Micropenis de Milo

@crazy_stephen_i @cd_hooks @adamjohnsonCHI She’s not gonna fuck you dude

@cd_hooks @adamjohnsonCHI Shooter was on a different floor of the building and they do not have X-ray cameras on cell phones.

tip for younger reporters: point your camera at the thing that’s happening

@Bugmane ren faire koko

@MMoore2043031 @NYCMayor Eat shit, dork!

Hey dumbasses who voted for this communist.....WHY ARE THOSE GROCERY STORES TAKING SO LONG TO OPEN???? DID HE TELL YOU THAT WHEN HE TOLD YOU HE WAS GOING TO STEAL MONEY FROM HARD WORKING PEOPLE TO GIVE TO Y'ALL SO YOU COULD AMOUNT TO NOTHING BUT A DRAIN IN SOCIETY. BTW, IF YOU THINK THE WAIT FOR THAT GROCERY STORE TO OPEN IS LONG.... WAIT TIL YOU SEE THE LINES TO GET IN.... LMAO....YOU FOOLS!!! COMMUNISM/SOCIALISM DOESN'T AND NEVER HAS WORKED!!! JUST ASK THE MILLIONS OF CUBANS AND VENEZUELANS WHO ESCAPED IT. THE FEDERAL WELFARE IS NOT COMING TO HELP YOU ANYMORE! THE FRAUD COMMITTED BY DEMOCRATS IS BEING EXPOSED, SO THAT FUNDING WON'T EXIST!!! SOON YOU WILL BE EATING YOUR OWN.

Last year, I told New Yorkers: we would open city-owned grocery stores to take on the affordability crisis. Today, we're delivering five stores — one in each borough — with the first opening next year. We're building a city where people can afford the basics, leave survival mode behind, and pursue their dreams. Here's to healthy families, thriving communities, and promises kept.

@RossGlick1 @ryangrim @bariweiss @TheFP Hey Ross, eat shit!

Always so Grim, Ry guy… envy is ugly! You Gotta admit what @bariweiss and team @TheFP have accomplished is impressive, even if you disagree with their pov. And, The Arabs in Gaza are still laughing at you! Seriously, your narrative is disingenuous, distorted, and fatigued. You know the reality, until Hamas disarms, and/or the IRGC falls, the innocent Arabs in Gaza will continue to suffer at the hands of their own nihilistic leaders .. By the end of this year, the Abraham accords will have been signed, and the Palestinian charade will be over. #FreeIran‌

If you told me that pretending to deny the famine in Gaza would get the Ellisons to shower me with money I’d have believed it. Read it and weep!

@MahoneyGPS @NYCMayor Look at this cheesedick over here

If corporations allow you to sign up with one click, you should be able to cancel with one click too. Subscription traps, whether from an app or gym membership, are just another way corporations take advantage of working people.  We've already put hundreds of companies on notice. This week, we proposed a rule that would make NYC a national leader in cracking down on abusive practices that nickel-and-dime New Yorkers.

@RepFine Fuck you, CHUD.

Happy Power Plant and Bridge Eve!

If this is an honest question, I’d say: Americans are rooting against America because we facilitated a genocide and followed it with a surprise attack on a girls elementary school followed by attacks on universities, medical centers, more schools, a world famous pharmaceutical research center, a volley ball team, an unfinished bridge we claimed was transporting weapons and then a nuclear power plant. We are now promising endless attacks on civilian infrastructure. We are hunting and targeting anyone who might be involved in ceasefire negotiations. Most people do not pay enough attention to have absorbed all the propaganda about the U.S. and Iran. So people coming to this fresh see us for what we are: absolute monsters. And monsters must be stopped. That’s why people are rooting against us and for civilization to prevail.

@MarcFinkPart7 @atrupar Look at this fuckin dork over here

@atrupar Lol. You morons will latch onto ANYTHING, won’t you? What a pathetic existence. 😆

Trump has not been seen publicly since his primetime speech on Wednesday. 72 hours and counting despite the fact he hasn’t left DC.

@Bugmane worms n dirt night bzz bzz

@mtaibbi @mtracey Wow what a cool, not ugly, not stupid guy you are Matt! Full of not fucking idiotic dog-brain takes at all, just smart and cool with very cool, not stupid or ugly hats on your non-extremely ugly head! Can’t wait to hear what you have to say next, I’m sure it will be great.

New Podcast: Today's News, With @mtracey . Episode One, "Conspiretardation." A message in a bottle, from a world gone crazy racket.news/publish/post/1…

@LateStage_L2 @MattLech He’s a very confident idiot. Ryan Grim runs laps around everyone on BP including Krystal, though she’s pretty astute too.

@MattLech I appreciate what Sagar has done re: BP, but damn if he isn’t a complete moron. At least Emily can point to her upbringing and brings a valuable perspective on American conservatism. Sagar just seems like a dumb guy. Reevaluate your worldview for f*ck sake.

The idea you can only or even mainly assess politicians based on their platforms and rhetoric is disqualifyingly infantile

@mtaibbi @clairlemon Coupla fuckin idiots

@clairlemon No

Am I the only person who finds the Epstein story incredibly boring?

@tarenceray We would never be so lucky.

Can't quite explain how I know this to be true but I've seen the future and I'm pretty sure JD Vance dies at the hand(s) of one of his children. I see a classic patricide in JD's future

@qquakeroatsguy @mtaibbi He’s a giant fuckin dork ass wannabe right-wing grifter Gen X douche bag.

@mtaibbi Insane how you went from a respected journalist to just some guy who bitches on twitter lmao

If Mamdani doesn’t want to be compared to Stalin he shouldn’t use an infamous Stalinist term. Again, why use that word? If Trump promised “Living Room” in Greenland we’d rightly give him hell.

@Bugmane 👀

Where did I say we reported on a Mossad-aided sexual blackmail scheme? Where did we say he blackmailed the White House? You're falling into a trap here: Dems want you to think this is all about Trump, and Trump wants to say it's either about Dems or it's a Dem hoax. Don't fall for either of those lies. What this is is a rare, wide-open window into how power works at the highest levels. There is an enormous amount here, don't slot it into a partisan pissing match.

@kenklippenstein youtu.be/tP8LysGrO1c?si…

Trump’s homeland security advisor: “There is a large and growing movement of leftwing terrorism in this country … The only remedy is to use legitimate state power to dismantle terrorism and terror networks.”

@ryangrim Dinesh is one of the biggest idiots on the planet.

I cannot emphasize enough how stupid this is. He did one semester (!) of college in 2021 when schools weren’t even meeting in person and then dropped out for trade school!

WSJ: "Investigators found ammunition engraved with expressions of transgender and antifascist ideology inside the rifle that authorities believe was used in the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk" This was also the subject Charlie was discussing when fatally shot

@FilthyAmerican0 @esaagar Insane, stupid take!

President Trump says Charlie Kirk has died I bonded with him just weeks ago about what it was like to be a new father of a daughter God bless his wife and kids