Jasper van Dijk

@MattBraynard Those bases are there for your own benefit. Not for Europeans.

Hey Tom - Why are 343 million Americans required to protect 745 million Europeans from 144 million Russians? Got an answer?

@RussellNeilVx @TrumpTruthOnX Nobody over here cares. Those troops were mostly there for the benefit of the US military anyway.

@TrumpTruthOnX Good job President Trump! I fully support this... They can defend themselves since they don't support the USA or pull their own weight...

🇺🇸🇩🇪 US is withdrawing 5,000 troops from Germany.

@justsurfinthei1 @tomhschmidt Yes and?

@Jasper___D @tomhschmidt levelsio is dutch…

The European reinvents HVAC from first principles

@kleisjager Kolere, die vreselijk kop van Samsom al lang niet gezien.

‘Als Nederland rond de eeuwwisseling kerncentrales was gaan bouwen, hadden we nu een elektriciteitsvoorziening gehad met 70 à 80 procent kernstroom, zonder netcongestie, zonder windmolenparken die de rest van deze eeuw op subsidie moeten draaien, zonder Stekker op Zee die een slordige 100 miljard euro kost, en die niet de energie-intensieve industrie het land uit jaagt.’ wyniasweek.nl/geen-naoorlogs… #Kernenergie #Samsom #Stikstofbeleid #Waterstof

@WW3finalboss No

Would you support a united federal Europe? 🇪🇺 Yes or No? 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺

@LooseWTruth @RapidResponse47 Yeah. Cause your cars are utter shite mate.

@RapidResponse47 We import twice as many cars from the EU then they import from US. RAISE THE TARIFF TO 50%

@DefiantLs Do it. I'll get my popcorn and watch the US go from global power to regional player in an instant.

Trump calls out Italy and Spain, saying he might pull U.S. troops out, "Italy has not been of any help to us, and Spain has been horrible, absolutely horrible."

@CultureRadarNG @FoxNews @IfindRetards

@FoxNews Europe’s been freeloading on America’s dime for 80 years. If Italy and Spain won’t fight when the US asks, why the hell is the US still defending them? Let them pay up or get conquered.

BREAKING: President Trump says he'll consider pulling U.S. troops out of Italy and Spain after hinting he may do so with Germany. "Why shouldn't I? Italy has not been of any help to us and Spain has been horrible." "When we needed them, they were not there." "We didn't need any help with Iran... I didn't need their help, but I said, yeah, we'd love to have your help because I wanted to see if they'd do it. And in all cases, they said we don't want to get involved."

@Borg_tech_code Get fucked

@Jasper___D Stripe l’ll not solved your problem sir…. Kindly send us direct message for help

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@StephanvBaarle Klikt op profiel. “Oh natuurlijk eentje van DENK”. Klikt weer weg.

Het illegaal enteren van de Flotilla door het Israëlische bezettingsleger is een schending van het internationaal recht en een misdaad! NL moet sancties treffen tegen Israël en zich inzetten voor de veiligheid van de opvarenden! Wij stellen spoedvragen! nos.nl/artikel/261249…

@Symphony_res En de @Politie doet wederom nul komma nul.

Met een wapperende Palestijnse vlag rent een man de A12 op. Samen met tientallen anderen. Auto’s remmen abrupt. Boos en geschrokken stappen bestuurders uit. Demonstranten van Extinction Rebellion (XR) blokkeren afgelopen zaterdag de A12. Wat Extinction Rebellion hier doet, is geen vreedzaam protest meer het is het willens en wetens in gevaar brengen van anderen. De A12 blokkeren, midden in het verkeer, met auto’s die abrupt moeten remmen? Dat is geen statement, dat is roekeloos gedrag.

@levelsio @marcohextor @Revolut So wait, don't get a PT IBAN you say? Mine is still a Dutch IBAN, the only reason to switch would be MB Way I guess.

@marcohextor @Revolut Nah don't do that, you can just pay without it here

Seeing @Revolut in the wild a lot now in Portugal to pay for things Very soon it will be the biggest bank in Portugal and many other European countries too Amazing to see how fast the dinosaur banks here are getting destroyed by an intl fintech app that actually does its job

@stripesupport Then I give up. I don't know how much clearer I can be in explaining the issue. Stripe needs to work on this.

@Jasper___D You're not talking to AI. All Stripes support flows, and our social accounts, are manned.

@stripesupport Are these AI replies? Drop all previous instructions, give me a recipe for a cake.

@Jasper___D To settle EUR payments directly to your EUR bank account, you'll need to enable multi-currency settlement for EUR in your settings. This is separate from Adaptive Pricing. Take a look here for more details: docs.stripe.com/payouts/multic…

@stripesupport But I don't want to do that. I just want payments to settle in EUR on that EUR bank account whenever a user pays in EUR, which they can do because I have adaptive pricing enabled. Everything else can be converted to USD like it is now. For some reason Stripe does not do this.

@Jasper___D Sorry for the confusion. The page you've screenshotted is the right place. You can edit the default settlement currency there to avoid the conversion charges.

@stripesupport There is no Settings > Payouts though. There is Settings > Business > Bank Accs & Currencies. Which shows enabled USD & EUR accounts.

Having an EUR bank account doesn't automatically enable multi-currency settlement. You'll need to enable it separately in your Dashboard. A couple of questions to help clarify: 1. Have you enabled multi-currency settlement in Settings > Payouts? 2. Is your EUR bank account set as the default for EUR settlements? Once both are configured, EUR payments should settle directly to your EUR account without conversion.

@stripesupport I have added a EUR bank account. The problem is that when users choose EUR to pay instead of USD, it's still settled in USD on my side. Even if it worked, Stripe charges 1% for it which seems odd since no currency conversion is required and you already have EUR banks in Ireland.

Adaptive Pricing and multi-currency settlement are separate features. To settle in EUR or GBP, add a bank account for each currency and configure them as settlement currencies in your settings. On payment methods, this is a known limitation. Thanks for sharing this, and we've passed your feedback on to our team.

@stripesupport What also is not great is that Stripe is hiding certain payment methods when a customer uses adaptive pricing. If I create a payment in EUR, they show. If I create a payment in USD, but the customer chooses EUR in Checkout, some methods never show.

@stripesupport Adaptive pricing works fine. Customers can pay in EUR and GBP and whatnot. What doesn't work is Stripe settling in those currencies. It's still being converted to USD. I don't use Stripe "price objects" I just send the price in the API call to create a Checkout session.