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@elonmusk @RnaudBertrand The increased energy costs will slow Earth-based AI and intensify political opposition to energy-hungry data centers. Long-term, this could widen the lead of space-based AI and benefit SpaceX.

@RnaudBertrand Yikes

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but if infrastructure like this 👇 gets blown up, as of this moment it will take at least a decade to recover from this war - and the truth is that the world's energy picture is probably changed forever. This single facility 👇produced roughly 20% of global LNG supply (aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/18…) and, as of 2011, had taken $70 billion to build (energyintel.com/0000017b-a7be-…). What makes this even worse is that Iran's strike on this was retaliation after Israel attacked their South Pars gas field which draws from the same natural gas reservoir, which is the world's largest by far (9,700 km² - about the size of Qatar itself). Heck, on the list of the 25 largest natural gas fields (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_n…) this single reservoir holds roughly 40% of their combined recoverable reserves - and is nearly 6 times bigger than the 2nd biggest field in the world. And, unlike many of the others on the list, it's only at 10% depletion (meaning 90% of the gas is still there). Which means that, probably for many years, a huge share of the gas from the world's largest reservoir simply won't be extractable, as infrastructure on both sides - Qatar's and Iran's - has now been blown up. From a global energy supply perspective, we're deep into worst-case scenario territory.

@elonmusk @_kaitodev @garrytan @karpathy AI and robotics haven't even displaced the simple yet dangerous job of skyscraper window washers—and that is literally a grid task!

@_kaitodev @garrytan @karpathy All jobs will be optional. There will be universal high income.

5 minutes ago, @karpathy just dropped karpathy/jobs! he scraped every job in the US economy (342 occupations from BLS), scored each one's AI exposure 0-10 using an LLM, and visualized it as a treemap. if your whole job happens on a screen you're cooked. average score across all jobs is 5.3/10. software devs: 8-9. roofers: 0-1. medical transcriptionists: 10/10 💀 karpathy.ai/jobs

@nomadgeist Too funny. There was a girl in our circle of friends during undergrad nicknamed 'the Norwegian nympho'.

The sluttiest thing a person can do is be a Scandinavian woman on holiday

@AutismCapital What hyphen mogged do you call this?

Reality is almost always more hysterical than fiction. You couldn't even write this. If you sent this exact scene in as a script for a Netflix show they would ban you from the industry for spreading hate.

This is literally something that would be in Grand Theft Auto satirizing a protest. >"We were born and raised in New York and we want everyone here to stay in New York. You don't get to come from outside and tell-" >"ALLAHU AKBAR!" LMAO. Can't even 💀

Trump declares talcum powder an essential element under the Defense Production Act, stating that fresh pussy is necessary for national defense and military readiness.

Jim Carey was the first looksmaxxer in The Mask before @Clavicular0 was born.

The whole reason teachers are anti Ice and pro-immigrant is that they want those immigrant student head counts for more money. It's not a moral stand but a greedy special interest stand that doesn't care about the social costs others will bear.

I'm optimistic about AI replacing millions of workers because it will first eliminate corporate office positions dominated by women. Once women are removed from the office, men will be able to work as a cohesive problem-solving group with 10X the productivity.

Robert Kraft decided to capitalize on the Stranger Things '80s fever by running a Super Bowl ad against antisemitism in the style of an '80s after-school special.

@greg16676935420 Would you rather lick a stadium urinal at halftime or French kiss Bonnie Blue?

I will not be watching bad bunny halftime show I will not be watching kid rock halftime show I will most likely be sitting on the toilet getting ready for the second half

Call me racist, but I think minorities should only be allowed to vote for president on Leap Year.

@CarlHigbie Republican governors should outlaw plastic soda and water bottles that elevate estrogen and reduce testosterone. Higher testosterone levels make a person more politically conservative. Switching to glass bottles could shift elections a percentage point to the right.

Fix low testosterone in society and you will eliminate the Democrats male base.

@durov Time for the U.S. to restore true liberty and democracy in Western Europe, either diplomatically or militarily.

French police is currently raiding X’s office in Paris. France is the only country in the world that is criminally persecuting all social networks that give people some degree of freedom (Telegram, X, TikTok…). Don’t be mistaken: this is not a free country.

@Teslaconomics The public asked the same question after the 2008 financial crisis. Oddly enough, some characters overlap in both schemes.

Sorry… maybe a dumb question. But if there are Epstein files, videos, and names tied to serious crimes, why hasn’t anyone been arrested yet?

@MikeBenzCyber The key to it was to ask Grok to focus on the mountains. Grok: Culinary Institute of America in Hyde Park. Catskill Mountains across the Hudson west of the building.

Saw it again in this March 2013 pic. I presume it's a private company with the acronym CIA because there's no seal and I've never seen container boxes marked like that, but just posting these in case anyone can run down where exactly they are

I don't know where Epstein is or who he's talking to, but just pointing out it's funny these boxes are all marked CIA

@TiffanyFong Revenge of the Nerds complex. These guys didn’t get the girls they wanted in high school. After becoming successful, they chase that perceived “life’s unfair” chapter from their past.

Why do so many powerful old rich men become pedophiles?

@greg16676935420 The world's largest McDonald's in Orlando is really the only thing worth seeing in Florida. Don't listen to the other lame suggestions in the comments.

Tomorrow I’m going to Florida has anyone ever been there and if so what are some cool things to do

@elonmusk @DrewPavlou The face that launched a thousand migrant ships.

@DrewPavlou Chris Nolan has lost his integrity

Helen of Troy was Greek. I like how they basically cast no Greek people in the movie. lol

@atgarone @Jac5Connor @growing_daniel It was always obvious that Patrick was backstabber.

@Jac5Connor @growing_daniel Patrick Star!

just "Adolf"

@nypost 3 hours is a "marathon"? At least 6 hours to qualify for that description.

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