Lou Bagel 🇵🇸

@poisonjr There are people in these replies with a minecraft understanding of fluid mechanics.

The squad Chelsea built after spending £2 billion…

@lilbabygandhi @sircalebhammer Get his ass

@sircalebhammer I’m a socialist and I have a Masters Degree in Finance, let’s chat

Friends- I need help. I keep getting TV/podcast invites from creators/channels that lean right, or are clearly on the right. I have NO issues with that- I’ll talk to anyone. But I NEED some left wing creators/channels to chat with for balance before I accept more. HELP!!!

@CHRISF0GLE This is how German uses commas

No one who actually reads often uses commas in that way

LinkedIn is enriching uranium

@absenceshell Get the Wittgenstein's Mistress with the DFW afterword

If I don’t read at least one of these over the next few months please shoot me in the head

@TrueSlazac McMansion politics

Modern conservatism is so incredibly trashy above all, incredible how a movement that emphasizes aesthetics that much can be devoid of any taste

The universe where "Send Me On My Way" by Rusted Root was instead written by Talking Heads and is a genuine "This Must Be The Place" level anthem

@CHRISF0GLE You can pass bills protecting gender-affirming care, expanding name- and gender-change confidentiality, protecting trans students from forced outing, and improving access to inclusive services, but if you nod along with Charlie Kirk on a podcast, on the net, you're a transphobe

@CHRISF0GLE I think Newsom is a good litmus test for if people understand realistic trans politics or if they're twitter larpers who wouldn't vote for anyone

The democrats are possibly the most pro-trans party in the world

Joe Rogan on a Tuesday:

@hjsedits I'm ready my lord

new advert for Coronation Street uses Leonard Cohen’s final single ‘You Want It Darker’ ?

@nickrlo George blows this out of the water, All Thing Must Pass is better than Sgt Pepper's

Let’s settle this for good now. Which beatle had the best solo debut album and why?

@ToeteKenxal Irish people just say ye (pronounced yee)

The fact there is no plural for "you" in english is annoying

@SnakeMa33540594 @mcmansionhell Wait, you use this app of your own free will with zero beer?

@loopdeloureed @mcmansionhell Someone's reading needs to focus on reading comprehension lol

the tunnel…maybe the greatest American novel of the 20th century

I hate that the thing that's gonna make me update phone is that my notes app is fucking molasses slow Genuinely fucking bugging out trying to remember what someone just told me for 20 seconds while my phone says "Updating file information. Try again later."

@ascottmess @mcmansionhell Oh lol my brain skipped the word American

@loopdeloureed @mcmansionhell Some of these aren't American

@CHRISF0GLE Mr Squishy is a bit like Getting Over It in this respect

Reading a book with bad prose feels like playing a video game with bad controls. Is the best way I can put it

@cwik_greg Probably

Vollmann fans: is Europe Central postmodern? I do not know! The Rifles: late modernism or postmodernism? I do not know!

@nickrlo The conversation was had and you're right in the universe where each beatle made exactly one album

George literally has the best beatles solo career and nobody’s ready to talk about that