Conan the Biologist

@Lowkey0nline Actually, Iran is reduced to catpulting volunteer martyrs with a dynamite strapped to them into the air.

"We’re flying wherever we want. Nobody is even shooting at us." Donald Trump, on the same day Iran shoots down an F-35 fighter jet.

@jdpoc So does the Islamic Republic of England

American (lack of) education has a great deal to answer for…

@johnpaulpaumbo @Microinteracti1 Art of the deal. trump smokes Europe, again.

@Microinteracti1 Sure. They all said something else.

Hegseth: “Our ungrateful allies in Europe should be saying one thing to President Trump: thank you.” It’s not possible to come up with people worse than this.

@AzPetrich Missouri women. My mistake, Iran's women. Yes, you have it tough princess.

Did you know that Islamic law prevents pregnant women from divorcing their husband's??? Oh, wait. My bad. I meant Missouri. Missouri law. Typo. It happens.

@OunkaOnX Iran's funny bad guys not invading another country, except for 1979.

Pentagon requests $200 billion for Iran War, Hegseth confirms "It takes money to kill bad guys." Funny how the "bad guys" never invade other countries. And the "good guys" haven't skipped a year of bombing someone since 2000.

@carriecoon The wider implications of his decisions.

Anne Applebaum nails it:

@BY1959 That's all you could afford to do.

This is the absolute truth.

@modernhistory I think her name was Sabrina, used to be in advertising. Sales on ummm, projection equipment.

Name This 1950's Classic

@7signxx Seems the whole world is for this.

"In front of the UN Human Rights Council in Geneva, Hong Kong MP Dominic Lee made a shocking statement: “The West talks about human rights, but lets Israel get away with committing genocide.” “The blood of Palestinians and Iranians is on their hands.” “What moral credentials does America have? A country ruled by Epstein’s followers!” ©prinzchal

@RichardGrenell Does anyone know the meaning of the word "unprecedented"? I mean the use of the term is becoming.............unprecedented.

Every time you lose an election you say democracy is dying.

@EthanLevins2 Uh-oh. Not an F-35.

For the first time in HISTORY, an American F-35 jet has been hit. Iranian air defenses are hitting our best jets. Trump said today all of Iran’s defenses are destroyed.

@WeSee2024 @EthanLevins2 Santas not real!

@EthanLevins2 I’m convinced Iran could do WAY DAMAGE but are taking their time!

@IfindRetards High net worth but low mental density. Inherited money I presume.

Retarded quote of the day 🏅

@GratefulForDad High net worth but low mental density. Inherited money I presume.

What an absolute dumb a** thing to say. I’m sorry but I had to say it.

@PhillipsPOBrien Of course, this doesn't depress you, after all its not economic.

Watching Trump teeter on the edge of blowing up the world economy because of a combination of hubris, strategic incoherence, mendacity and outright stupidity, might be the most extraordinarily depressing thing I have observed in my entire life, or read about in any other period.

@MaMoMVPY Say it to her.

How about 'Fuck you!'?

@EmmanuelMacron "Restore". Are you not able to afford a dictionary? Restore this?

It is time to open a path towards de-escalation in order to restore stability in the Middle East. France calls for the immediate implementation of a moratorium on strikes targeting civilian infrastructure, whether related to water or to energy. Freedom and security of navigation must be restored. As the region enters a period of religious celebrations and renewal, tempers must cool and hostilities must cease, in order to give a real chance to the prospect of a negotiated and sustainable solution.

@KILLTOPARTY On social media this behavior is called semi-officially called Main Character Syndrome (they believe they are the center of everything that happens), especially in gyms.

Men look at every woman they pass. It means absolutely nothing.

@EmmanuelMacron Wow, if only you had thought to this earler.

Thank you, my dear friend. India and France are working closely together to reduce tensions in the region and to keep diplomacy at the heart of our efforts for peace.

@_GlobeObserver Yes, Joe Kent, no intelligence.

🚨 BREAKING: Tucker asked, "Was Iran about to get a nuke?" Joe Kent replied: "No. They've had a religious ruling against it since 2004. We had no intelligence that it was being disobeyed."