Jesse Pinkman

Somebody call @OutofSpecDetail at once!

@cm7kid @Polymarket Phaggots

@Polymarket Who would've thought that most adults aren't f@gs who want to spend all their free time playing SIMS on VR headsets

JUST IN: Meta announces they'll be shutting down the Metaverse, after pouring $80,000,000,000.00 into the project.

@mymx5az @RobertaFresque2 Phaggot can’t grow a beard lol

@RobertaFresque2 1. If your face looks that good without facial hair why hide it behind a scrawny brawny beard.

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@OutofSpecDetail I just found your detailing channel, great work. Just binged for like an hour

Model 3 Performance has the best interior hands down (hand in my case) for the money. Such a nice place to be.

@feynmansbrat @NoahRyanCo Hell yeah now we’re talkin

@jessepinkmann__ @NoahRyanCo oh don't worry, I transmuted the mold into unimaginable power via my blood. it just took a sec

Move into new rental. Nose gets stuffed. Then vision gets blurry. Then words start slipping my tongue. Peek in the mirror and I look hungover. Feels like I got a concussion. Look in the cabinets, mold everywhere. Florida.

@feynmansbrat @NoahRyanCo Man up

@NoahRyanCo mold really is terrible. it gave me night terrors, asthma attacks, and hallucinations. my mental health was in shambles when my house became infested

@unin919 That’s where I sold last time

$FET $3.525 soon

@CBgBull I’m buying here

$Orai range 6.50 flips-game on

@CCCrypto_Boy @IncomeSharks @digi_desperado @oraichain I’m buying here at fiddy cent

@IncomeSharks @digi_desperado @oraichain Haha, been trying to tell ppl for so long. They will know soon

People are gaining exposure to $orai through $racks and $max right now. These are onboarding $sol users to the decentralized AI oracle layer 1 that is @oraichain Orai doesn't even have a Binance listing yet... Imagine when it does. And think about $och $oraix and $airi..

@IncomeSharks @digi_desperado @oraichain It’s a BUY here

@digi_desperado @oraichain $ORAI gonna be one I tweet later in the year saying how I was mentioning it early and people didn't pay attention

@luongas @timpjohansson Sugar-phobic then says “sugar” what a fucking idiot

@timpjohansson Bro said a lot of bs without saying anything about how it’s supposed to be drank And worst part it’s ai written as hell

you’re drinking coffee the wrong way. the italians figured this out a long time ago. coffee speeds up the engine. metabolism rises. energy demand rises. but modern men drink it black. fasted. sugar-phobic. so the body fills the gap with stress hormones. adrenaline. cortisol. catabolic chemistry. that “wired” feeling people brag about? not energy. stress. the mediterraneans solved this already: espresso. milk. sugar. fuel the engine.

@GaryClarke27 @niccruzpatane Coward.

@niccruzpatane But Tesla seats are covered in ghastly shiny plastic, I will not buy a Tesla until they offer real leather, just like I would never buy a polyester shirt.

Tesla is one of the few manufacturers that produces its seats in-house. They make some of the best seats out there. Here are two Model S seats, the one on the left shows wear after 453,000 miles, the other at 31,000. Incredible how well they held up.

@Bishop0051 @Gfilche @Lemonade_Inc It’s some beta cuck shit, should just wear it as a butt plug

@Gfilche @Lemonade_Inc I refuse to do this for any vehicle.

Just installed this in my car for @Lemonade_Inc insurance

@BradysOpa @barneyxbt Shut up boomer

@barneyxbt You're wrong. My daughter, all her brothers in law, all their cousins, etc. are all 20's and they ALL own their homes. The difference is, they are disciplined and they work hard.

almost everyone i know in their late 20s and early 30s who owns a home either had their parents help them significantly or flat out buy it for them. and there’s nothing wrong with that but let’s stop pretending it’s normal the average person with no family money is not buying a house right now. it’s not a discipline problem it’s a math problem. wages haven’t kept up with anything and home prices have doubled in a decade it’s getting harder and harder for normal people to feel successful and independent on their own and nobody wants to admit that the system is designed that way on purpose

@burntwaffl3z Black people drive Mach-e’s

After my wife’s beloved Mach-E was totaled (not her fault, thankfully she’s okay!), she was devastated. 💔 She’s been borrowing my HW3 Model 3 with FSD 12.6.4 lately and has been falling in love with FSD, she just misses the higher seating position of the Mach-E. Even though she always said she’d never get a Model Y, I took her to the Tesla store today just to test drive one.. suffice it to say, she’s now a fan.😅 @tesla @tesla_na @elonmusk

@TheREITdude @jawwwn_ @joerogan Ummmm um uhh um um

@jawwwn_ @joerogan His speaking pattern is so distracting. Can barely follow what he says bc his speech is so fractured

Peter Thiel on why he chose to live in Miami over other cities: “Austin’s a government town, a college town, and a wannabe hipster San Francisco town— 3 strikes and you’re out.” “From 5th grade since 1977 I lived in California. I’m just a sucker for the weather.” Via @joerogan

@itskyleconner Blacks people don’t drive teslas

Used Model 3s are giving Big Altima Energy out on the roads

@unowick007 @RomainHedouin 70% isn’t even noticeable lmao I have 15% on my windshield

@RomainHedouin I forget you are in France😭 35% legal limit in Maryland but you know I had to go blacked out on the Tesla

My Tesla is getting tinted windows tomorrow, I'm so exciteeeeed It will increase my privacy when sleeping in the car and make the interior cooler in the Sun 😍 How dark should I go? 👀

@MendozaToBowers @AB84 Who we? You got a mouse in your pocket?

@AB84 Trust me we don’t want that elderly ginger diva. We don’t want nobody that doesn’t want to be here!

So the Raiders just signed like 10 free agents because they freed up 40 million dollars, and now they just get Maxx Crosby back?? This is the most insane loophole in NFL history.