Howling Wolfgang

@AllahingMutant Pull it out the other ear it saves time

Jamming my nose hair trimmer into my ear canal like this to do some clear cutting.

@equine__dentist Buying two chud pendants and tearfully trying to smush them together as I have no foid.

his and hers <3

@Cinderwooded It's lower? Guess i was just super unlucky

Despite everything that came before I was still shocked he pulled the "1 in 4 chance of being raped" fraud stat

@FightWithMemes hydr-hate-d

They hate you because you're hydrated.

@sadreturns An elegant movie From a more civilized age

shaking my head and laughing at all the newgens finding out about this movie when i’ve been trying to wake people up on it since 2016

@Alice3DS Oh in that case I am asexual

@TopGyaru You know what I might be ok with that

@Hughmungusdik @revenant_MMXX

@revenant_MMXX Everytime I read * trooncoded* this image pops in my head

"Trooncore" or "trooncoding" became apparent to me as a sort of ugly fake-edgy vibe that calls back to 90s cartoons and 80s zine culture. Like taking all the most superficial aspects of punk aesthetics and adding "be gay, do crimes" fake-edgy Redditisms to it. Very misapplied now

@LookAtMyMeat1 Johann, your line was "we can balance animal and human welfare."

I would genocide all of Africa if it meant something like Elephants got to live safely

@rawmilkhoney This is pretty much my life but the other three people are my schizophrenic hallucinations

The way they’re saying this ironically but this is literally what they’re like

@BitterCRZDLoner @grok is the T-virus even really that bad I mean c'mon man you can probably live a fulfulling life as a zombie like once you get used to it right?

This is why every successful RE protagonist is a pseudo incel that didn't lose their virginity until their mid 30s. Y'all getting T from necro pussy!

We’re howling. We’re groyping. We’re voting for whoever Nick tells us to because it’s funny and no one does what we want anyways

@Wisdom_HQ Combine them and you get joke Deep

Who would she choose?

@astarinthesea_ I have. Wait, no, that was a lynching!

im canadian and ive never seen a game of hockey in the eighteen years ive been on this earth

@danielvarg22761 @UmbraMae The Japanese never developed the Mexican-Spanish distinction

@UmbraMae i kind of envy non spanish speakers for their scary experience with RE4 og, because all the chanting is just nonsense, they have more of a mexican accent than spanish and some sentences are not even real words but attempts of it just added to the silly camp more than the scary

resident evil 4 (og) might be the scariest re game i played so far. smth about the enemies and their screaming + the controls make me feel claustrophobic. i know this isnt a typical opinion cause people see this merely as an action game

@monoseraph Jestermin

how do i stop jestermaxxing in front of women i like

You think they did some freaky shit to the designer of the Titanic?

I play every games series in reverse alphabetical order. I will not be taking questions at this time.