Autism Squared

@ThinkAppraiser It is almost like this home is a visual representation of dating now a days. You find a fixer upper, they invite you into their life and you realize that you some people are far more broken than they appear on the outside and you can't possibly fix them 😏

Wholesaler says it needs about $7500 in repairs and you could flip it for $249,000

@GSO_Police Yet another crime that you can't solve 😏

Please don't call us about UNC and your bracket.

@GAndersonTrades @IfindRetards found one 😏

I made this portfolio months back to inverse every single one of John Locs trades. I messed up… fuck this market. John Loc is manipulating it!!

$SMCI Oof, not again

@WheelieInvestor Preferred shares. This tantrum might take awhile, I'll collect some dividends in the mean time, while I wait for the next trade to materialize 😏

My current biggest position is CASH What is your biggest position?

@rawsalerts That's terrible, but how will they tell who is trans?! 😏

🚨#BREAKING: Tennessee Republicans have advanced a bill that would create a public list of transgender residents,

$SPY $QQQ $DIA it is almost as if there is a pattern to everything orange man does. If only someone had a thread that explained it....oh wait, I wrote one 😏

@sircalebhammer When it is dip number 4 you bought in the past month and then Cramer tweets that shit....

We are so fucked.

@randomrecruiter More like

When you lasted through three rounds of RIFs but finally get that calendar invite from HR for Friday at 4pm

@Stocktwits You can't start the weekend until you buy the dip! 😏

Can we start the weekend early?

I love how $CELGRT action has dried up and now I can't buy any shares below 9 cents lol. Guess we are in a waiting pattern for the court doc drops

@celinatruckstop Oh deer, only showing one side of the story. What was the deer doing before hand?! No worries I got evidence that deer deserved it 😏

Please keep our Cashier Colby in your thoughts. He hit a deer on the way to work this morning.

@unusual_whales 2025: "Gold and Silver skyrocketing over inflation, as a hedge" 2026: "Gold and silver are crashing over inflation fears"

"Gold and silver sell off as inflation fears grip global markets," per CNBC

@nikitabier The other screen has my work. I gotta keep the internet running sir, people have porn to watch! 😏

No, there’s nothing over there. Come back to the screen.

All the recent $SPY $QQQ $DIA longs right now. Buy the dip!

$SLV gang is in shambles yet again

@sircalebhammer I am ready 😁

Great money making opportunities coming soon

@DudeWhoInvests "I run a derivative distribution fund" sounds like sexier than "I sell people options" 😏

How it feels to say you own “equities” instead of just saying stocks…

If you make more than $200,000 a year, what is your job?

@turtlelamps @RampCapitalLLC Never said I did porn but AI porn is good for my industry 😁

@Autism_Squared @RampCapitalLLC I hate to break it to you but AI does porn too

What’s your plan for work when AI takes your job?