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@KiberuJimmy Hahahahhaha..he brought the strait to dry land

An African businessman has opened the Strait of Hormuz in an African country.

@ekiggundu @BbegMedia 1.1b..!!what a loss. Did he get his distribution rights back with the compensation.

Mafabi grew his Kyengera-based beer distributorship with Nile Breweries from scratch. When it vastly expanded, NBL wanted him to sell it to a 'Muyindi' (Keshwala). He refused & they cancelled his contract. He went to court & won Shs 1.1bn. @BbegMedia bbegmedia.com/nile-breweries…

@zoomafrika1 🤣🤣🤣

Their stuff is so impressive to watch! 😍

@charllycolegh 😀😀😀😀😀😀

Wait for it 🤣🤣🤣

@Cbayo09 @imran_services Hahahahahahhahah.... Very interesting

@imran_services Build a door on your fence into each room

See what my neighbour is doing, he is constructing rooms and attached them to my fence. So, my fence is now part of his property, i don't get it? The fence i built alone, i called him and ask him to stop He says i don't have the right to tell him what to do on his Land. Atanda, I want to take it up Pls tell me what to do sir

@kirya_ug Some of these places never flooded in the past 10 years. Sometimes we throw blame around. While I do not condone building in swamps, check around them and see what has happened to water catchment areas

Do these people just go and put up houses in the swamps?

@rkabushenga @Kasuku256 🤣

Mukulu @Kasuku256, ssebo,obubaka obuli wamanga wano mu katambi bwantuuseko🤣! Oli mutuufu, sirina kyembagaza era ku ttano zzamwe temumbalirako🙏! Ffe tuli bakulu mumyaka, twalyako bye twalyako. Tulina ebituluma era abasawo batujja ku biwomerera🤣, amanyo tegakyali wamu, so enyama netugivaako. Mumpisa yaffe, obuugi n’amata bibeera bya baana, ffe tujja kunywa chai mukalu🤣. Mpozzi nzikiriza nkuwabulemu. Ettano bwezijja, mugabane kyenkana. Temukubirayo bannamwe🙏

@KiberuJimmy @DoreenNyanjura @JudiciaryUG Which reputation?

@DoreenNyanjura @JudiciaryUG is soiling its repitation.

Appearing before Museveni cadre judges is emotionally exhausting, it’s nauseating, it’s annoying, it’s disgusting, it’s deeply frustrating. Baguma, the cadre judge is arrogant, disrespectful, he is impunity itself. He simply rubbishes pleas from lawyers representing @kizzabesigye1 and Hajji Obeid. On a few occasions that KB attempts to fight for himself, Baguma just can’t let him do that. In my view @kizzabesigye1 was already convicted before being heard. In future, for the sake of my mental health, I may have to keep away from these proceedings. Not sure I am in position to restrain myself anymore in this kangaroo court. If I don’t keep away, I am likely to join KB in Luzira prison.

@samagona Sad, real loss to Uganda

As a country, we Ugandans have failed ourselves. We pride ourselves on education and boast of many institutions of learning, yet we cannot guarantee something as basic as safe roads for our people. The endless road carnage we witness across the country every day is proof that we still have no clear and lasting solution. After every tragic accident, the response is predictable. A few roadblocks are set up for a short time, often turning into opportunities for small bribes from motorists rather than real safety enforcement. Then everything returns to normal until the next accident takes more lives. Last night, one of those lives was Tonny Odokonyero, a brilliant Ugandan whose future held immense promise. Tonny was the best student at Lango College in 2001, scoring AAB in PEM, and the overall best science student in Lira District. He later graduated with First Class Honours in Economics from Makerere University, emerging as the best student in his cohort. He went on to serve as Manager, Macroeconomics, at the Uganda Development Bank and was scheduled to defend his PhD at the University of Pretoria next month. But his journey was cut short in a Mega Bus accident at Bweyale, a tragedy that reminds us how easily this country continues to lose some of its brightest minds. Tonny’s death is not just a personal or family loss; it is a national loss. Until Uganda confronts the crisis of road safety with real solutions, we will continue burying people whose only mistake was travelling on our roads. 💔

@NBRBug @MoWT_Uganda @GenWamala Entebbe Road opposite YOLO club . You have one there.

We have intensified our crackdown on illegal construction in Greater Kampala Metropolitan, focusing mainly on the prohibited Steel Timber Composite Building Method (STC). The method was banned in 2022 by the minister @MoWT_Uganda @GenWamala after studies concluded that it was unsafe and a risk to the safety of Ugandans. Several suspects were apprehended from Kira Municipality yesterday. @ERBUganda @PoliceUg @Kiramunicipalco @ARBUganda @UIPE_Uganda

@nyaika256 You have not been anywhere. Stop disturbing our peace.

Not to take away from the efforts by KCCA naye that black and white is for schools not cities, I’ve been to more than 15 cities around the world and I’ve never seen it anywhere except 🙄🙄

@DNsiyona @DailyMonitor @grok 😂 Gen Z syndrome

@laspinx @DailyMonitor @grok There's hard work and smart work.....I choose the latter 😂

WATCH: The proprietor of Pine Car Bond in Kampala, Muhammad Ssebuwufu, who was convicted in 2019 for the kidnap, aggravated robbery and murder of a client, Betty Donah Katusabe, has been released from prison following a presidential pardon. Ssebuwufu was initially sentenced to 40 years in prison, but in a 2025 ruling, a panel of three Court of Appeal Justices reduced his sentence to 18 years after re-evaluating the evidence and finding that the sentence by the lower court was too harsh. #MonitorUpdates 🎥@abubakerlubowa

@FunnySight Hahahah

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@JKabuleta They should be strictly used in rural areas to support agriculture.

These things will soon be the biggest nuisance on Ugandan roads. They think like boda bodas, occupy the space of a car and move at the pace of a wheelbarrow.

@DNsiyona @DailyMonitor @grok Why are you disturbing @grok Can't search and you read. The cases are online.

@DailyMonitor @grok, any facts about his court case? What was the evidence that proved him guilty?

@Omis_shafiq @Sudhirntv 500k!!! Surely. Your can't be any different the robbers.

@Sudhirntv Boda riders: please consider installing GPS tracking devices on your motorcycles. These devices cost around UGX 500,000 and can greatly enhance security and recovery in case of theft.. Reach the message to our brothers.

This boda boda rider was robbed and attacked by thugs who made away with a motorcycle that didn’t belong to him. An online fundraiser raised 13 million shillings to help compensate the bike's owner and also purchase his own.

@RwigaraA40318 @KEE_UG Look at this one!

@KEE_UG Humps are needed near the access point

🚨 Road Safety Reminder An incident has occurred today at the Kajjansi Toll Gates involving two vehicles — one failed to start and had to be jump-started, while another could not brake in time due to overspeeding and did not notice that the lane was closed. We remind all road users that a red ❌ means the lane is closed. Always stay alert to toll gate signage and instructions. As you approach the toll gates, reduce your speed to 20km/h. Slowing down gives you full control of your vehicle and helps protect other road users and our toll staff. Before starting your journey, take a few minutes to check your brakes, battery, engine, and tyres. Many incidents can be prevented through simple vehicle inspections. Drive safe. Arrive safe. 🚦 #KeeWorks

@PoliceUg @KawalaRachael Arrest your officer who killed an innocent man near Serena. This quick response shows you can do it. Its been almost 3years now

. @KawalaRachael "Security agencies have successfully arrested a suspect in connection with the murder of Bukenya Martin (18), which occurred on 14/02/2026 at around 8:00 PM in Mabanda Cell, Gombe Division, Wakiso District. The suspect was apprehended in Gulu District and has been identified as Musasizi Herbert aged 41. The deceased, a student of Hillside Secondary School Matugga and a resident of Kirinyabigo, Kawanda, Nabweru Division, Wakiso District, was allegedly beaten to death by the suspect after being found in the suspect’s house with his 14-year-old daughter. The incident is reported to have occurred at the suspect’s residence in Mabanda Cell, Gombe Division, Nansana Municipality, Wakiso District. The suspect is currently in custody as investigations continue.

@CPM_Mutuse Too much of everything is bad..

Tell the builder something.

@BalaamBarugahar 2 years you failed to arrest the officer who killed an innocent driver along Serena. All deserve justice

What should be done to a killer dad? He should face the full force of the law. Musasizi Herbert, 41, has been arrested in connection with the murder of 18-year-old Bukenya Martin. The incident occurred on 14/02/2026 at around 8:00 PM in Mabanda Cell, Gombe Division, Wakiso District. Bukenya, a student at Hillside Secondary School Matugga and a resident of Kirinyabigo, Kawanda in Nabweru Division, was allegedly beaten to death after reportedly being found in the suspect’s house with his 14-year-old daughter. The suspect was apprehended in Gulu District and remains in custody as investigations continue. Thank you our security forces for successful operations !