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@rugbycath Looks as if a spaceship had landed at Turnhouse and deposited them! 😱😱😱😱

More bloody weirdos trying to get on the gravy train 🙄

@OK_Loyal_RFC 😂😂🍷🇬🇧

Glad to see Tav’s announcement has given the Tims something to tweet about today. You’d think they’d shut up and be more concerned about being 3rd favourite to win the league.

@MarkHeath45 @coleskop Piss 99.9% of the country off! 🇬🇧

Can anybody comment and tell me one thing the Labour Party have done well, since taking control of the country????

@Mikeedakid1 Oh please!!!! Feck off .

“Ladies and gentlemen… your modern royal family. The diversity of the Commonwealth on full display.” 😏

@NachumZvi Michael Feinstein.. Paul Kossoff.. Amy Winehouse.. Helen Shapiro.. Anthony Newley.. Elkie Brooks..

Celebrating Jews in music - who can you add? Bob Dylan Paul Simon Carole King Billy Joel Leonard Cohen Barbra Streisand Neil Diamond Lou Reed Art Garfunkel Gene Simmons Paul Stanley Geddy Lee David Lee Roth Joey Ramone Tommy Ramone Marc Bolan Robbie Robertson Slash David Draiman

"that man needed a magazine" 🤣

@JohnSlinger @TflTruth Oh god! Here, you'll need some tissues to clean that stuff off your nose! Pathetic..😵‍💫

I continue to strongly support the Prime Minister.

@London_W4 @Porthemmetpete @TfL Yip....me too! 😂

@Porthemmetpete @TfL I have. Every single time :)

Mornin’. As the tube drivers are striking again today, as they do pretty much weekly since the dawn of time, I thought @tfl might like to know that the DLR doesn’t have drivers. It’s been running for about forty years and is safe and reliable. Tube trains are the same as DLR trains, so it might help @tfl in their negotiations with the tube drivers to tell them they’re all sacked and a computer is now going to drive the trains. Right, that’s that sorted. Later on I shall sort out the problems with the Strait of Hormuz. But first; coffee.

@ClonesCyclone @PhilipC98765 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🍷

Apart from being a World Class swimmer Sharon has campaigned relentlessly to ensure women get fair play in sport #UnsungHero

@IngrameThomas A Twattery....

Ok Scotland , so what do we call a group of politicians at Holyrood folks ?? What’s your thoughts on these definitions ..??? A chaos of politicians . An incompetence of politicians A corruption of politicians . A fucking liberty of politicians A robbing bastard of politicians .. Or Do you have a better definition..???

@jk_rowling Please! Someone take the shovel from Al. When in a hole...etc

What better way could there be of repudiating accusations of misogyny than recommending an episode where three men instead of two discuss which rights women should be fine giving up - without, of course, mentioning the words 'women's rights.'

@heraldscotland @AlanDuncan1971 Who's manning the phones? All them Wuuurrld leaders calling for advice! 😂😂😂😂

John Swinney has denied claims he is 'running scared' of a TV debate after it was confirmed he would miss Question Time on Thursday. The First Minister said he would be replaced on the election special programme by Housing Secretary Mairi McAllan. The SNP leader, who was present at the last two TV debates, said the move would help boost the representation of women during the campaign 👇 𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺/𝘗𝘈 𝘞𝘪𝘳𝘦/𝘗𝘈 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴

@brjc301 @fullback03 Listening to her is like a female 2TK! 🤮

@IanABNE @fullback03 More filler in her face than my 1980 Ford Escort

A year of Labour in power and Rachel Reeves looks like she’s been managing Spurs for 12 months.

@brjc301 @SaulStaniforth Probably am! 🤡

@IanABNE @SaulStaniforth I think you're giving him too much credit

You can actually see the moment Ed Miliband thinks, what's the point burning through whatever political credibility I've got left energetically defending a man who's going to be gone in a matter of weeks.

@visegrad24 Now that's a burning ring of fire!🔥

🇪🇸 A well-known matador in Spain has been seriously injured during a bullfight Morante de la Puebla, 46, was performing in Seville when he lost control of the bull while attempting to guide it with his cape. The bull attacked and gored him, piercing the lower part of his body. He was later carried out unconscious. Doctors performed emergency surgery. According to Spanish media, he suffered a severe 10-centimeter wound that damaged the anal sphincter and part of the colon.

💫 Rest in peace, Gordon Lightfoot. You accompanied me many summer nights around the bon fire and even more back road cruises with the windows down and the volume up 🎶 Thank you for sharing your gift with us. 💜

@DawnNeesom Welcome to the Twilight Zone! Diane & Lady Nugee...amazing stuff! 😂😂

If you had Emily Thornberry & Diane Abbott on your 'heroes of 2026 bingo card' I'll give you the money myself. Mad days🤪 #Starmer #EmilyThornberry #Mandelson