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@bpardoe870 @Write4Republic youtube.com/watch?v=90YLkH…

@Write4Republic The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.

What is the best western movie of all time?

@FenixAmmunition @Playteaux1 Biden still holds the higher average over the same time period. The oil companies are the actual villain here since the U.S. gets let's than 2% of its oil through the Straight.

@Playteaux1 Fully retarded.

I just paid $3.59 a gallon for gas. Thats down 40¢ from last week. If you’re still complain about Iran and gas prices, please STFU.

@SantaDecides @LiberalHivemind You *should* vote for me. Feel the Hate in 28! I vow to carpet bomb our problems away.

@LiberalHivemind Between Vance and Massie for me

Who would you support in 2028?

@Lorgarwasright2 It's 50/50 no matter who does them.

She’s doing my taxes, I’m going to jail aren’t I?

@faithandheresy @Tooth_Chipper Mine is...

@Tooth_Chipper Oh is that within walking distance?

Weird. This is my grocery store in the US. Sounds like a skill issue.

@denverpost Maybe @DanSoder can set them up at his mom's place.

With no options left, a Venezuelan family living in Colorado walks into ICE custody, seeking to go back home denverpost.com/2026/05/24/col…

@TheDemocrats Democrats lead the ratio at around 23 to 1 over the Republicans for military deaths.

@JustRockContent Second only to Unchained

“Panama” - Van Halen Is Panama included in your top three Van Halen songs ever?

The Husband is going fishing today. How long until I start dressing all in black and standing on the roof?

@RazorFist She's already been naked..... When she was much younger, and looked less like a ratchet.

I wonder why the Japanese caste system rated actors below prostitutes?

@TimothyImholt All work and no play make Tim...something something...lol

@TalonZahn I did make it to the Queen Mary for the tour. But I moved here specifically to work. This, while a pleasant place to live weather-wise, was for no other reason.

This gets really close to my office. Watching closely

@TimothyImholt Hopefully you will get some free time. Wife and I loved living in SoCal but that was 25 years ago... (the State sucks) I can easily recommend 20+ places off the top of my head I think you would like to check out between/in LA and SD.

@TalonZahn I haven't made it terribly far. I made it to Catalina once. I moved here in September for a job and that has kept me shockingly busy (in a good way).

@TimothyImholt Have you been to the Mission in San Juan Capistrano? I know you cruise the beaches from posts, it's a cool little place to check out.

@TalonZahn I just googled it. Once the evac is over, I'll have to visit them.

@TimothyImholt Shame! Killer store, been there forever it seems. I used to come up from San Diego to play Battletech there with cool people like Chris Lewis who did the art for Project Phoenix. If you have hobbies, you must visit!

@TalonZahn Erm. I don’t even know what that is. I’m kinda new here.

@faithandheresy Nothing wrong with a ham bone and some pinto beans.

The same people that cry about "third worldism" are now telling you to subsist on beans from a crockpot and bologna sandwiches.

@HeHateMe_507 @isthatnatem being Zesty as usual

New painting finished today. Commission for a buyer, the final dogfight of German ace Werner Voss in Sept 1917. Oil on canvas 60 x 50 cm.

@faithandheresy @venom1s Same deal, some broad trying to act like a Boss. Some Capos come in to kill her and she offers it up to one then all of them so they won't shoot her. youtube.com/watch?v=orqtTR…

@TalonZahn @venom1s I mean, I haven't seen it. But in Mandy the antagonist is on his knees and literally says "I'll suck your fucking dick." right before Nick Cage crushes his skull.

Generational aura loss for Homelander. What a pathetic way to go.

@faithandheresy @venom1s Seemed more like a scene from The Sopranos when they were going to shoot that one broad in the bar.

@venom1s Wait did they rip off the ending to "Mandy"?