Incredible job opportunity: £180,000 to "guide" a one-year old child "on his first steps toward becoming an English gentleman." "There is no reason why the boy can’t visit Lord's, Wimbledon and Twickenham for example, and be taught age-appropriate understanding of cricket, tennis, rugby and other sports such as equestrianism (including polo) and rowing" (You must speak with Received Pronunciation to be eligible.)

@ShakeelHashim 180k to parent someone else's kid!

@ShakeelHashim post-AGI jobs

@ShakeelHashim i especially enjoyed the 'we've given up on our 5 year old. he has failed us' bit.

@ShakeelHashim The family is Russian, I’m willing to bet 100 quid on that. Dad is an oil executive fuelling the regime which threatens to nuke the island at least 3 times a day on state TV. Mum is a trophy wife plucked out of Chelyabinsk oblast and obsessed with becoming a “true English lady.”

@ShakeelHashim Damn! I don’t know the first thing about cricket. But I can wear a jaunty hat at Ascot if that helps

@ShakeelHashim Lose the Geordie and apply @DavidofEnglish

@ShakeelHashim This is giving 300, We Are Sparta vibes.

@ShakeelHashim Read great expectations

@ShakeelHashim No way any upper class English family ever posts anything like this. This sounds either fake or an Eastern European oligarch trying to embed their progeny

@ShakeelHashim While the child is so small, it's only 10 till 3, 5 days a week, 4 weeks off pa. So that's £150/h.

@ShakeelHashim Parent the child FFS. Then when he’s old enough send him to a good English school & the rest will follow… can I have my £180k now 🙄🤣

@ShakeelHashim I would be worried about receiving a CV from Prince Andrew

@ShakeelHashim Millwall home game experience not a priority then?

@ShakeelHashim Poor child. I presume neither mum nor dad are remotely English nor can be considered cultured.

@ShakeelHashim I don't even know what 'received pronunciation' means so I'm out😬

@ShakeelHashim I’m a working class snob. I could probably get him up to Hyacinth Bucket level for £100,000 pa if we can open a bidding war.

@ShakeelHashim I'll do it for £175k

@ShakeelHashim This is sort of what education should become, with a similar level of salary and student-teacher ratio...when AI finally uproots, the education system's current counter-productive Industrial Revolution production-line format to...one that meets each child where they're at.

@ShakeelHashim An actual upper class family would find this unbelievably tacky and ask why they don't just hire a Norland nanny.

@ShakeelHashim I take it that they don’t necessarily have to have QT status but have connections ?

@ShakeelHashim I hear Prince Andrew’s looking for a job…

@ShakeelHashim My sister says she'll teach him all he needs to know when he's older and for only £200.

@ShakeelHashim Bound to be an Asian or Russian family.

@ShakeelHashim Sounds like an orc family

@ShakeelHashim Sounds absolutely wonderful.

@ShakeelHashim Our taxes aren't nearly high enough

@ShakeelHashim So @paulg has a 1 year old?

@ShakeelHashim Sent this to my (previously home educated) kids and they said “sounds like home ed” 😬

@ShakeelHashim If it all works out that kid will hate his 'peasant' arriviste parents by the time he's 6. It's the English Upper Class way.

@ShakeelHashim What if, despite your best efforts, when he turns two and starts talking, you realize he still has no idea how to keep score in tennis? A dumb kid could tank your new career.

@ShakeelHashim Reads like chatGPT wrote it. 😂

@ShakeelHashim Sad that he's only 1 and they're so keen to fuck him up.

@ShakeelHashim When i see this i do wonder if the rich could contribute a little more.

@ShakeelHashim I went to the page to apply because I actually like a good day at Lord’s but haven’t made it to Wimbledon officially yet. Then I realised I had to become “the boy”s mother. I’m over-qualified for guiding him though.