Vestan Pance, the alternative VP to the USB.

Information is sought to help find a woman reported missing from #Tonbridge. Joanna Lewis, 59, was last seen in the Colts Hill area at 9am on 29 April. She is believed to have later travelled to Tudeley Woods. The full appeal is here: kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…

@ArtemisRising81 You're lucky to have a hedgehog in your garden, they're really gorgeous. I can tell you they like cat biscuits, I know this from experience.

My son is staying here and doing jobs. Yesterday he moved an old sit-on lawnmower dragging it out of the earth. He went back to sweep up and there was a ball of thing. He brushed and saw it was a hedgehog. He found a box, straw, a low bowl of water, and 1 of mealieworms. He put it in a dark shed. He was worried that he'd hurt it. That night, he put the box out on the porch. Voilà! Hedgehog ate everything, had a drink and headed off into the night!

@CarlBovisNature There were 2 on the bird feeder about an hour ago when I went out for a fag. We also had a long tailed tit there on Wednesday.

If you see this photo, please leave a comment! 🙏 It seems that this Blue Tit is sniffing the cherry blossom in my garden. 😁😍 When did you last see a Blue Tit in your garden? 🐦

@GSpellchecker @spikedonline My only complaint is that they didn't kick him hard enough.

"He should consider himself very, very lucky to have only received a boot to his bonce rather than a bullet". I explain 'Why it’s okay to kick a knife-wielding terror suspect in the head' in @spikedonline spiked-online.com/2026/04/30/why…

Can you help to locate Maya who is missing from Crawley? The 14-year-old was last seen in the town on Tuesday 28 April at around 12.30pm (midday). She is 5'5" with black, shoulder-length hair. Maya also has links to Brighton, Chichester, and Worthing. Anyone who sees her or knows of her whereabouts should call 101 quoting serial 1000 of 28/04.

@Terf_Rocks I currently have shares of a cat who's now on my bed fast asleep. This is the last time as I move later today, so there's a mixture of happy and sad. It's taken a year for her to trust me.

Can’t believe it’s almost been 2 yrs since I saw this feral cat running down a country lane & I was lucky enough that he allowed me to welcome him into my home. I named him George even though for quite a while he was known as the asshole. However not anymore. Now he’s Just George

How sweet.

@HJoyceGender I've never worn a pair of fake tits, massive or otherwise, so by that nobber's reasoning I've never existed. I might try crime then explain my predicament to the arresting officer. Best make it a good one.

Existence = wearing great big massive fake tits, apparently. Who knew.

I got banned from the park for trying to line up the squirrels by height. This town doesn't like me critter sizing.

🆘29 APR 2026 #Lost Amber #ScanMe ELDERLY Cocker Spaniel Female Near the wind turbines #DL1 #Darlington #CountyDurham Last seen near river at 3pm yesterday but bolted again and not been seen since. doglost.co.uk/dog/203046

UPDATED TO #STOLEN PLEASE SHARE 🆘10 APR 2026 #Lost MABEL STILL MISSING #STOLEN?? #ScanMe #FindMabel YOUNG Cocker Spaniel Female Hodgkinsons Farm #Inskip #Preston #Lancashire #Lancs #PR4 doglost.co.uk/dog/202815

@sahumane He is indeed beautiful. Just a pity I'm the other side of the pond.

This handsome boy is named Figaro, he's 5 years old and have decided to put his stray days behind him. He's now looking for a loving forever home 🥰! Come meet him at the SAHS!

Urgent, please retweet to help find the owner or a rescue shelter space for this stray dog found #SHEERNESS #SWALE #KENT #UK FOUND Thur 30 April 2026 💔 NOW IN A COUNCIL POUND 💔 'This little one was found straying in Sheerness and taken to WellPets Sheerness by a member of the public Microchipped but out of date An officer will be collecting shortly ( COUNCIL DOG POUND) Contact main council on 01795 417850 Original post and contact on facebook facebook.com/swalestraydogs #Stray #dogs #Canterbury #England #adoptdontshop #straydog @KatieAmess @AndrewRosindell @ConservativeAWF @LabourAnimalRG @liamgallagher @missgemcollins @rickygervais @JaneFallon @domdyer70 @PeterEgan6 @rosiedoc666 @DogLostUK @MissingPetsGB @clarebalding @millypod1 @GMB @GBNEWS @PatrickChristys @BritishVets @APDAWG1 #dogs #pets #England #Wales #Scotland #London

@JohnWight1 He could have easily avoided getting kicked in the head by not stabbing a couple of Jews and running threateningly at the police. You fucking idiot.

This is outrageous. The guy is clearly incapacitated on the ground, having rightfully and thankfully been tased, yet two police officers are repeatedly kicking him in the head. Who do they think they are: members of the IDF?

@australianwoma1 At least they didn't need to queue.

Nature at its finest. 🚍

@winnielark Blimey, she sounds like a great woman to have a cuppa with. Maybe she'd spit in my face but it would be an honour to hear her speak about this. What a shame her govt murdered her, she didn't deserve it, she only did what men wanted.

I finished this book just a little bit ago and oh my god. I really think this should be spread around radfem spaces as much as the SCUM Manifesto and Pornography is. A really harrowing read but an amazing feminist text, from the mouth of a woman sentenced to death in 70s Egypt

@woofknight @PrivateEyeNews one for #PseudsCorner shurley.