Jared Castaldi

@MyAquaWater Jesus fucking Christ. Your phone service doesn’t work. Your website doesn’t work. How the fuck do I contact you?! What a piece of shit company. Unbelievable.

@Jeep why aren’t you selling the avenger ev in the US?! You dumb assholes. Wake up.

@WIPMorningShow why is no one talking about Jordan Davis?! We trade up to get this monster and he’s only in for 32% of the snaps! Gannon is clueless!

@DIRECTV you know what people love? Commercials where a monster screams every 4 seconds. I’m being sarcastic. Your commercials suck and are annoying.

@LeaderMcConnell Lol gtfo of here.

The Biden Administration has continued to ignore the crisis at our southern border and it is only getting worse. For months, encounters at the southern border have been shattering records. The Administration needs to wake up and address the humanitarian crisis they created.

@WIPMorningShow I need you to isolate audio of Angelo yelling “I NEED COX TO PENETRATE!” K thx!

@VerizonBusiness it’s amazing that an internet providers website is completely not functional. Wanna do anything with your account? Nope. Fuck you.

@FedExHelp Jesus Christ fix your fucking website. You can’t update credit card info!!

@LeaderMcConnell Go fuck yourself.

House Democrats' H.R. 1 is a partisan assault on elections. It directly targets political speech and would centralize control of elections in all 50 states in Washington Democrats’ hands. A dramatic one-party power grab over the way Americans vote.

@LeaderMcConnell Go fuck yourself.

I’ve voted for several of President Biden’s nominees. But his choices to lead Interior and the EPA appear eager to restart the left’s war on domestic energy. Kentuckians know that when radical policies are on the table, it means their jobs and pocketbooks are on the menu.

@GovernorTomWolf I’d love to get the vaccine. I’m eligible. But I’m searching a million different sites trying to find one. You’re failing.

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@GovernorTomWolf Why the fuck am I on a million different websites searching for a vaccine appointment. There should be ONE STATE SITE TO SIGN UP.

Thanks to my fellow Pennsylvanians for all your hard work fighting against COVID. Wearing masks, sacrificing time with loved ones, and practicing good health habits takes adaptability, strength, and a tremendous amount of compassion for others. Together we'll get through this.

@GovernorTomWolf why the fuck isn’t there a single website to sign up for the vaccine in the state? why the fuck am I on rite aids site?

@Carvana now I’ll be delayed even further because I need to move my delivery location. You are the worst. Will never use you again.

@Carvana I was supposed to receive my car yesterday. how is my car delayed for 5 days even though roads are clear and fine?

@Carvana where is my car?! You have the worst customer service. You delayed my delivery 5 days because of “weather”. Rep lied on phone.

@Carvana delayed delivery of my car today for 5 days because of the weather. My car is in Philly. I’m in Philly. Looks real bad out there.

@SpeakerPelosi @SenSchumer @RepAOC who came up with requirement to show 2019 revenue to get 2nd PPP?! What if u openend in 2020?! So stupid

@senatemajldr Go fuck yourself. You are responsible for his death.

The Senate grieves the death of the officer who literally put himself on the line to defend our first branch of gov’t and everybody who works inside it. Our condolences and our prayers are with Officer Sicknick’s family and his colleagues at this terrible time. My full statement:

@SenWarren NATIONAL HEATHCARE. THATS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO. THATS ALL WE NEED.

Change is finally coming to the United States Senate. Democrats need to deliver on this mandate with bold policies to improve the lives of the American people.