André Jacobs

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@dailymaverick Good writeup, but it is "koeksister" ... a "koeksuster" is a completely different animal ;-)

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@Makro_SA No. You have now canceled my order without consulting me and not paid back my money.

@andre_jacobs Hi André Jacobs, hope that you are well? This is just a courtesy follow up to find out if your query has been resolved.

@Makro_SA your online ordering process in completely broken. Ordered something online on 28 Nov and I have followed up multiple times but no delivery. Please do yourselves a favour and go read the reviews of Makro Woodmead on Google Maps about online orders.

@havocacious @TheMallOfAfrica I agree that the temperature in the mall is simply too high, even when there is no loadshedding. That upper level (with th extra sun) is just too much... You can do better @TheMallOfAfrica

@VehicleTrackerz ...and that's how they make smoked dry wors.

Warming up your milk😎

@schlaf Building incredible teams

Surprisingly most people can't answer this question: What are you truly great at?

@conrelma Well done! I love flying with @FlySafair. So far always been on time or even early.

A big day at FlySafair as we celebrate the achievement of 150 flights in one day. We remain committed to our goal of keeping fares affordable, and that means adding more flights. We've added 700 flights a month since the beginning of the year. linkedin.com/posts/elmar_fl…

@rrhoover Chewing glass sounds like a reasonable alternative.

Would you rather chew glass or listen to yourself on a podcast?

A throwback to when Chief of Product Engineering at IoT.nxt, @andre_jacobs spoke to @iotforall on the importance of IoT integration, how it has evolved, and why it’s a critical factor in the success of an IoT deployment. Watch the full episode here: lnkd.in/ePd2a-Hq

@Woodford_Group Kiran at your Durban branch has let me down so many times with empty promises that I will never ever ever rent a car from you again. Simple requests get ignored for weeks. Really poor effort.

@OldManZack LOL, the wheel turns...

@davidshapiro61 So true. I got so excited to see Dawid Malan score big until I realised he is in the England team...

Q. Where does England cricket team stay when they tour South Africa? A. With their parents

@konradkokosa Yes, all the time... although I see the "paste as plain text" option these days in some apps, which helps

Who else uses notepad.exe as a kind of copy & paste cleaner? From all formatting, weird extra data, comments etc.👀

@Rainmaker1973 Amazing picture and he is lucky to be alive. "The sheer force of the blast lifted the lake out of its bed and propelled it about 85 stories into the air to splash onto adjacent mountain slopes."

Richard "Dick" Lasher was on his way to drive his dirt bike when Mount St Helens erupted in May 1980. The iconic photo of his red Ford Pinto tells the story of how he survived [read more: ow.ly/2aJK50vujyW]

@Vodacom111 @Vodacom111 please supply me with the terms and conditions for data transfer as requested.

@Vodacom111 No need for a private message. Just drop a link to your Data Expiry Notification Terms and Conditions here.

@Vodacom111 your SMS message points me to the website below for terms and condition but it is blank. Where can I find your (correct) data Expiry Notification Terms and Conditions? vodacom.co.za/vodacom/terms/…

@Dischem is there any way to merge 2 profiles on your system? Tried so many times without success...