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@JodaMaynar99283 @KhanSaba1278 It doesn't take long to back in. A few seconds maybe. And it is far safer to drive foward out of the spot instead of blind backing in the path of moving traffic. You still have to wait for people to back out of a spot so why does it matter to you?

@KhanSaba1278 I have the same question. Do the people need a speedy exit❓Is the few seconds they gain exiting the parking space worth the hassle backing into it or are they just being a jackass. Jackass has my vote🙋‼️‼️ Bet they'd park in a handicap space if they could‼️

Why do people do this?!

@KalelSilva5 @MemesToSave The trails behind aircraft is just water.

@MemesToSave Imagine u create a new kind of plane fuel, one that doesn't leave a trail in the sky. Now imagine it's cheap as hell. Now imagine it also releases water during combustion. Also a plus, it can help poor communities to get richer and grow. Now imagine it's possible military uses.

@angelflesh3 Yes. They are delicious.

does anyone actually like these

@0xtreysync @donotdelay I've watched maybe 1 episode of SpongeBob after going over a friends house. Most my my knowledge of that show comes from memes.

@donotdelay How people that watched SpongeBob as a kid feel compared to kids that weren’t allowed

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

@EastsideShow I would get these or their chicken sandwiches at work from the vending machine some years ago.

Some people think I hate these, but actually I lived off these and fried burritos and chimichangas from my local gas station. They aren't bad, and you're probably immune from Covid eating these.

@idkwhoa77968304 @evil_exor_127 @itsD3lay 18-19 year olds are not kids so...

@evil_exor_127 @itsD3lay Why they gotta be 14? You could’ve said 18-19 or even 17

Ah pero cuando lo usan 2 adolescentes de bajos recursos es más débil que un papel

@mattvanswol @buggirl Come on. This concept is far too complex for these socialists. They aren't smart enough to understand this.

Cute theory, let's play it out. A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last. But... oh wait, there is no pile. It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded. The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it. Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0. The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession. But it gets worse. Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all. Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees. So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked. So the monkeys sit there. No bananas. No rockets. No coordinates to get more banananas. Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer. OH And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

@Hania16836 I refuse to play this unholy game.

Looks so delicious

@LordLoneLee @Hania16836

@Hania16836 Coleslaw, I can’t stand mayo, all It is, is oil and egg. Can’t get passed it. I take my eggs over easy at that.

@Thewatchfuleye7 @Atomic_Ferret @toadszi @blackgordongeck @griffraff97 Uh yes it is.

@Atomic_Ferret @toadszi @blackgordongeck @griffraff97 Change the conversation to fit your narrative all you want, that is quite obviously not what we were talking about

I love watching impatient and aggressive drivers get owned by completely predictable traffic patterns

I’ve only shaved off 4 minutes on the arrival time for this road trip. Embarrassing.

@KDF4326 @wtffolly_ It's hard for retarded people not to steal I guess.

@wtffolly_ Somebody had left their phone on a bus once, they rang, I answered and the bus was heading back their way so they met me at the bus stop and I handed it back! It's really not hard to not steal people!

After my phone got stolen, I was still in shock and asked someone nearby to call my number. The man behind me looked at me and said: “You’re calling your number to tell the thief what?”

@tomvcns @iceflavoredcoke I hate the word "unalive" so much. It sucks that it's used everywhere.

@iceflavoredcoke unaliving myself this afternoon who’s hyped

censoring “kill” in your suicide note

@salvador100dali @OleBeeM @thedebralea The "law" is in violation of the 2A.

@OleBeeM @thedebralea Firearms are illegal in NYC. I do not agree with it, but it is the law He is violating the law If i can not own a firearm then neither can he. Then add menacing, and assault if he is pointing it at people.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH NYC?!? I had to be the person to call 911. Dude with what appears to be a 3D printed gun walking around midtown east.

@Marcela252016 Invent all of those

Es 1995. Te despiertas. No hay Wi-Fi. No tienes celular. No tienes computadora. No hay Facebook/Instagram/TikTok/X ¿Qué es lo primero que haces?

@deaflibertarian I will never understand the people that immediately block at the slightest amount of pushback. How emotionally weak do you have to be to get to that point?

I just wanna know why would anyone pay for Hello Fresh? There are literally grocery stores and cookbooks everywhere. I don't get it.

@Lunethyst_VT I require examples to laugh at.

>Europeans dogging on the US about heat, humidity, and AC >A week later Europeans come to the US for the world cup and can't handle our heat and humidity I can't help but be amused haha Like some of the Europeans were so mean about it all and now they are quieter than a mouse

@headspaceman @SoonerVirginia Why? It's fun.

@liquid_Dimond @SoonerVirginia Driving far is bad.

“Just build more trains like we have in England mate! We all ride trains to all the matches.”

@headspaceman @SoonerVirginia Unsafe distances? What does that even mean?

@SoonerVirginia You can still have a train network and discourage road traffic and people driving unsafe distances. It's not binary.

@turbomander Also they're leaning over

@turbomander Why are thr buildings so tall lol?

ummmm I guess honey mustard if ketchup isnt available