Happy Granddadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

@WrnrWrites I heard Shakespeare plays criticized as "just a bunch of overused quotes strung together".

@yoyonofukuoka Come to America and see for yourself. Yes, you are invited to dinner.

日本語投稿が、自動で英語翻訳されてると聞いたけど、それは本当ですか？ 本当ならメチャクチャ嬉しい。

@Backatchagriz @croVwn_13 @Maelzel_opening Truth.

@PlotWeaver @croVwn_13 @Maelzel_opening You don’t need to spend English. Just speak brotherhood 😊

「アメリカのBBQが日本でもこの店で食えますよ」はなんか違うんだよな。行けるとこなら行こうかなって気でいるけど、そうじゃなくてテキサスの地でテキサスで生まれ育ったテキサス兄貴の焼いた肉が食いたい。英語喋れねえけど。

@flag_maker It is nice that, once again: - Japan goes well with America, and - America goes well with Japan.

とりあえず日本人の「米に合いそう」というのは最上級の「この料理はとても美味しそうだ」の表現の一種であるというのは国際交流の上で誤解が生じないようになんかの日本語慣用句辞典とかに載せたほうがいい

@numakarakappa I have never encountered a rude Japanese person in Japan. Perhaps that is because I have never been rude in Japan. We receive what we share.

店で外人がスペイン語で「英語も通じない未開の🐵」「ブサイクな🐵だらけw」「飯も糞」とか大きな声で日本の悪口で盛り上がってたから「嫌なら早よ帰れば？」と口挟んだら凍りついてた。1人が「🇪🇸語話せるの？すごい」とか焦った様子で話しかけてくるから「うるせえ土人」と日本語で丁寧に応じといた☺️

@mymomcare I know the feeling. 25-plus years ago, that dad was me.

Watched a guy carrying a screaming toddler across the parking lot. He saw me looking and said: “He’s mine, I’m not stealing him.” Before I could say anything, he added: “If I was going to take one, it definitely wouldn’t be this little shit!”😂

@sakegorilla We have sake. Please visit.

Dear Americans, If you’re throwing a BBQ, you need sake too, don’t you? I love beer—absolutely love it—but if we’re going to share food and good times, I want you to know Japanese sake too. Sake is made from rice and koji, through fermentation.

@zundamotisuki My wife and I loved Japan.

自分の国がこんな風になるのイヤだっていうのは「人種差別」じゃないよ はっきり言ってこんな顔を隠した人が数十人、数百人集めっていたら怖いですよね

@ornithopteryx Amen to that. Everything in my WIP follows the rule: If I have not seen more than one person make a comparably motivated decision, my characters are not allowed to do it either. Somehow, they still manage to do silly things.

“This main character is making too many stupid irrational decisions” Sooooo you’re saying they’re too realistic?

@WallStreetMav I have not seen any Japanese racist posts. But I love the friendly Japanese posts that I see. They are happy to be themselves and happy that we are ourselves. What more could anyone ask?

Japanese racist posts are my favorite new thing about X.

@MAbshernwca @JonnyMicro Some sarcasm may be present.

@PlotWeaver @JonnyMicro Your... 😫

Tell me more Japanese posts wasn’t a net positive

@Maelzel_opening If you suspect it's beer, you may be correct - American style.

アメリカ兄貴たちはBBQの時にどんな酒飲むんやろ

@CryptoTyranus @_3kichikane3_ Fair point.

@PlotWeaver @_3kichikane3_ You have to be told that because if you believed your self good and had a happy culture why would you become a communist?

日本の文化•神道などと外来のものが対立したら日本のものを大事にしようとするのは当然だろ。ここは日本なんだから。 何故、多文化主義という思想統一を行おうとするのか。 どうして我々の文化を宗教を大事にする事を『悪』と言われなければならないんだ。

@higureshuuen When I am a guest and someone corrects me on how to do things, I thank them sincerely.

タイ人が日本のコンビニでカップラーメンのお湯を入れてから会計して注意されちゃったんだけど、タイではこれもオッケーなんで大目に見てください。 ってポストがありました。 ダメです。 タイじゃなくて日本だから。 「母国でOKなことは日本でもやっていい」 が普通になったら日本は終わります。

@Nodnarbogstel3 @ThrillaRilla369 Interesting twist.

@PlotWeaver @ThrillaRilla369 Plot twist: she hired them

People who sleep naked do ya'll ever think about emergencies? What if someone breaks in?

Today's Wordle (sorry, Japanese Twitter, but this does not translate unless you speak English): Wordle 1,744 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@bowengreenwood In before someone posts: "You're one of those - an AI denier!"

I have opinions about generative AI. They are not the same as yours. But, at least on X, AI has become a bit like sexuality politics. Persuasion and discussion are no longer the point—perhaps they never were. I hereby announce my retirement from posting about it!

@SDDonovan Words are good. I word well ... ... if you want a word salad.

Words are so easy until you need to write them. 😭🤣