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@SkySports_Keith @NUFCThreatLevel Solanke or that chump from chelsea incoming.

🚨 Newcastle are set to target a striker this summer — despite spending £125m on Nick Woltemade & Yoane Wissa last summer. 🔄 A summer of change is expected with as many as 8 changes to the squad possible. 🧤 A new goalkeeper will also be targeted by Eddie Howe & Ross Wilson, who will be given the opportunity to put right the mistakes of last summer’s transfer window. #NUFC skysports.com/football/news/…

@NUFCMurph We aint beating west ham with them fighting for something, our lads will be on the beach or saving themselves for world cup

Win. Loss. Loss. Loss. Draw. Win. Loss. 7 points from 21.

@DBG21305 @JoshACarpenter Shut up bitch

@JoshACarpenter Tiger is and was a steroid abusing douche. He should have nearly all his wins stripped from him for cheating.

Tiger’s facial hair was always pretty telling. If he showed up with that goatee, it was game over. No chance. Same thing any time he was wearing sunglasses.

@FrankEra_ @NathSalt1 I thought you had already signed bruno?

🚨💣 | JUST IN: #MUFC have cut their short-list of midfield targets to replace Casemiro this summer down to THREE players: - Sandro Tonali - Elliot Anderson - Adam Wharton [@NathSalt1]

@hollywoodbuilt @Capt_Fishpaste Are you dan burns dad?

@Capt_Fishpaste Livramento is the world’s 2nd best fullback (Behind Hall). Burn is England best CB and one of the best in Europe. The midfield is the best in England - If not Europe - when Fit. Signed - Newcastle Twitter fans.

Do Newcastle have better players? I'm taking Brobbey over their strikers any day. I'm taking Alderate over Burn, Mukiele over Livramento. I'm definitely taking Roefs over either of their keepers. Midfield pretty comparable. Ballard at least comparable to their best CB. Newcastle's squad is better and they have some brilliant players, but man for man on both their best days, I'm not seeing much in it at all.

@SkySports_Keith Burn got battered about by him too, why does he always get a pass with comments like this Keith? Is it cos hes from Blyth?

🇳🇱 ⚽️ It’s been a while since I’ve seen a striking performance like Brian Brobbey’s for Sunderland yesterday. 💪🏻 Absolutely bullied the Newcastle defence from the off, occupying four of them for most of the game. 🤷🏽‍♂️ #NUFC didn’t know how to handle him — Botman was probably relieved when he had to go off, and Thiaw didn’t fare much better. 🫡 Thoroughly deserved his derby winner…it been coming since half-time. #SAFC #NUFC

@OfficielKaybaye Psr

Just out of interest, what was his decline at Bournemouth blamed on?

@zekiv6 Only problem is everyone else is shite. We get a free kick on the edge of the area and there is literally nobody to take it because they are all just athletes and no technically gifted strikers of a ball

The set play myth that is Trippier needs to stop

@Pooliemags1Ttv Aye hes not class but lets not pretend the other options better. Pope cant use his feet and he cant catch. New keeper needed

Btw Ramsdale is utter wank don’t want to see anyone blow smoke up his arse again if he could catch that first goal doesn’t even happen but but but he can pass out from the back though… #nufc

@DanLang12 Mickey moose

Alot of people are calling for Howe out on here. I just want to know what actual manager they think is available right now and who would take the Newcastle job and take Newcastle forward? A lot of the players will definitely want to leave if we got rid of Howe. #NUFC

@CraigHope_DM Hes lost the plot unfortunately

⚫️ Eddie Howe on Sunderland defeat 🗣️ "This was very, very painful. But it was most painful for our supporters, and it’s them I think about now. There is no excuse, when you have not performed & have not delivered. We have not done our jobs well enough. I understand the reaction at the end of the game. My first thought as a leader is to front up & absorb it. You can use whatever word you want, I won’t challenge it. The only thing we can do is come back stronger from it. 🗣️ "Our technical delivery was off today. We missed three midfielders who would have given us control. It left us unbalanced. The game became transitional & we made it too much like they wanted it. We lost control in the second half. 🗣️ "They were two poor goals to concede but that’s not a one-off for us. We have defended poorly since the turn of the year"

@FrankEra_ Agents of, not specifically for bruno

🚨🎙️ | Fabrizio Romano on the Bruno Guimarães to #MUFC links: “It’s TRUE. A meeting took place between the agents of Bruno Guimarães and United a few weeks ago. “United maintain a GOOD relationship with the agency. Other players are on the list. “The club has A LOT of things to clarify and options to study before making a decision.” [@FabrizioRomano/@Utdtruthful]

@Magpie24_7 Maybe they actually need a bollocking instead of going softly softly with the pyscho babble

🇪🇸 ​I bet it was a long flight back from Barcelona for the Newcastle United squad. After that 7-2 hammering at the Nou Camp, the Newcastle United squad didn’t wait to get home to start the post-mortem. Reports from The Chronicle suggest an immediate 'inquest' was held in the dressing room, but it wasn't the hairdryer treatment you might expect or want. ​Instead of a blasting, Eddie Howe and his staff are working overtime on a 'psychological rescue mission.' With the Tyne-Wear derby looming large, the focus has shifted entirely to preventing a season-ending collapse. ​🧠 Eddie ​Howe is desperate to salvage the positives from a bizarre game where we actually looked the better side for large spells of the opening 45 minutes, after a good home leg - before imploding. The message to the players is clear: the bravery was there, but the individual errors were fatal and need to be eliminated. ​ ​There’s no hiding from the magnitude of the Sunderland game. With European hopes hanging by a thread, Eddie has warned his players that any repeat of the second-half collapse in Spain would be "unforgivable." ​We’ve seen some highs this season, but the lows have been absolute gut-punches. Watching that second-half capitulation against Barca was hard to take, and doing it right before a derby makes the nerves even worse. Eddie ​Howe says the players have learned from "similar games" this season... but that’s the worry, isn't it? ​How many of these 'psychological inquests' and 'painful defeats' have we actually had to endure this season? Is the squad becoming resilient, or just used to picking themselves up off the floor? ​Let us know your thoughts below. 👇 ​#NUFC #NewcastleUnited #Barcelona #TyneWearDerby #Newcastle

@Sewelld22 @ADMusgrove @ChronicleNUFC @lee_ryder @S_McCormick95 Now do errors leading to goals, a stat the keeper has an influence on

@ADMusgrove @ChronicleNUFC @lee_ryder @S_McCormick95 People saying Ramsdales 10 times better... in what metric??? Save percentage 70+ for Pope, 40 for Ramsdale Clean sheets 15 for Pope 2 for Ramsdale doesnt point to someone thats 10 times better to me

Is it time for Nick Pope to return to net? @lee_ryder & @S_McCormick95 believe so! #NUFC youtu.be/8MEQjO-t70Y

@_CM_67_ Lads, did you see the state of your team last euros? No way he wanted anything to do with that shite.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN HARVEY BARNES

@UpTheSons @l4anders226 Na, he saw the embarrassment of the last euros and thought no i’d rather go on my holidays thanks

@steverf86 @l4anders226 Aye because he chose not to play at a world cup 😂 he was given a chance but took the risk on playing for england and the risk backfired

Turns out he will NOT be playing for England either 😎 How’d you like them apples Harvey ma man

@AliceTalksFooty Man u fans shocked that they dont get every decision for once….shocking

I am honestly shocked VAR didn’t overturn that, if that’s outside the box it’s given as a foul. What BS!! They were just didn’t want to give two penalties in the same game even though it was a stonewaller.

@cam_nufc Or its proof that england arent that good.

Surely the fact we sit in 9th place, humiliated in the CL while we have 5 England internationals in our squad (4 Defensive players while conceding 43 goals this year) is proof that Howe is underperforming

@MattyTJW 😂

Get this guy in at the end of the season #NUFC