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Ken Paxton's impeachment trial revealed he used his office to help a developer under FBI investigation, who in return hired Paxton's mistress & set up a fake Uber account named "Dave P" so Paxton could sneak to her apartment. Rich that a "family values" group would promote him.

OK, not gonna lie, I thought this was another #Druski skit. This is Rep. Kat Cammack (FL) at the Young Republicans Convention in Dallas, TX. But this goes to show you he didn’t directly attack or even name #ErikaKirk he said “Conservative Women” and his depiction was spot on lol

@WalshFreedom Yes I tried to simplify it but you are for sure correct.

@WalshFreedom Palestine seemed perfectly fine when the Ottoman Turks controlled the government there.

Since 1947, the single greatest obstacle to peace in the Middle East has been the Arab/Muslim world’s refusal to accept the existence of the state of Israel. Period. And there isn’t even a close second.

@kobashi100 @WalshFreedom The ignorance and racism of European countries after WW1 will forever go down as one of the biggest blunders.

@FartMasterFlash @WalshFreedom It's hilarious seeing non Muslims try telling us that our legitimate Caliphate rulers were a form of occupation. The newly formed nation states created when ottomans lost there power has been a complete failure and disaster full of division in the Muslim world.

Pope Leo XIV said that God rejects the prayers of leaders who wage wars. This comes as US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth speaking at a Pentagon prayer service, called for “overwhelming violence of action against those who deserve no mercy,” asking that “wicked souls” be “delivered to the eternal damnation” in the fight against Iran.

@WalshFreedom The Balfour Declaration was a public statement issued by the British Government in 1917 during the First World War announcing its support for the establishment of a "national home for the Jewish people" in Palestine, then an Ottoman region with a small minority Jewish population.

@TheTNHoller @IAmPoliticsGirl Dude has lost his marbles

Gas skyrocketing, bombs dropping, our standing in the world in tatters, taxpayer dollars up in flames — meanwhile this oligarch dictator wanna-be brags about his new ballroom and the “Corinthian” columns How is every American not sickened by this?

@FartMasterFlash I bet she still does. Amirite?

The former head of America's Border Patrol interior operations, selected by Stephen Miller, says on camera he wanted 100 million deportations, removal of one third of America.

@LyingOrSpecEd She cleaned enough shit from my britches to teach me the ways of the world.

@FartMasterFlash that's what your mama says 😂

Starting to think we were duped…

@LyingOrSpecEd @David_J_Bier Never trust a fart

@FartMasterFlash @David_J_Bier coz you say so, right Master Fart?

@3YearLetterman @BTS_jp_official @CurtisLemay General LeMay knows how to run an Oklahoma drill.

@FartMasterFlash @BTS_jp_official @CurtisLemay No detail is too small for me

I do not like much about Japan, but Panda Express (“Speedy Bear” in English) is an incredible Japanese dining experience

@TexasTribune Republican tyrants

New state rules that eliminate natural smokeable hemp products will go into effect March 31. Here's what you need to know. bit.ly/4uMOY3B

@Aviation_Intel Just goes to show you what 1.5 Trillion dollars a year will buy you.

Hardened Underground Facilities Now Being Sought For Al Udeid Air Base Iranian attacks highlight the glaring need for hardened infrastructure and shelters to protect troops and military assets. twz.com/news-features/…

The objective of the war has become undoing the consequence of the war. The stupidest war in history.

@MattFitz94 @JustinRose99 @FitzAlex99 What a cool moment for your awesome family!!

Alex Fitzpatrick, a DP World Tour Champion. That’s pretty cool. Proud of you @FitzAlex99 🏆

@VladTheInflator @DanBilzerian At least he’s honest about what he would accomplish if elected.

This is the best political ad I've ever seen Vote Dan 2026 @DanBilzerian