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Mike Kupari 🚀💥
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Mike Kupari 🚀💥
@RocketPulpHack
Former USAF Explosive Ordnance Disposal Technician and America’s Okayest Speculative Fiction Author. Hack writer of rocket pulp. Twirling towards freedom.
The Space Coast Tham gia Mayıs 2022
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Wow, it was so long ago I don't even remember what year I graduated. LOL. I started my Sophomore year in the fall of 1996.
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A young coworker (late 20s) referred to 3 Doors Down as “Dad Rock”.
They formed in 1996. I was a junior in High School.
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He’s not in Heaven. No, he has business elsewhere.
Chuck Norris isn’t damned to Hell. Hell is damned to Chuck Norris.
Kyle Mann@The_Kyle_Mann
When Chuck Norris arrived in heaven, he was the one who had to tell the angels, "Fear not."
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One of my favorite things about GWOT veterans is that they are all pretty tech savvy. They all wear hearing aids, but they also have them hooked up to their Bluetooth. It makes it really hard to tell if they are on a call or just muttering to themselves.
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Also why is there a random compact sedan parked in the background?
"Sci-On! Tee-CEE! Sci-ON! Tee-CEE!"
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@LizzyStarrrdust If you really love someone, you have to abandon her in the woods for days. If she survives and comes back to you, you know it was meant to be.
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I'm sorry guys but I'm not inviting you to come halfway with me on my solo backpacking trip.
New York Post@nypost
The sinister dating trend where women say men abandon them in the wilderness: 'he left me alone to test me' trib.al/JIKadwx
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I love how they put that little "made with AI" tag on there. I understand why, but it's kind of funny.
You caught me, @grok. I made this with ChatGPT. I didn't actually get a photograph of Chuck Norris battling demons in Hell.
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@jay_kobbe @TylerBoliver I remember my first Comparative Theology class.
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You’ll be surprised, no shocked to know that Muslims and Hindus also don’t believe in the divinity of Christ
Almost as if they’re not Christians… I know this may be shocking to some of you dumb fuck retards
Murray 🇺🇸@Rothbard1776
The Jewish people don’t believe in the divinity of Christ, as explained by Ben Shapiro.
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@planefag It wasn’t even shot down. It made an emergency landing.
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TWIMC;
Felt I owed some kind of explanation to friends and fans of my books regarding why I’ve gone absent for so many months.
In a word—cancer.
After 8 weeks of chemo and radiation and many more of healing, by God’s grace, I may have beat it.
I’m at last back to work with my Army sniper tribe and as of today, returned to writing; with several projects in varying stages of completion or commencing.
My wife has truly been incredible, and God has already restored me greatly.
What remains to my restoration, my brothers are providing by pulling me with them across the finish line.
I’m very grateful and glad to say there will be more to come.
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11 huffs fine
12 huffs enter the poopman
T Rex In Short Shorts@TRexInShorts
@RocketPulpHack There is a simple solution here. Just don’t take that 12th huff.
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Hate that one of my favorite YouTube gun guys turned out to be a secret Jewsperger and a fucking traitor, but so it goes.
I can watch somebody else shoot ballistic gel.
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