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@PBorCapo Fake cheetah.. Now this is a a real animal.

@RealNate08 It has only two chapatis?

This platter is for 3 and it is just Ksh 6500

@KIMANIICHUNGWAH As we welcome the many heads of states to our great Nairobi. We hope it does not rain this week.

Nairobi CBD Inspection of the ongoing Non-Motorized Transport (NMT) walkways, street lighting, and roadworks in the Nairobi CBD under the ongoing cooperation agreement between the National Government and Nairobi City County Government. The inspection was led by H.E. President @WilliamsRuto, Governor @SakajaJohnson and Transport Cabinet Secretary Davis Chirchir.

@marto254_ Boda boda guys

Engineers on my TL, what causes this?

@KeruboSk @DianaMaina18 Now kids gather around .. This is how you can pass with any type of contraband in Nairobi airports. They even aide you to get through as quick as possible. Limited searches... Facilitated passes like anyone in first class..

I missed my flight in Nairobi once because of traffic on Mombasa Road. Like fully missed it. I got to the airport sweaty, exhausted, dragging my suitcase like it personally betrayed me. I already knew there was no chance, but I still ran to the counter hoping for mercy. The woman checked her screen, looked at me, then said, “You were the last passenger.” I laughed a little because what else do you do at that point? Then she lowered her voice and said, “The plane is still on the ground.” Next thing I know this airport employee is SPEED WALKING me through the terminal like we’re in an action movie. Security waved me through, another worker grabbed my carry-on to help me run, and I’m apologizing to literally everyone while fighting for my life. I got to the gate completely out of breath. The guy scanning boarding passes looked at me and said, “Eh, Nairobi traffic. We understand.” People on the plane actually clapped when I walked in looking half dead. I have never respected airport workers more in my life. Big up to them.

@EddyOmondiLuo @KeruboSk @Adrian_realestt Try Homa Bay. We all board two minutes before the flight... And I mean everyone 😂😂😂

@KeruboSk @Adrian_realestt Been through the same in Kisumu. Ended up re-belting and reshooing insidea flying plane

@vinsomi @alexnjenga @ICEALION @GAinsuranceltd Hehehe insurance wote ni same. Ni roho tu. Usiweke kwa lungs.. Utaumia. Just pray they listen. Juu wote ni same same. Kila insurance company ako na loss adjustor na Maggie Nekesa kwa corner frustrating people.

@alexnjenga @ICEALION I will advocate for people to migrate to @GAinsuranceltd . They processed my claim within a month and as a third party claimant. Never seen this before. No stories.

Good afternoon @ICEALION kindly process my claim (KDV 187J) of Ksh 7,800,000. I’m tired of the everyday lies from Magdalene Nekesa of the claims department.

@Disembe Sasa kwa shamba ya Mahindi wamejenga nyumba? Why?

They are trying to give Affordable Housing a bad smell but they can no longer hide the progress. From Laikipia to Homa Bay, President Ruto is undertaking the most nationally spread development program unprecedented and unparalleled in Kenya’s history. Outperforming President Ruto will be a tall order for future presidents. He’s already dwarfed Uhuru and his father alongside Mwai the vote thief (2007). Only arap Moi endures!

@MsMiriti A car has no Riparian

It’s crazy how you can resell a car in days, but land can sit for years. My Kamulu plot has been on sale for 2 years now. Makes you think 🤔

@makongorong @bungomaduke Luos wa kwenyu labda...

Youre just ignorant and stupid, people build houses in accordance to the local resources at their disposal, kisii built those houses and are moving towards mordern houses at a higher rate. The reason you see many is the land in kisii is fragmented too, luos build similar houses, kikuyus/kale build timber while NE build nests like houses

Almost nyumba Zote za Kisii hukua na roofing hii design and they are mud walled. I think the poverty level huku is high than all other regions in Kenya. Ukipita hii njia ya Sondu to Kisii town you'll spot nyumba za matope with such roofing almost after every 30 seconds.

@Georgeruto001 Safaricom Pipeline

Waluhya, As you sing WANTAM, ask yourself why these factories died under the chokehold of Mt. Kenya leadership: 1. Mumias Sugar Company – Mumias, Kakamega 2. Chemelil Sugar Company – Chemelil, Kisumu/Nandi 3. Muhoroni Sugar Company – Muhoroni, Kisumu 4. Sony Sugar Company–Awendo, Migori 5. Nzoia Sugar Company – Bungoma 6. Britania Foods – Western Kenya operations. 7. Pan paper It's very fashionable to sing WANTAM, but you don't know how critical factories in your region were systematically killed. Also ask yourself why sugar factories died but the coffee and tea sectors thrived.

@bungomaduke Una vote juu umepata mbolea 😂😂😂😂😂 At the same time all other products moved by 100%.

I don't peddle lies. Just picked 8 bags of CAN huku Bungoma NCPB Sahi. There's no way you'll convince people from Western Kenya not to vote for Kijana ya Sugoi. Sahi mbolea ni Ksh 2500 down from Ksh 7000. Sisi watu wa Western hatudai Ruto chochote. Tuko Sawa kabisa.

@GeorgeSunga6 @ggiste Namjua.. Akanunua boat zote ziko Uhuru Park akaanza kufanya pia ya water.

@ggiste I don’t know why guys here are quick to discredit you. Nliona jamaa alifanya hivyo tu buffalo mall Naivasha hadi akaongeza ps hapo kando. Msee amebuy maploti, gari na anafly anytime majuu. Hizo gari tu za watoi..it’s now like 8 years same biz. Friday Sat Sun na holiday

If you have Kshs. 500k Ingia kwa mall Negotiate with Mall Managers To allow you to start “Small Kids Car Driving” Business They will charge you 50-75k depending on the Mall Nunua hii tu-gari twa watoto twa ku-drive Buy 5 of them Each costs around Ksh. 65k. That’s Kshs 325k Nunua machine ya kucharge Battery and pay 2 months lease fees They will allow you to do that business 3 days a week. Friday - Sunday. Charge each kid Kshs. 500 Bob per a 15 minute ride. You only need each car to serve 6 kids per day. Each car can give you 9k per weekend. 5 cars will give you 45k per weekend. Thats Kshs. 180k per month. Pay Kshs. 50k for the lease. Hire 5 attendants. And pay them 800 per day when they are working. That’s 12 days a week. Labour cost will be 48k You have Kshs. 100k every month. If you can do 5 malls. That’s 500k every month. Unaingiza pesa kama mheshimiwa.

@Georgeruto001 When you have dumb, dumber and dumbest as your best analysts

Ruto spends 3 billion daily paying interest accrued on loans borrowed by Uhuru Kenyatta! Yaani, Uhuru Kenyatta massively borrowed, and at the time he was leaving power, there were no plans in place on how to repay them. Ruto inherited an economy teetering on the edge of a precipice. Most of the debts borrowed by Uhuru Kenyatta matured under Ruto at the backdrop of global headwinds, including a post-COVID economic environment, a historic drought, a rising Federal Reserve interest rate, and a crippling debt crisis. In fact, if President William Ruto had not moved decisively within his first year in office, Kenya today would be in default — not hypothetically, but practically. By mid-2023, Kenya was spending 70% of its revenue on debt servicing. Now you can imagine KES 70 of every KES 100 going towards payment of interest on a loan borrowed by your predecessor, with only KES 30 remaining for recurrent and development expenditures. Despite all these, the Kenyan economy has shown remarkable resilience and recovery, one that reflects the strength and effectiveness of President Ruto's bold economic reforms. Inflation, which stood at 9.6% in October 2022, fell sharply to 4.4%, well below Kenya's Central Bank's 5% target, bringing relief to millions of households. The Kenyan shilling appreciated by nearly 20% against the US dollar (from KSh 162 to KSh 129), placing it among the best-performing currencies globally. Meanwhile, foreign exchange reserves have grown to $13.3 billion, extending the import cover from 2.5 to 5 months. Milk prices have risen from KES 35 to KES 50 a liter.Coffee farmers now earn up to KES 160 a kilo from KSh 65. Tea earnings grew from KES 138 billion in 2022 to KES 215 billion.Sugar production jumped from 490,000 to 815,000 metric tonnes, reducing sugar imports by 70% and boosting farmer earnings from KES 50 billion to KES 90 billion. Financial inclusion has expanded through the Hustler Fund, launched within three months of Ruto's presidency, as promised. Over 27 million Kenyans have accessed loans totaling KES 82 billion, and the fund has mobilized KES 4.5 billion in savings. For the first time, millions previously excluded from formal credit systems are accessing financing through a revolutionary credit-rating model that does not rely on collateral like payslips or title deeds. To address the urgent need to create opportunities for the hundreds of thousands of young men and women entering the labor market annually, President Ruto's policies have significantly expanded employment opportunities. Over 640,000 jobs have been created through the Affordable Housing Program, while the Climate Worx Program, an ambitious initiative aimed at engaging youth across Kenya, particularly in informal settlements, has created an additional 110,000 jobs. Domestically, Ruto has created 842,000 job opportunities as seen in the dailies. Beyond domestic efforts, the government has also implemented strategies to facilitate labor mobility by securing job opportunities abroad. As a result, more than 400,000 Kenyans have been placed in international positions across healthcare, agriculture, construction, and other sectors. You can blame Ruto all you want, but the guy has done exceptionally well done Uhuru Kenyatta who inherited a vibrant economy with little debt.

@mainandegwa232 Let them Monitor.... They will get a river that flows to the lake.

The EACC are currently monitoring KRA Commissioner & Ciala Resort owner George Obel after accumulating Sh 30billion wealth despite earning a 468k salary at KRA

@kilundeezy Bure and Bure Kabisa....

Kazi ya hawa wawili huwa gani kenya?

@KhalifKairo We all did this. Plus replaced the tyre nuts.

Been almost 4 years driving a diesel cayenne. Not a single fuel or engine related breakdown. First thing i did when i bought the car was disable Adblue , remove the DPF and threw in a stage 1 ECU remap to get rid of the errors & bypass emission restrictions.

@ItsAmahAdoma Samsung S25 and above.

Nobody is safe anymore, what phone camera is this? 😂😳🔥

@onjolo_kenya @KaptenMwendwa Now show us his real Home.

Humble or stingy? Kenyans react to retired Chief Justice and presidential aspirant David Maraga's home.

@NytoP2PMwangi 😂😂😂 Your math isofdd

Nairobi Expressway is 27 kilometres and cost about KSh 88 billion, that’s roughly KSh 3.25 billion per kilometre ☺️☺️ And that’s a four-lane road. Rironi - Mau Summit Road, 175 km main stretch + 58 km (Rironi–Maai Mahiu–Naivasha) is costing about KSh 187 billion. That’s less than KSh 1 billion per kilometre. And remember, key sections like Nairobi to Naivasha will be six lanes. But the Expressway is “good,” Mau Summit is “bad,” and Kasongo must go… Alright 😅

@matu_larry @amenya_nelson Yes

@amenya_nelson Everything changed when the president ,killed and called us terrorists , it wasn't Ruto must go but reject the bill, So are millions of Kenyans who supported Ruto but now want him out still idiots?

What an idiot