Mike Awkerts

The year is 2030. Patrick Mahomes just won his eighth Super Bowl. Arthur Smith is coaching a high school team that recorded six pass attempts all year. Rashod Bateman, off a 13-catch season, is ready to take the next step. twitter.com/Ravens/status/…

@Chi_City_Simba @ClashRoyale you should be upset with your financial decisions that led you to having all evolved cards; not that people are getting a free one lol

What way are you swiping with Perfect Match?

@ClashRoyale Y’all couldn’t even run a lemonade stand efficiently.

Wall Breakers & Bomber Evolution Reveal 💥

@Challenger_ST @jasrifootball @PowellAnalytics Damn never knew Tiki was built like that

@jasrifootball @PowellAnalytics Tiki Barber. Retired after this 5 year stretch of rushing Guy had 2-3 more good years in him

What do you guys think? (via: @PowellAnalytics)

@ClashRoyale How dull do you idiots have to be not only keep firecracker in the game, but also give it an EVO? I mean are chromosomes in short supply at the studio or what?

Valkyrie: The OG muscle mommy. 💪

@AdamSchefter @krisrhim1

Chargers’ HC Brandon Staley said last night that he deserves to continue as the coach. More via @krisrhim1: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@AdamW632718 @Ihartitz IN KUPP WE TRUSS 🙏🏼

"Justin Herbert and Keenan Allen led you to the fantasy playoffs and now they're both out in round one. What are you going to do?"

@Guy__Smash @AdamSchefter yeah, like 6 weeks ago

@AdamSchefter Staley should’ve been fired at halftime

Justin Herbert has been downgraded today to out.

@Annnnnnonimous @AuldGuard @RealEmirHan

@AuldGuard @RealEmirHan She turned from weird looking hottie to weird looking underfed fish, unfortunatelly

@prabhakar_noah @chargers He is trash wym

@chargers Get Ekeler a td pls

@chargers You guys are so fucking bad. Release Ekeler and let Herbert have a good career at a real franchise for the love of god

David Montgomery starts, has some nice runs. Jamhyr Gibbs shot out of a cannon for big run to the 1-yard line. Monty subs in for the goal line score.

@elbuensebas Death Taxes Chargers 1st down runs *for 2 yards*

Death Taxes Chargers 1st down runs

@AdamS1lverHater DUB DUB DUB DUB (I’m delusional riding the Vikings win high)

Was gonna say the Broncos could make the playoffs but

@CallingOurShot Barnes…🫠 never forget🤬

With the Ladder Challenge returning tomorrow, we need to have a conversation. Introducing: ✨The Banned List✨ Honorable Mention: - All Assist Props Who did I miss?

@AnswerThePole @AdamSchefter Much better than the prior question yall polled on this thread lmao

@AdamSchefter It’s September 2024, which NFL QB do you want for the season?

Rams getting back their QB:

@CallingOurShot hate to see it man but the ladder shall come 🙏🏼🫡

Blowouts suck.

@HaydenWinks Sure Hayden. But maybe if Bijan was a little more active and supportive on the sidelines the team would be motivated to get it in the end zone!

Bad play rate inside the 10-yard line. Falcons have 5 penalties (most). Their 52% bad play rate on passes is 13th best. Their 38% bad play on runs is 6th worst. Just watched these plays. Ridder missed 3-5 throws. Run blocking has been mid. 3 too-fancy play calls imo.

@huntercoldcalls The value of protecting your family is priceless Hunter! Can’t put a number on that!!

When you close a single mother on a life insurance policy that costs 40% of her income

@jagibbs_23 Would you debate starting him over Gibbs this week? Gamescript of Broncos Bills scares me a little

Javonte Williams is fresh off his bye week and had started to look more and more like himself prior to the week off. Williams 2023 avoided tackle rate splits: 13% -- first four games 23% -- three games since returning from injury A quick reminder on the awesomeness of Javonte: 🥇 48% avoided tackle rate (@TruMediaSports) at UNC in 2020. Highest single-season rate (150+ attempts) among RB's drafted into the NFL during the time I have the data (2017-22) 🥇31% avoided tackle as a rookie led the NFL in 2021 🥇34% rate in 2022 before tearing his ACL In Week 10, Williams faces the Bills. The only team that has a higher missed tackle rate than the Bills is Williams' Broncos.