitless it might not work). even after we were on our 3rd fund and >1,000 investments, ppl still thought we were crazy and it wouldn’t work. but i was very lucky a few folks gave us a shot in the early days (@foundersfund @Redpoint @accel @bluerunventures @JoshKopelman @pmarca @mkapor @fredwilson @marcusogawa among many others)… the checks were small but they were enough to get started, and we never looked back. today i have a lot of sympathy for rookie VCs and founders aspiring to try out their “crazy investing ideas” — especially in such a tough market, altho 2009-10 was pretty similar in a lot of ways. it’s a GIANT pain in the ass starting a company or a VC fund, and it takes a lot of support and believers, AND a lot of hard work & persistence. and even then, many many times we will fail. and try again. and fail again. and try again. and fail again. but i want to let people know — keep working on your crazy ideas! because one time, a few times, sometimes… you will SUCCEED. and that makes all that failure and doubt and persistence worthwhile. youtu.be/mtftHaK9tYY
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samir kaji
samir kaji@Samirkaji·
With insitutional LPs pulling back, global family offices have been a focus for fund managers raising capital. There are few things to keep in mind with these groups (from my experience working with 250+ families): A short🧵
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Asher Siddiqui@ashercdkey·
@davemcclure @davemcclure from my experience, people who seem to have “their s**t together” are just better at keeping their anxieties and insecurities to themselves…
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Dave McClure
Dave McClure@davemcclure·
perhaps i just need to meditate more often, or to reach a higher state of enlightenment / acceptance of my obviously frail and vulnerable human condition. but i keep thinking that other [better] people who have their shit together get over this crap in their 20’s or 30’s, and thus i’m clearly a fuckup for not figuring this out awhile ago.
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Dave McClure
Dave McClure@davemcclure·
i still struggle with accepting my multiple character flaws and anxiety about saying the wrong things to people on a daily basis. i guess at age 56 i’m not ever going to get over these insecurities, but it seems like i should have figured this shit out by now… sigh.
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