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@Rorro_Lux @Axiasan @HazelAppleyard

@Axiasan @HazelAppleyard Oh fuck off, Im pointing out she didnt list much. It was implied she could be doing more but left everyone in the dark with what it could be. You are just an asshole online who jumps to conclusions.

This is not what 50/50 looks like

@BraveFathers @shellebelle_87 @FitWithDrSam “Can I see your phone?” You can’t control the actions of everyone you interact with.

@shellebelle_87 @FitWithDrSam A woman never has and never will ask me for my phone.

I got into a huge argument with my wife because I wouldn’t let her check my phone. She said: We should have each other’s passwords. That’s what real couples do. I told her: A phone is personal. So finally, I asked a famous marriage counselor who was right. He said this:

@DKNExCDN @AbyssusCrotalus @JulieLovesFluff Can’t get coverage for treatment, obviously, so it continues. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@AbyssusCrotalus @JulieLovesFluff Which health care company do you work for? And who is treating you for your superiority complex and sociopathy?

My insurance is trying to determine if they're going to cover Littlest Mans NICU stay and called with questions. Ins: Why did you pick X hospital for your child? Me: I didn't, I was told after I came out of surgery at Y hospital that they were transferring him to X because it was the closest NICU and he was not breathing on his own reliably. They'd already started the process without me. Ins: Okay and why did you pick Y hospital initially? Me: Well I was actively bleeding out from a ruptured placenta and it was the closest one, I was trying not to die. Are you not aware this was an emergency c section at 34 weeks? And also Y hospital is in network. Ins: Yes but if you had gone to in network hospital Z you could have transferred to an in network NICU. Me: *Googles* That's 2.5hrs away. I was bleeding out. I had to receive 2 pints of blood and I was only bleeding for 30 minutes before they started my transfusion. I would have been dead if I drove there. Ins: Well it transfers to the appropriate NICU for your plan, next time please try to go there. Lol okay, next time I'm pregnant and bleeding out I'll be sure to do that. This is insane.

This Jeremiah Smith + Battle Sports ad is hilarious. This Is SportsCenter vibes.

@TruthfulTrading @vochey88 @earthcurated @NASA

@vochey88 @earthcurated @NASA You think they travelled to the moon but couldnt edit an image?

This photograph was taken by the crew of Apollo 17 approximately 54 years ago. If all goes as planned, we may capture a new one in just six days.

@Liberty_Just1ce @SecKennedy @AGPamBondi @EDSecMcMahon

@SecKennedy @AGPamBondi @EDSecMcMahon Title IX should be rolled back. The implementation served its purpose, but it had killed thousands of men's sports programs across the country. Let the women keep what they have now, but men's sports opportunities have dwindled which has been bad for society.

I am proud to stand with @AGPamBondi and @EdSecMcMahon in this effort. My uncle, Ted Kennedy, wrote Title IX and fought for its passage in order to recognize the importance of women's sports. I'm grateful to President Trump for restoring America's commitment to female athletes.

@SketchesbyBoze Moot, not mute

“Piqued her interest,” not “peeked her interest.” “Segue,” not “Segway.” “For all intents & purposes,” not “for all intensive purposes.” “Old wives’ tales,” not “old wise tales.” “Taken for granted,” not “taken for granite.” Most of these can be avoided if you read often.

@harrystark96 @HazelAppleyard He is equally capable of throwing a frozen lasagna in the oven and not cooking. That way nobody has to cook.

@HazelAppleyard Throwing a frozen lasagna in the oven ain’t cooking. These women today think heating a pre-cooked frozen dish they bought at Walmart is cooking.

He insulted his wife’s cooking behind her back, and now she won’t cook for him lmao

@CraigScott34 @marc_padovani @AnnieAgar His desperate need to avoid Uber.

@marc_padovani @AnnieAgar Her desperate need for attention.

turns out there is one course that gives Tiger trouble drivers ed.

@StuffForSisters @s_sultzer

@s_sultzer The number of people who have died committing Sudoku is between 0 and 9.

🗾 Any good Japanese X accounts to recommend?

@DavidPJablonski And that will do them in…

Javon Bennett will not return in the second half for Dayton.

@jeetnga @DavidPJablonski

@DavidPJablonski What a faggót

@DaytonManagers @ProLOWD Can you announce at the game tonight??

Polls close at midnight! Flyer Nation help us get to Indy! Every vote counts!

@thereal_EstherG @SamaHoole And… she blocked me for this reply 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

@thereal_EstherG @SamaHoole Google is your friend…

Chloe woke up at 6:45am and immediately felt proud of herself. She had, after all, not eaten a single animal product in four years. The planet was healing. She could feel it. 6:52am - Applied her morning SPF. The SPF contains beeswax. Chloe does not know this. Moving on. 7:10am - Breakfast: a smoothie containing avocado. The avocado was grown in Michoacán, Mexico, on land where a pine forest was until 2019. It required approximately 320 litres of water to produce. It was flown to the UK. Chloe sprinkled hemp seeds on top. The hemp seeds came from China. Chloe felt connected to the earth. 8:00am - Got dressed. Polyester leggings, derived from crude oil. A bamboo top that was processed using carbon disulphide in a Taiwanese chemical plant. Trainers with a recycled plastic upper that sheds microplastics into waterways with every wash. Chloe's outfit today had a higher carbon footprint than a ribeye steak. Chloe does not know this either. 9:30am - Posted on Instagram about choosing compassion. The phone was manufactured in a Shenzhen factory using cobalt from the DRC, where mining operations have displaced local communities and killed an unknowable number of small mammals, reptiles, and insects. The algorithm served Chloe an ad for oat milk. Chloe liked it. 12:00pm - Lunch: tofu stir-fry. The soy was grown in Brazil. Brazil produces more soy than almost any country on earth. The primary reason is soybean oil: one of the most widely used industrial and culinary oils on the planet. The soymeal left over after oil extraction is fed to livestock as a byproduct. Chloe is aware of the livestock connection and finds it outrageous. She has not looked into why the soy was grown in the first place. The answer is the oil. The oil is in her salad dressing. 1:30pm - Drove to the garden centre. The car runs on petrol. Chloe has a Just Stop Oil sticker on the bumper. This is not being commented on further. 3:00pm - Bought a monstera. The monstera was grown in a Dutch greenhouse using natural gas heating. Chloe put it next to the pothos that is slowly poisoning the neighbourhood cats. 6:00pm - Dinner: pasta with cashew cream sauce. The cashews were processed in Vietnam, often by workers in conditions that would prompt significant commentary if they were in an abattoir. 8:00pm - Watched a documentary about factory farming. Wept. Posted about it. Caption: "We have to do better." Chloe is, by every measure she has chosen to measure by, doing brilliantly. By some of the others, the picture is more complicated. Chloe has not chosen to measure by those.

@Ellabelladuh @DingoleD @skiguy69420 @HomeDog355617 @ClawMachine84 @ChrisMartin1961 @bienhaseyo Because EVERY Boomer thinks EXACTLY the same way… 🤡

@DingoleD @skiguy69420 @HomeDog355617 @ClawMachine84 @ChrisMartin1961 @bienhaseyo So now boomers are pro remote work? No ideological consistency

I’m seeing, yet again, this surge of hatred for the Boomer generation. I’m a late season Boomer, born in 1961; I’ve worked for nearly 50 years, have been in the same profession for 37 years, I’ve routinely worked 45-60 hours a week. I don’t get why we are so vilified.

@SlowFocus @alexthechick All decent food has seasoning and spices? It’s implied to me, I dunno… 🤷🏻‍♀️

@alexthechick Then why isn’t it called “meat balls with seasoning and spices”?

Story time! This has to have happened almost 40 years ago. (long tweet warning) Mommy usually cooked, however, one night she was doing something so she asked me to make meatballs to go with spaghetti for dinner. She left the cookbook on the counter open to the recipe. I got out all the ingredients and was about to start making the meatballs when my dad came into the kitchen and asked what I was doing. I said making meatballs. He replied what is all the rest of that stuff and I, rather confused, said the ingredients for the meatballs. He then informed me that all that stuff didn't go into meatballs. I pointed at the recipe and said yes, they do. This went on for a bit and my dad announced that I was being insolent. I said okay fine then we will make them your way. Thus ensued me making balls o'meat, nothing else, and putting them into the pan to brown. The inevitable ensued and Dad was all why are they breaking apart and I said because those are not meatballs, those are balls o'meat! Arguing about how to make the meatballs recommenced. By this point, Mommy got back and came into the kitchen to figure out what on Earth was going on. I explained and she stared at my dad Iike he had two heads and said the recipe is right there, did you really think meatballs are just ball of meat? And, it turned out, he did. I dumped a bunch of seasoning into the meat, finished browning it up, then added the sauce in so we had meat sauce at least. But still. /fin

@ManagerGames_ @DaytonManagers @ZipsMBBManagers

MIDWEST SECOND ROUND (Expected score as 50% of vote) 6 - Dayton (51%) 7 - Akron (49%) @DaytonManagers @ZipsMBBManagers

@ProLOWD Wonder if he’s ever been called for a triple-dribble??

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