GumbyDammit

@tsn_says The Trifecta will go down in history as turbo-charging the drain flow. Kinda like a pooper pumper

It declined over a couple of years of the DFL, led by Tim Walz et al., locking down from a virus that was less deadly than the common cold while enforcing mask and vaccine mandates to work or eat downtown.

@SobersoldiersO Smoothies for breakfast.

What was your biggest recovery food when you were getting sober? 👇 We wanna know 👇

@mitchpberg @NotTheirScript @stevenh512

@NotTheirScript @stevenh512 "steady stream" of urology patients. Ugh . I apologize.

Canada told this man’s wife to kill herself with MAID because they had “no treatment” for her stage 4 ovarian cancer. They lied about HIPEC surgery. Lost her chemo requisition. Her oncologist never even met her in person. ERs sent her home with opioids while her lungs filled with fluid. So they evacuated her by ferry from Vancouver Island to Seattle. America got her into the system immediately. Started chemo. Gave her the surgery Canada said wouldn’t work. Every time she went back to Canada, she nearly died again, going septic in Canadian hospitals until her husband literally unplugged her from machines and evacuated her back to the US. They finally got him a green card in under three months with the help of a Congresswoman. Now they’re in Texas. His wife is heading into her THIRD remission. She squatted 175 lbs for five reps last week. Canada’s answer was death. America’s answer was treatment. That’s the difference. 🇺🇸

@GoBlueHail My neighbors both ran the gas out of their blowers this weekend.

Cleaned my car today and I took the ice scraper out so if it snows it’s my fault.

@NorSwegianMN @CrimeWatchMpls I recarpeted a large building back before carpet tile was cost effective. The people that carried those 14 foot rolls upstairwells and then worked with toxic glue were something to behold. He would of fit in perfectly!

@GDablow @CrimeWatchMpls So much glue is hair fell out?

Only on Crime Watch, birdcage liner's latest fallen hero, "soccer dad" anti-ICE protester Chris Ostroushko, who assaulted Savanah Hernandez out at Whipple over the weekend, was convicted of defrauding the state unemployment program of nearly $7000 in the early 00s. He received a stay-of-execution on the sentence.

@Ralph_Laurentz @DrunkRepub Can I return a half a bag of de-icer? I saw someone try to return a open bag of ready mix the other day at home depot. Spilled fine dust all over the entrance.

@DrunkRepub It is 60 degrees in Minneapolis today. The anti ice protests worked!

On my way to cover an anti-ICE protest in Minneapolis

@BusterVoodoo @TheOfficerTatum @Savsays In the metro they know leadership/courts have a very anti police stance. The police can never do anything correctly.

@TheOfficerTatum @Savsays People are way too comfortable interfering with police.

🚨 Paige Ostroushko was arrested after assaulting @Savsays. She ignored lawful orders from Hennepin County deputies and was forcibly detained. Chaos erupted into a riot with multiple arrests and yet her father, Chris Ostroushko, the man who slammed Savanah to the ground, walked away free.

@FLCons I heard kit kat isn't considered candy in MN. I think it lists wheat in it.

Your spousal unit may not admit that they were in on that Kit Kat heist, but there'll be clues! 🤣

@NotTheirScript @SRajin5 @Savsays George Floyd plus a couple of other events started it.

What concerns me most is that this family felt comfortable doing this in broad daylight, on camera, at a public event. That level of entitlement comes from years of being told that political violence against the “right” people is justified. The media built that permission structure.

UPDATE: It looks like Paige Ostroushko has deactivated her Instagram account and is trying to scrub everything about herself off of the internet after her actions yesterday. She and her father's entire social media accounts were called "MN ANGRY FATHER" and "MN ANGRY DAUGHTER". The father, Chris Ostroushko, has blocked me on Instagram and it seems they are trying to do damage control after the entire family's violent actions yesterday.

@chinmarinero @OldeWorldOrder Gecko DNA recipients. Retard results

@OldeWorldOrder We are absolutely running out of NPC molds. The Ostroushkos are just rebranded Walz'

Has anyone ever seen Tim Walz & Chris Ostroushko in the same room before?

@TheRealGOP Chris raises Geckos. He and Tim appear infected. Overwhelming weight of peer-reviewed scientific evidence as of 2026 points to a natural zoonotic spillover from Geckos to retard brains. We got us another gall darn pandemic of lizard people!

Omg. 😂😂

@doogadoo11 Another lizard brain. He would fit in perfectly here in MN.

Can anyone explain to me why James Carville is still in the public eye? I can't imagine anyone giving two sh-ts what he has to say about anything.

@RockBottom_17 Remember being 16 and working over the deep fat fryer in a restaurant? Eric Zitwell

The guy looks scummy… Like you’d want to hit him with a fire hose before you let him in your house.. 🤮

@KBtheFirst @TomBarnardOG You are supposed to use a huge bag and vacum it empty. At least thats what the internet tells me.

I sure wish I had taken a video of @TomBarnardOG trying to stuff a dog bed into a plastic bag with the help of two other men at the whole foods Amazon return center. It was great entertainment.

@RealJasonNelson @ericswalwell One doesn't install a Porter. You use a front end loader

Democrats allowed young women to fall victim to @ericswalwell so that he could attack Trump non-stop, and are now attempting to install Katie Porter as Gov? They don’t deserve a candidate in the race.

@TheRealGOP I heard the guy who got maced took the full blast into his open mouth. Do not recommend. Is it wrong that I kinda love that? Scream at me and get your tonsils coated.

Nope. We have the video. First she assaulted the reporter and then she refused lawful orders from the sheriffs and walked away and then got physical with them. Great to see these violent leftists finding out after fucking around. She will look good in orange.

@heylmAdam Look up Greg Norman's 1996 Masters meltdown. At the end of the match he said. "I NEED A DRINK!"

i think i would just walk to the parking lot if i did what haotong li just did on tv #Masters

@DschlopesIsBack Are we sure he's breathing?

Siri Thanedar still hasn’t made any statement about Eric Swalwell. He’s clearly an enabler.

@AndrewKolvet I'm expecting Pelosi to slide her daughter into a leadership role soon.

Eric Swalwell has officially suspended his campaign, but if over 50 former staffers call the allegations “credible” it only underscores how this guy has been a scumbag for years and everyone knew it. They only came out publicly when getting rid of him helped the party by removing him from the gubernatorial race in California. The fact that he is a straight white male just made the machine party political calculus easier. The Democrat Party is cunning and remarkably ruthless. Impressive on some level, but these people know only one master, and that’s power.