South Western Delays

@stagecoachgroup is your Basingstoke Bus 6 timetable out of date?

@SW_unHELPful Just. After changing platforms multiple times. Surely they’ve heard of sidings that can move the train, rather than several hundred passengers in the space of four minutes.

@SW_Trauma 👋 from the 08:16 - which I guess you're now on!

This just to let you know that I’ll be making my way into London tomorrow so you now have 12+ hours of advance notice to create all sorts of calamity on the rail network.

@PaulCro64176044 They’re probably managed by staff who couldn’t cut it at South Western Failway.

@DeborahMeaden Unfortunately there is no prize, other than (an imperial) ton of gammon.

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It’s not always clear that this is a parody account but @SW_Help it’s very clear that you run a parody rail service. It’s absolute carnage this morning. How did you run a good service before reduced passenger numbers? I remember now, you didn’t.

@phil_silver14 Sorry to hear that Phil. Please note that this is a parody account. The real one is @SW_Help they are the ones that run a parody railway service. I hope you make your journey in time.

@SW_Trauma my disappointment can not be put in to words by the failure of your service. Need to attend a funeral in north London and now I may struggle to be on time. Thanks

Our business process that we use to take your money is the one we are most proud of. But we can’t even get that right today - all the ticketing machines at Basingstoke are down.

What a joke we are - there is no longer a mass commute into London but we still insist on having peak ticket prices!

I’m proud to report that even although we are running reduced services, the remaining ones are still late. That’s us. Late. Consistently.

Passenger numbers are reduced, but trains are still running late. Check if your train was late and by how many minutes at raildelay.co.uk

In a few hours time I’ll be attempting the first SWR train in 18 months into London. I expect it will be a breeze with all that down time being used to improve the service.

Ditto!

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I can't stop watching this!

As often as we clean our trains.