👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰

Downtown ⁦@CityOfLasVegas⁩ is a disaster. Looks like a third world country.

@FoodCritical1 I remember going in NY and Michigan and they were both good 30+ years ago.

@60SecsofVegas Poor (slow) service is what they're known for chain wide. It's not unique to Las Vegas.

The service was terrible at the Strip location and never anyone at the Henderson location.

@denstarr4 Fuzzy navels were my drink of choice at one point in college and I barely drink.

It's interesting if you frequent bars to find out if you have a real bartender, or just somebody who is used to doling out beer or wine. My bartender of a few nights ago, had no clue what a fuzzy navel or greyhound was. Seriously.

@jayochoa84 Sorry for your loss and the loss to his family. 😢

Sad news. One of the trainers I have known for 4 years had a seizure on his way to the gym to work yesterday. I saw the wreckage leaving but didn’t know it was him. He didn’t make it and leaves be hind 4 kids and a wife. HUG YOUR LOVED ONES AND DONT MISS OUT ON WHAT YOU HAVE!

@maxdubler @DanielLurie Noted. Do you think this was justice for the relatives of the family? Can you tell me the name of the district attorney and the judge involved in this?

@60SecsofVegas @DanielLurie Daniel Lurie had nothing to do with this. The crash happened under the previous mayor and both the district attorney and the judge are elected, not appointed.

This is what’s wrong with San Francisco @DanielLurie along with a million more things.

@RJ_T0day @defense_civil25 She wasn’t innocent. She hit him with her car.

@defense_civil25 All these comments 😂😂😂 you don’t mind a government agency killing innocent Americans but you’ll get all butt hurt when a comedian mocks the EXACT behavior of the grifting wife of a podcaster. But it’s not a cult 😂😂😂🤦‍♂️

🚨Update: Officer Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who fatally shot Antifa terrorist Renee Good in Minneapolis Minnesota after she hit him with her car, will NOT face charges for his self defense action! 🇺🇸

@realEstateTrent Exactly, I had a tax lien certificate many years ago and the person who wasn’t paying had a jujitsu studio. He eventually paid before he lost the property to me.

Karate Studios are the worst strip mall tenants. *Their investment in the space is minimal *They are a major parking suck *They are rent bottom-feeders *Very often low-credit, late pay And I low-key always think the dude is gonna kick my ass.

@seanspicer @mirandadevine @WhipKClark @TMZ @TMZLive @RapidResponse47 What airport is this?

House Democrat @WhipKClark heading out of DC Luckily she’s skipping security so she doesn’t have to face the TSA agents she is denying pay to - on day 43 of the shutdown

Did you @Delta make @BernieSanders wait in line with the commoners?

@Hatefightingsi1 I don’t mention casinos that block me. The owner of this place is a nice guy. Casinos need wrangle in their social media people.

@60SecsofVegas What casino?

Hot Cheeto Mochi dog with spicy mayo. $7.50 + tax is pricey even using comps.

@CsSte52487 @ryanjaycowan @TeslaHype AMG uses aluminum buttons. My GLK has plastic buttons that peel. 😢😢😢

@ryanjaycowan @TeslaHype Minimalism is the mark of quality. To me, the plastic buttons and all that bling on the Mercedes look like cheap plastic. Your dad made a good choice.

My dad went from this interior (Merc AMG) to now a Launch Series Model Y. He was worried the Tesla wouldn't feel premium enough (at 1/3 of the price). Update: The Tesla has completely won him over. Says he won't go back. Uses FSD every drive, and loves the minimal interior.

@KrissBergTweets @robbiehendricks I was going to ask that too.

@robbiehendricks What is AAR?

We acquired this 1960s asset in summer 2021 - at the height of the multifamily frenzy. $7.25M ($55k/unit) 5 year fixed debt (yes, it existed in 2021) C class $3.1M LP Equity 75/25 Straight Split (the horror!) Anyway, we were all-in at about $75k/unit, including this brand new clubhouse we built from scratch (photos below). People thought we were nuts to build a clubhouse in a squarely C class market, but we have consistently been of the opinion that if you build nice things, you'll attract the highest quality residents. In this case, that was true. This property was the most in-demand property in the submarket. To be clear, our target rents were still very afforable and well below 25% of median household income for the market. If we needed extreme rents to justify the construction, it would have been a no-go. In this case, our property was consistently at 96%+ occupancy. In 2023, we returned 50% of the LP capital via cash-out refinance. Solid win. Made the call to list the asset in Q4 2024, and successfully sold the asset in early 2025 for $13,700,000, or roughly $104k/unit (a record for the submarket). Final results for LPs: 3.5 year hold 1.71 EM 17.6% IRR 19.5% AAR (if you're into that sort of thing) Solid base hit, and left it better than we found it. On to the next one. FAQs in next post.

BREAKING TMZ is asking for pictures of members of Congress on vacation: “If anybody goes to Disney World with their family for spring break or anywhere on vacation and you see 1 of the 535 members of Congress, take a picture & send it to us. We will post that picture on our website, on our social media, & we will put it on our television shows. We want to show what they are doing at your expense.” 👏

Hey @SenSchumer @AOC The Democrats lost a voter. Sadly, he got what he voted for.

What is the over/under on shooting deaths this weekend @ChicagoMayor ?

They won’t.

So sad I didn’t buy the condo less than a few blocks away at the time they were building the stadium. Offered to me for $149,999. It reached a high of $1.4M.

I hope all @TSA agents remember that the Democrats are the ones fucking then over and vote accordingly in the fall.