Post Nut Clarity

@kevinvdahlgren @war24182236 Gavin Newsom’s California.

Addiction is a weapon of self-destruction. Filmed by my friend @war24182236 in San Francisco

@sacsheriff The SPLC must be going nuts that it’s not white supremacists.

FIVE ARRESTED IN AUBURN BOULEVARD HOMICIDE   At approximately 12:00 AM on Sunday, March 15, 2026, North Patrol Deputies responded to the 4400 block of Auburn Boulevard for a report of a shooting. Deputies located a male and female inside a vehicle suffering from gunshot wounds. Deputies provided medical aid until fire personnel arrived. The male was transported to a hospital and is expected to survive. The female was pronounced deceased at the scene.   Sheriff’s Homicide Detectives and Crime Scene Investigators determined the shooting occurred during a “pop-up” party at 4366 Auburn Boulevard, where large crowds had gathered inside and outside the building.  Witnesses reported that a group of four to five males retrieved handguns from a vehicle and fired approximately 70 rounds toward another group in the parking lot.   Tragically, the gunfire struck two uninvolved victims who were passengers in an Uber attempting to leave the parking lot. The victims had no affiliation with either group and were caught in the crossfire.   During the five-week investigation, Detectives learned one group was waiting for a rapper and his associates to exit the party. When they saw the group, five suspects exited a vehicle and opened fire into the crowd.   Detectives identified all five suspects, three adults and two juveniles. On April 20, four suspects were taken into custody, including 18-year-old Kymani Agbouti (Vallejo) and 18-year-old Avante Washington (Antelope), along with two juveniles from Oakland and Sacramento.  The fifth suspect, 20-year-old Juan Colmenero (Emeryville), fled to Puerto Rico. On April 29, he was arrested at San Francisco International Airport and booked into the Sacramento County Main Jail. All five suspects have been arrested for homicide charges. There are no outstanding suspects.

@henrykleeKTVU @SolanoSheriff Gavin Newsom’s California.

Thieves in Fairfield stole bronze stars & plaques at Peace Officer Memorial honoring 21 law enforcement officers who died in line of duty, as well as bronze plaques at Veterans Memorial, courthouse & county bldgs, per @SolanoSheriff, calling it “cowardly & disgraceful crime”

@edpwatch_ Youth pastor. Need to investigate anyone who works with children.

Mormon youth pastor freaks out after i show his CP collection to cops 🤣🚨

@ExxAlerts Think he got a bit little too greedy.

ALERT: Chick-fil-A employee accused of using mac and cheese to steal over $80,000 from one of their locations in Grapevine, Texas. A Chick-fil-A owner reported hundreds of phony refunds to the Grapevine Police. Detectives noticed Keyshun Jones, an employee who was terminated a month prior, behind the counter and using the computer multiple times without permission. Jones allegedly would process a mac and cheese tray transaction and then refund the fraudulent purchase onto his own personal credit card. Jones did this scam about 800 times, totaling over $80,000. He then evaded arrest multiple times before the Texas Attorney General’s Fugitive Task Force and the Fort Worth Police Department were able to detain him. Jones faces charges of property theft, money laundering, and evading arrest.

@Polymarket How about returning all the Muslims in the UK back to where they came from.

JUST IN: Mayor Mamdani calls on King Charles to return the Kohinoor Diamond, a 105-carat jewel originally found in India.

@ABC7 🎵 NICE NICE BABY 🎵

Information about California driver's license holders will soon be shared with an outside organization, nonprofit CalMatters says. The shared data will include whether a driver has a Social Security number, which could be used to identify people who are undocumented. spr.ly/6013BBPPKN

@KTLA Wow. That place is famous.

@henrykleeKTVU @SFPD @SFDAOffice Gypsies. It’s always them.

As plainclothes officers watch, Claudia Voinescu, 41, riding in BMW, snatches elderly woman’s necklace at 17th & Cabrillo in Richmond District & takes off w/driver Ludovic-Iustinian Ceausu, 37, but SUV spike-stripped, per @SFPD. Both charged by @SFDAOffice w/robbery & grand theft

@Breaking911 Crazy old cracker lost his marbles.

Passenger Opens Emergency Exit Door On Delayed Delta Flight In Atlanta Amid Severe Thunderstorm Disruptions A chaotic scene unfolded aboard a Delta Air Lines flight at Atlanta after severe thunderstorms caused major delays for a trip bound for Chicago. Video shared online showed an enraged passenger shouting at crew members about the extended delay before grabbing and opening an emergency exit door while the plane was still on the ground. The aircraft, carrying 168 passengers, was eventually returned to the gate at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, where the man was removed by security. The flight had been held due to a ground stop at Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport and later departed hours behind schedule, finally reaching Chicago early the next morning. 🎥: @KimKatieUSA

@ABC7 And not one dude chased after her.

Surveillance footage captured the shocking moment a waitress was assaulted by a passerby while working at a cafe in Melbourne, Australia. As she carried plates to an outside table, a woman walking past slammed the plates into her face, leaving her with a chipped tooth after the incident, according to the cafe.

@CollinRugg Isn’t this the guy that claimed to be the antichrist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

JUST IN: Members of an Islamic sect have been arrested in the UK for slavery and forced marriages. Over 500 police officers have raided the Ahmadi Religion of Peace and Light in Crewe, England. Police say members were arrested for human trafficking, s*xual assault, r*pe, forced marriage, and modern-day slavery. A total of six men and three women were arrested. The Ahmadi Religion of Peace and Light (AROPL) is a religious sect that derives from Shia Islam and has charity status in the UK. According to the Guardian, 150 people, 56 of them being children, live together in the gated property in Crewe. The leader of the group is Abdullah Hashem Aba Al-Sadiq, who claims to have been appointed by Muhammad.

@joeroganhq He’s not too far off, the somali’s live around McAllister and Laguna streets.

Tony Hinchcliffe: "[San Francisco] is actually worse than a sh*thole… It used to be so beautiful. Do you remember the intro to Full House? The house is still full because 23 Somalians live in it now."

Honored to meet His Majesty King Charles today and grateful for the opportunity to join this special gathering. Enjoyed the discussions on AI, advanced technology, and the global partnerships that help drive innovation.

This fraud was asked in every pre election interview, “How will you pay for all of these “free” programs you’re proposing?” He never gave a straight answer. He just insisted, we will get it. Now? He’s crying about a budget crisis. NYrs are idiots.

@GuntherEagleman He’s a Muslim king, that’s why the democrats are applauding him.

🚨 KING CHARLES DROPS RED-PILLED TRUTH IN CONGRESS! "And Mr. Speaker, for many here — and for myself — the Christian faith is a firm anchor and daily inspiration..." BOOM. The chamber erupts in applause. King Charles kept going: “...that guides us not only personally but together as members of our community. Having been devoted to a large part of my life to interfaith relationships and greater understanding, it is that faith in the triumph of light over darkness which I have found confirmed countless times.” WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION!

@WallStreetMav Fucking virtue signaling low IQ morons that voted for this communist grifter.

Socialist NYC mayor Mamdani is begging for a bailout from the state of New York. The state has a budget deficit also: $2.2 billion in 2026 and $10.4 billion in 2027 "We cannot close this deficit with savings alone. We need new revenue, and we need a structural reset in our relationship with the state. That is the only way to meet our legal obligation to pass a balanced budget."

@FoxNews No kings! These democrats are hypocrites.

NOW: King Charles III calls on the U.S. and U.K. to "rededicate ourselves" to each other in the service of "our peoples" on America's 250th birthday. "God bless the United States, and God bless the United Kingdom."

@ICEgov Deport him to CECOT.

Atharva Vyas, a 24-year-old Indian illegal alien, allegedly violently assaulted a mother named Gabriella Perez and her three-year-old daughter in a San Antonio park April 18. Vyas allegedly even bit the toddler and knocked out two of her teeth. ICE lodged a detainer with local law enforcement asking them to turn Vyas over to ICE instead of releasing him into the community after he’s faced justice for his alleged crimes.

@EricLDaugh Where are the no kings protestors ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

🚨 JUST NOW: The entirety of US Congress ERUPTS in a standing ovation when King Charles III drops this line “Magna Carta is cited in at least 160 Supreme Court cases in 1789, not least as the foundation of the principle that executive power is subject to CHECKS AND BALANCES."