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@Amadya_ @passoverme_ @_That_Boi_ You claim to "know how game dev work.", yet you completely fucking misunderstood everything.

@passoverme_ @_That_Boi_ THEY HAVE ONE OFF THZ MOST SOLD GAMES OFF ALL TIMES, THEY HAVE THE MONEY TO RECRUIT PEOPLE AND DO BETTER UPDATE

........ Ok im sorry ik i shouldint be asking for april fools stuff in vanilla and how much more content blah blah blah but i mean Come on.... they literally made a physics engine and dynamic lighting for THE APRIL FOOLS UPDATE...... 😭

@capybaraushanka @_That_Boi_ You dumb as fuck ngl

@_That_Boi_ Whole physics engine? Where? They just made the bocks have mob physics, this isn't that hard to do

@swaggedoutjesus @ep1cUser @_That_Boi_ You want the list of features added?

@ep1cUser @_That_Boi_ bullshit

@Martin_OfSiwa @_That_Boi_ Cause Java is easier to make than the version thats on 8 different platforms? Imbecile.

@_That_Boi_ They do this for one version only (java); the poor multi-billion dollar company can't do it for all versions 🥺

@detonatees @GrandProtector @_That_Boi_ Its happened with basically every april fools update theyve made.

@GrandProtector @_That_Boi_ inb4 this never happens

@scarmigliones @JK1_obssesed @ThirtyVirus Well duh, its a poorly made, rushed out update.

@JK1_obssesed @ThirtyVirus Yet it still manages to be the best

Every year we're reminded that Mojang CAN innovate, but chooses not to

@Charliebro22840 @muriluke1 @ThirtyVirus This one hasnt come out on Bedrock, the potato update was an anomaly in that sense.

@muriluke1 @ThirtyVirus Pretty sure they have been making these a free market place update. They did that for the potato update.

@Kyru117 @GrandProtector @bluemoss_bits The average vanilla player hasnt ever interacted with the new update content cause the average player just does these 4 things: Start new world, build wood shack, mine for loot, kill ender dragon. Rinse and repeat, dozens of times. Most dont interact with any new content.

@GrandProtector @bluemoss_bits Im not saying its nothing im just saying its not as important to the average vanilla player

hey so idk if you guys realize this but mojang doesn’t just use april fools to screw with us they also use it to test future features. just saying..

@Z3RO_98 @batigo1234 @TheFoxTall @Minecraft Ok so you think updates are just content. Not worth talking to you on this topic further.

@whotingus @batigo1234 @TheFoxTall @Minecraft upcoming update, 2 blocks and a slime cube april fools update:

THE HERDCRAFT UPDATE Who needs an inventory when you can have the world? Herd blocks, command items, and live in the moment with the Herdcraft update! Say goodbye to dull inventory management and embrace a better, mindful way to build and craft. It just makes sense! Read more Here: aka.ms/HerdCraft The Herdcraft Update is a snapshot and requires Minecraft: Java Edition.

@Random_Name751 @HerrJohnssen @Zephyrgold58 @Minecraft Theyre pretty, sure, but theyre absolutely halfassed. Its unstable as hell.

@HerrJohnssen @Zephyrgold58 @Minecraft play craftmine or oneblockatatime and tell me how these are half assed

@sharkirony @WitchAmy01 @Divied333 @atlas_prodigy @Minecraft Yea. Theyre usually unstable as hell. craftmine frequently just didnt ever let me escape the challenge worlds.

@WitchAmy01 @Divied333 @atlas_prodigy @Minecraft Are the previous April fools updates really buggy?

@DRPHIL_____ @MattTOB618 @TerrentolPrsnl @Minecraft Custom dimensions means YOU can add new dimensions.

@MattTOB618 @TerrentolPrsnl @Minecraft Custom dimensions. Aren’t in the game. No new dimeison were added The name of the combat update is such a reach. That is useless The entity scaling I’m not too sure what that is. Maybe it’s a big deal?

@Dethrox282 @TerrentolPrsnl @Minecraft You want every example of him being right?

@TerrentolPrsnl @Minecraft Lying as natural as breathing^^ or were you joking aswell ? in that case good one

@Z3RO_98 @batigo1234 @TheFoxTall @Minecraft no they dont. they dont put more effort into the april fools updates.

@batigo1234 @TheFoxTall @Minecraft because it's been like this for years now. they put more effort into a joke that lasts 1 day than actual fucking updates now.

@Zomb01YT @LoinkLoink @Minecraft If thats your mindset, then yeah actually. Enjoy it.

@LoinkLoink @Minecraft Just enjoy the slop bro. Just enjoy the lame updates and bloat bro.

@mattstat7160 @TSwanyIRL @Minecraft So you want a buggier, less refined update? These april fools updates arent some masterclass programming being done. Theyre buggy and unstable with no balancing or quality assurance.

@TSwanyIRL @Minecraft Oh, no, I don't think this should be put in the main game - but this level of effort should be given to the actual game itself rather than reserved for a joke update.

@rickitas @trndsttr785 @BeePlayingGames @brint Maybe some indie project or something, but not a horror film. You cant make a horror film out of that. Theres no horror to be had.

@whotingus @trndsttr785 @BeePlayingGames @brint I know it's a difficult concept for your tiktok addicted brain but you can make movies with 1 or 2 characters talking or walking or eating for 2 hours

is this the worst tweet ever?

@rickitas @trndsttr785 @BeePlayingGames @brint If the whole 1 hour 45 min movie is walking around yellow empty hallways then you dont have any movie. You cant make a movie consisting of just that.

@whotingus @trndsttr785 @BeePlayingGames @brint There is though

@vikeshgray @skywardsurge @archer_uwu If you stored them in the same location you did lemon demon, probably yes. VLC also reads any image labelled "AlbumArtSmall", "Folder" or "cover" in the same style as WMP.

@whotingus @skywardsurge @archer_uwu Is THAT why my old laptop thought every unknown album's art was lemon demon even though I hadn't had a single lemon demon song on my laptop for like 2 years ???

why is the cover of make believe by weezer being listed as a crucial system file

@AdamAlForno @maxamax02 @CS2_Confessions You'd be worse than a toddler if you disabled your cheats.

@maxamax02 @CS2_Confessions Im probably better then you legit so stfu

"i hate closeted cheaters. if ur gonna cheat at least spinbot, ur already ruining the game so stop pretending"