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@SaharaReporters product
Bluetooth speaker
got home notice the sound quality is bad
return the product for a refund or otherwise
seller replace with another fake but a different colour 🤣.
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Lekingz
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When she asks you for money, don’t send to her.
Here’s why;
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Dear single ladies in serious relationships.
Please post a picture of yourself and your boyfriend, and state for how long you have been dating. 👇
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@jon_d_doe The thing tire me. When they shouting if he can cheat, l can cheat. Tor. She has cheated. Gbege don scatter. Now na who no know colour of your yansh, whether he burn or not dey at fault
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Na you open your toto for another man to knack you.
But na Àgbà ruin your marriage.
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
End.
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@ajao_babatunde8 @IyelolaIge That is in Kilometers (KM).
Still healthy for a Hilux.
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@IyelolaIge See the mileage now 😂😂😂why e no go chop fuel see all those lights for the dashboard also
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My client gave me a Hilux to use anytime I'm in Port Harcourt for his project.
Fine gesture.
But that car drinks diesel like it has a personal war against my account.
I calculated what I was spending.
It was alarming.
So I bought a bicycle. ₦150,000.
Saved a lot of money immediately.
Anytime my client is around I drive the Hilux.
The moment he travels I bring out the bicycle.
Green energy. Saving the planet. 🌍😂
Nobody needs to know the real reason.
MapleStax Trades Private@Edgecapitalx
Brag about your poverty..
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Who is this fine preacher with blings and sporting waves? I need to see more of him really
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@larbyclassy4 @jon_d_doe I understand you 💯
It will make it look like an amnesty for repentant olosho.
Make the person avoid
"No be for here you go jogodo" song for that period, because she don jogodo for his life.
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@jon_d_doe Inasmuch as she’s a repentant olosho, I think we are good to go. But the thing go pain small sha.
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Question for men:
You're married, and pleased with your wife and how she's helping you raise your children. Many years into your marriage, you got a reliable info that she was into hook-up with evidences.
Would you want to divorce her?
Yes or No, state your reasons 👇.
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“My babe tell me say she be virgin na why i dey wait till we marry”
Your babe and her bestie
GIF
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Asked her who gave her money to make her hair, she became angry and ended the relationship, stating that I don’t trust her.
One week later she was gifted an iPhone 11 Pro Max and some hairs by the guy she was cheating on me with, I no too reason am but e pain me.
One month later she got married to the guy.
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@oku_yungx He’d cut himself whenever we’re having any misunderstanding, he was way too obsessed with me…
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@Prince_dc21_ @the_beardedsina I can give you one if you stay around Asaba!! You don’t drink it, just rub am for preeq! Way better than drugs and sansu! Sharp di3, you fit fok 4 girls were get watering Toto, you no go cum for like 4 days! Just de fok de go
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Bro... if you know what pills these are... you'd shout and scream.
AYOMIPOSI 👑@HonestarsenalF
This guy took some pills to get high and also to boost his bed performance because he was expecting a model, but the model didn’t show up. Since yesterday, he has been trying to pee but can’t. He’s badly pressed, yet nothing is coming out. He has been sweating heavily since yesterday. His mum came now and she started praying 😭. What exactly are young people turning themselves into all in the name of getting high or improving bed performance.
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From where to where? 🚍😂
Drop the longest road trip you’ve survived 👇
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@AlexBarnicoat_ You can’t be speaking the truth while’s being racist. Choose one path
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@ichieEmy @wayne_m159 @WilJay_1 @Verterex_Prop @iamhorlarboy08 @_belikebaddy @PELSAUTOS Mine self never on check light for up to 3 years now. This one can power a club
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ALWAYS inspect before you pay; don’t buy blind. Words are cheap, evidence and problems aren’t.
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@andrethemage Na why you gaz dey follow up with some “really?, wow, that’s crazy” even if you no dey hear anything
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Hey .@grok Remove the face mask from his face.
DMT 🌎💫@thisisdmt01
LAGBAJA is the only Nigerian celebrity that can go around without being recognized by his own fans
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