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@RealMattLucas Omg wincey Willis...yip I'm officially old thanks matt

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@mouldyscone Mmmmm if I was in a bar in Thailand I'd pay him $1 to hold my co*k in the toilet to make it look big in his tiny hands...just saying lol

Can’t believe people aspire to be Ross Greer.

@RussellFindlay1 Tbf did he not write a strongly worded letter regarding the taxation...no sorry that was about his golf fees at trumps courses

The King has secured an agreement from the US president to remove tariffs on Scotch whisky. John Swinney is trying to claim credit👇. Why are the SNP so dishonest?

@StuMcMillanSNP @martin_compston @theSNP Was this recorded last week before he flew down to his home in England or did he go and visit cox in America after the filming?

Great to have @martin_compston support in next week's election - one week till polling day! 🗳️💛🙌 #BothVotesSNP @theSNP

@theSNP @JohnSwinney Ha ha ha you and your fake embassy's had absolutely no contribution to this outcome stop piggybacking on actual positive stories that benefit the Scottish people you utter charlatan

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Delivering for Scotland.

@jk_rowling His statement is a PR stunt him and his party are as much to blame for stoking the hatred and antisemitism. A truly awful individual

Why do leaders of the Greens have such difficulty naming the particular demographic likely to be most ‘shaken’ and ‘affected’ by two men from their community having their throats cut on a London street?

@ZackPolanski Your party and yourself have nailed your colours to the mast your statement is only a PR stunt you have stoked the hatred backed the antisemitism for what ? Votes of course your crocodile tears mean nothing to the Jewish community

@DPJHodges Need to sweep for IEDs

“I will visit as soon as possible". How long does it take to get from Westminster to Golders Green with a police escort.

@JamesMelville So I live in Scotland where let's not be kidded doesn't have the greatest weather all year round..how do families dry clothes during winter summer spring..tie them to a windmill? Be a cu*nt to climb up to them never mind to try peg them to the blades

Taxes are up. Cost of living is up. Infrastructures and public services are crumbling. Everyone is feeling the pinch across Britain. And here’s Ed Miliband banning traditional tumble dryers because of net zero. We are governed by idiots.

@WomenOScotland Sturgeon said she had a duty of care to protect women but also agrees that a man who has been jailed for raping women who now has fake breasts should be allowed to share the same confined space as them how is that protection for women?

Alexander Cole-Hamilton (Lib Dems) was asked by Malcolm Offord (Reform) whether males should be allowed in women’s bathrooms, sports, and prisons - after the sexual assault in a Scottish prison last week by a man who “self-identifies” as a woman. His answer: “If there’s any suggestion a prisoner is going to rape another prisoner, they shouldn’t be housed in the female estate.” Locking women up with violent men who “self-identify” as women - especially after conviction - should be the red flag. That’s a “suggestion” right there. How about safeguarding properly - stop placing men in women’s prisons in the first place and stop going along with this ideology? If you really want to protect women, that should be the first step.

@afneil Or sitting on the tax payer's subsided bar and restaurant before she appears in chamber..oh the irony

“Smell the alcohol”?! Wow. I wonder what she thinks it will be like when she and the Greens get their way and legalise heroin? Also, she says that, unlike MPs, she doesn’t think bankers would have a drink then go back to work. What planet is she on?

@theSNP Hi I've only afew days left before I return to America thanks for the freebie I've received from everyone remember what happens in holyrood stays in holyrood

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Martin Compston: “C’mon Scotland! This is it. Vote to lock out Reform. Vote for independence. Both votes SNP on Thursday 7th May.”

@BBCScotlandNews What like Chapman,slater and the rest of the free loading migrants that drain our society of funds that should be first and foremost be invested in the actual people of Scotland who were born in the nation you are ment to be representing no mater what their votes

Too few migrants are coming to Scotland, say SNP bbc.in/4vQJ4z5

@markthehibby She's dyed her hair red to look more like the tartan shortbread box idea that a born and bred Irish/scot should look like for the world stage...tourists ffs

🚨 "No person is illegal". The arrogance of McAllan grinning away. We have a homelessness crisis in all cities?? Thousands of children in temp. accommodation yet our Housing Minister's priority is to virtue signal? Same with oil & gas - not caring about massive job losses?🤡

@ForScotlandSake It's about citizenship he has to leave USA and spend time in the UK for his visa, acting privileges and his tax breaks he receives for his occupation same as R Stewart Brian Cox A Cummings part time Scots that recive a all expenses paid gift fir their appearance

Our House's Martin Compston's lavish Las Vegas pad with bar and pool. Compston is so Scottish, he calls Las Vegas home. Scottish voters won't be taking lectures from him on who to vote for. hellomagazine.com/homes/20220307…

@AgentP22 Tbh who uses paper money any more everything is contactless a lot of business don't accept cash anymore...is she that old and out of date?

If Scotland's worst comedian hates London that much, why does she go there?

@Matt_Pinner Class

How would you describe JK Rowling in one word?

@AgentP22 He said from the first moment it was reported that he would be representing them as it was a case of racism by the police he loves high profile visibility

Look who's defending the alleged Manchester airport thugs. Anyone surprised?

@DreyfusJames What I take from your examples is that they were cross dressers transvestite and drag men the difference is with your examples then and now is not one of them was convicted of a sexual offence compared to the people who are in mainstream power now

Danny La Rue was a female impersonator. Barry Humphries played Dame Edna as a comedy character. Les Dawson & Roy Barraclough played Cissie & Ada as comedic tributes to the women of their times. Kenny Everett played Cupid Stunt as an OTT American starlet character. Again not drag. Hinge & Bracket were old-school musical vaudevillians. Harris Milstead (Divine) was a character actor & part-time drag queen, whose act wanted to be taken seriously. Lily Savage (Paul O’Grady) was an old-school drag queen, whose act was based on the tough women he grew up with. Regina Fong (Reg Bundy) was another old-school vaudevillian, whose act was camp, very funny & inventive, relying on repetition of a routine that the audience would know & emulate. They’d join in. None of these performers exhibited a deep-rooted loathing for women, & yet are now tarred with the same brush as modern day “drag queens”. You CANNOT compare these artistes with the talentless, runway, slut-dropping, sashaying wannabes, that people refer to as “drag queens” today, many of whom lampoon & degrade women in deeply misogynistic ways. (See Ru Paul’s Drag Race). They are not the same thing. Style-wise, they have much more in common with the various Houses (LaBeija, ‘68, Corey, ‘72, Xtravaganza ‘82, Ninja, ‘82, Ebony ‘78) & the Tea Dances & later the Ballroom Dances of New York, where gay men would dress up & “throw shade”. Learn the difference.

@ImWatson91 @HumzaYousaf Yes your wife and her family will be for ever grateful to you for abusing your position in Scotland and public money to get them out of that totally avoidable position the put themselves in...Will they be refunding the bribes you paid by any chance?

@HumzaYousaf You left us with broken public services, a police force banging on our doors over tweets instead of tackling real crime, and a generation of Scots hooked on your divisive identity politics bullshit. So just piss off and take your legacy of mediocrity with you, ya racist wanker.

Value, purpose & happiness was never derived from status or high office, but enjoying the journey with those I love. As I leave Parliament for the last time as an MSP, I can't thank my parents or Nadia enough for the love & support they have given me over the years. Thank you ♥️