"crypto and tulip farming" is a very funny bit

@g_leech_ cyberpunkish

@croissanthology Any electric heater that’s not mining bitcoin is leaving money on the table.

@croissanthology AI is probably better, crypto seems like a colossal waste of electricity for humanity when banks can do transactions for a fraction of a fraction of the cost

@croissanthology DO NOT trade tulip futures on the block chain

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@croissanthology @maiamindel If you put this in a fiction book people would say it's too on the nose.

@croissanthology History... It's like poetry...

@croissanthology i honestly don’t hate the idea of using waste heat for some kind of productive end in industrial-scale computing. this application, however, is from a dystopian sci-fi novel that gets criticised for being too on-the-nose

@croissanthology Ah yes, the 'let me solve '1-1' problem by computing 10000! - 10000!'

@croissanthology Their next venture calls for cleaning up the oceans and reprocessing the trash into 3d-printed Watergeuzen, calling it the South Seas Company.

@croissanthology It's different this time ok!

@croissanthology Keeping the memory of Tulip mania alive

@croissanthology @youwouldntpost They’re calling it the most Dutch thing since they ate Johan de Witt for being annoying

@croissanthology Have they tried growing pot this way?

@croissanthology seems like a very stable business with no risk of market crash

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@croissanthology Two bubbles for the price of one

@croissanthology If someone wrote this into a book it would get ripped to shreds for just being a bit too on the nose yet here we are 😬

@croissanthology Constant loud, harsh noise also stunts flower growth. Plants are quite sensitive to sound waves.

@croissanthology the thing they have in common are triggering economic bubbles

@croissanthology Ngl recently people keep talking about bringing back gold standard etc. and all I can think about is that it makes about as much sense as basing a national currency directly on a crypto like bitcoin

@croissanthology @FrenlyOfficer I think the venn diagram of people who understand tulip bubbles and the people who understand crypto is just a circle

@croissanthology The beginning and end of capitalism right next to each other

@croissanthology New type of guy

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@croissanthology two forms of currency that, for one tiny moment in time, you could have used to buy a house with

@croissanthology en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulip_man…

@croissanthology if you don't have a heatpump mining is the financially logical way to heat your house. which is really wack. i wish you could get paid for protein folding instead.

@croissanthology @saywhatagain With our powers combined!

@croissanthology when you don't think about it, tulips are like the NFTs of the agriculture industry

@croissanthology @Mr_Considerate The first bubble with the current one

@croissanthology An economics/history buff out there is having a good chuckle about it

@croissanthology Well, that's one of the better things you can do with something as utterly useless as bitcoin.

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@croissanthology "Henk, is it a little TOO on the nose?"

@croissanthology Proof of the relative nature of entropy imo

@croissanthology Use the profit to buy rare video games, coins and trading cards to complete the set

@croissanthology Of course they would farm tulips....

@croissanthology Good hedge in case one turns out not to have any value