@Rayless_AK I mean, you can always go up and get more toddler food if you want
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Unsure what's worse, the full fat coke in the morning, the spoon with a donut, or moaning about portions in a buffet
Ben N@BenJNissim
Been in the EU for less than 15 minutes and I’m already annoyed at the portion sizes
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@JACBailey1 The sex point is really weird. Like she has no other answer
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The kids are in the basement, terrified, dont know what to do, and are trapped
The mother is upstairs in the bedroom, fully aware of what to do, with multiple ways out (door, windows, etc)
Gee, what a tough question?! I guess the only decent answer is to save the KIDS!
︎ ︎venom@venom1s
She asked if there's a house fire, would you save the wife or three kids? He replied - Kids. She got angry and said, you can't have sex with kids. Why don't modern women think beyond sex? Who would you save?
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@thomaschattwill Dude, there’s grown ass men in the White House who don’t know how NATO works.
Let the kids enjoy the sun.
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A lot of the problems in the world right now can be explained by this video. For one thing, it’s a big reason why the US government is so unaccountable to public opinion. These are *college students.* A significant amount of the country is totally checked out and comfortable enough not to think it matters.
New York Post@nypost
TV reporter finds the dumbest spring breakers in America: ‘Who the f–k is ayatollah?’ nypost.com/2026/03/24/us-…
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@BowTiedYukon But these same people will think nothing of drinking gallons of coke/Koolaid, and pumping their bodies full of artificial colours and flavours.
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Your children should never see you drunk
BowTiedCrow@BowTiedCrow
My dad never once had a sip of alcohol around me until I was in my late teens. I’m not sure if he mentally decided to never drink or be drunk around his son, but I truly think that was one of the best gifts he could have given me.
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@BowTiedYukon It is possible to have *a* drink an not get drunk, thereby not making alcohol something illicit and forbidden.
This is a really weird take. You are not either teetotal or shit faced drunk. There is an in eteeen.
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@MyFirstSocialM2 @NoContextBrits Imagine loaded fries, but much healthier.
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@NoContextBrits The UK really does have the worst food. I thought it was a myth.
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Shout out to America for finally discovering the jacket potato.
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@RealestMemes_ The Japanese appreciate someone who fully embraces their culture and represents it outside of Japan.
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@steezy10_ This seems more like an argument for not cheating on one’s partner than not sleeping with coworkers
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I remember two colleagues that decided to break the rules and have a sexual relationship. It started with going on break together and then acting like a couple at work functions. It was all rosy and even though many of us were against it we had to stop worrying about them because
David Oyin@steezy10_
STOP SLEEPING WITH YOUR COWORKERS
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@ChrisMartzWX @Buffbabe3 This isn’t pollen … start looking up, you’ll be amazed at what you see
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It’s pollen.
This your first spring on Earth?
mrredpillz jokaqarmy@JOKAQARMY1
What the hell they out there Spraying
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@TimothyEveland Deformation is the answer. Even if you made it light af, if it were as light as plate (assuming AP ammunition didn’t exist) the immense kinetic load from modern ammunition would lead to the inside of the armour deforming and killing the wearer.
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Medieval plate armor is super flexible and it's also lighter than modern tactical gear.
Seriously, why hasn't any military copied medieval armor design yet? Imagine a suit made from the most advanced bullet-proof materials.
Ironlily@IronlilyS
European armour fact: Field armour was designed to minimize interference with the wearer’s movement. Its articulation often exceeds the human body's own range of motion.
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@WealthChakraa @otokyo__ I have literally just done this exact thing and have no idea what you’re talking about.
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The honest answer is no for most
Not because they can't handle the logistics
But because they're terrified of being alone with themselves
That's why they need constant company
That's why they doom scroll
That's why they jump from relationship to relationship
Solo travel exposes all of it
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Dan ری ٹویٹ کیا
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The US no longer needs the Hormuz Strait
Donald Trump stated that the United States is not interested in the Hormuz Strait because it is needed by others.
“We have already defeated Iran. We do not need this strait; we do not use it,” he said.
According to him, the strait will "open by itself" over time, and its importance is greater for Europe, South Korea, Japan, and China.
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@SprinterPress Trump's got a good point . the US has offered and asked for help opening the Strait . no one will step up . . so why should the US go it alone ? . Americans don't need the Strait of Hormuz for anything .
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He didn’t. He saw that the only way to avert the total destruction of the human race was to subsume it as a living god, contain it so that resentment built up to a level which then meant that humanity wanted to break out of its gilded cage, and breed in a line of ‘bulls’ who couldn’t be predicted by presience like his own.
He literally knew he had to become the monster that humanity had to defeat in order to disperse again.
But he couldn’t do it. So Leto did instead.
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@baxter_daniel @SCShipyards Not really. He had other options, but they meant that the Emperor and Baron would have lived.
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You want the REALLY fun take on this new Dune discourse?
Paul did not engage in any "cultural appropriation".
The fremen culture had been deliberately engineered for generations to welcome someone like him as a savior.
He was literally doing what their culture demanded of him
GIF
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@floridajim611 @Albrochier Because you had consideration before?
Is this before or after you threatened a European country with invasion, or the tariff wars, or denigrating the war dead from the time you invoked article 5?
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@Albrochier We will just without consideration for the effects it has on Europe.
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Sure. So go ahead and finish the war like you said you could before you started it.
Skscartoon@skscartoon
Let's be frank here: Europeans would benefit from a successful war against Iran; They just want those benefits for free.
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@kimchi_shlomo @SCShipyards Yeah. He knew he had to become the villain.
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@baxter_daniel @SCShipyards Yeah Paul was a tragic hero who failed to go as far as he needed to. Leto was the one able to pick it up.
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The seething about "cultural appropriation" and "colonialism" with regard to Dune comes off as the pettiest thing ever.
A European, especially from a nation whose culture is not well known abroad, would be like, "They used our stuff as inspiration? Hell yeah!"
You don't see Polish people losing their minds over the Witcher books and games.
Although I suspect it's mostly Western leftists who complain about Herbert and the movies.
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@SCShipyards At what point did Paul have a choice other than die or worse? Furthermore at every opportunity he fought against what he saw as his dark fate. It was only when they killed his son did he give in to that fate.
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