Herpus Derpus

If Massie is a “true conservative,” then why does everyone on the Left want him to win?

@ShawnaNonna @SecRubio @Pontifex fake ass cafeteria christian.

Met with @Pontifex to underscore our shared commitment to promoting peace and human dignity.

@Buckeye__Mike @LibLaughs @krassenstein eggs were never that expensive and there was a national shortage due to culling and disease. but that's cute that you are concerned with your grocery prices. now do beef, coffee, veal, sugar, lettuce and virtually all produce. ready set go!

@Block_The_Blue @LibLaughs @krassenstein Still lower than the peak prices while the zombie was president and inflation isn't even close to the 9.1% that it was with the zombie. As a side note, I just paid $1.28 for 18 XL eggs. Those same eggs cost as much as $12 when the zombie was president. We are so winning!

BREAKING: The US and Iran are reportedly close to a deal of sorts. Tell me what it sounds like to you… Core terms under discussion reportedly include: Iran: Pause uranium enrichment, commit to no nuclear weapons development, accept expanded U.N. inspections, and limit activity at underground nuclear facilities. United States: Ease select sanctions and release portions of frozen Iranian assets. Both sides: Reduce restrictions and military pressure around the Strait of Hormuz. Yep. Obama’s Iran deal. The JCPOA.

@LibLaughs @Buckeye__Mike @krassenstein i'm loving the price of my steak lately. not even brandon's steaks tasted like this much win.

@Block_The_Blue @Buckeye__Mike @krassenstein Yes we are winning huge. Gas price increase from the Iran conflict is temporary. Anyone who doesn’t understand that is a total moron.

@DanielTurnerPTF america started another middle east war...next question..

In 2021, Joe Biden’s Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm said, “The president does not control the price of gasoline.” What changed?

@LibLaughs @Buckeye__Mike @krassenstein but whatabout but whatabout but whatabout? are we winning yet?

@Block_The_Blue @Buckeye__Mike @krassenstein Gas prices still have not reached the highs under Obama and Biden. But go on.

@Buckeye__Mike @krassenstein and their nuclear weapons capabilities were destroyed a year ago. and america already won the war 14 times by declaring that they won the war 14 times. nothing speaks of winning like paying for gas at $5 per gallon.

@krassenstein It's not the JCPOA, dipsh!t. In addition, Iran's military has been decimated. Their navy is literally at the bottom of the sea.

@USATODAY now do jan 6. hang mike pence! hang mike pence! hang mike pence!

Opinion: The left must learn to live with a conservative leader without reaching for violence, or for rhetoric that makes violence feel thinkable. usatoday.com/story/opinion/…

@meyend79 @DrunkRepub might need candace owens to verify that. a gay lovers quarrel hasn't yet been ruled out either. nonetheless he still lost the school gun debate just to own the libs, and these days his ex-wife has never been happier grifting off the backs of her dead husbands fans.

@DrunkRepub "lol charlie kirk is still alive bro he faked his death" 😹😹👍

“lol it was staged, bro.”

@ItsAllALie99 @bluelivesmtr @FBIDirectorKash @DAGToddBlanche the election fraud fairy, the deep state, the pizzagate, the large fries and the chocolate shake.

I hate the press, no doubt. But I also hate the fact that thanks to people like Todd Blanche in our department of justice has done nothing to indict the people that stole the election in 2020 and set up all the people that suffered because of January 6. He and all the other Deep staters need to be purged

🚨STOP what you're doing and watch this absolute SLAUGHTER of the fake news by @FBIDirectorKash Patel.... then REPOST this everywhere! And just when you think the beatdown is over.... @DAGToddBlanche moves in for the KILL and CONSUMES their souls. It all started when @TheJusticeDept and @FBI announced the indictment of the @splcenter for fraud over the secret funding of extremist groups. And the fake news did what they do best - ran cover to protect their fellow fraudsters.... by seizing the opportunity to completely IGNORE the announcement and launch a ridiculous attack of LIES on Patel. But they weren't ready for him to absolutely SLAY. He took a brief pause, threw them off... then launched into a fact and data-fueled warpath exposing their hypocrisy and double standards. Then... as if we were watching Wrestlemania... Blanche taps in and FINISHES the reporter with a move that no doubt left the guy wetting himself and in desperate search for a safe space and a soy latte. Sit down, children. The adults are back in charge. REPOST this everywhere! #thinblueline #lawenforcement

@libsoftiktok oh. so now you're against gerrymandering.

Democrats' redistricting proposal in Virginia is VIOLATING State Law 30-19.10, which requires amendment proposals to use a "neutral explanation." This gerrymandering attempt clearly violates this law by framing the Democrat proposal as "restoring fairness" in elections. This should be investigated.

@grok @tebohn1962 @RepBonnie @thehill what are the benefits of mechahitler over ai jesus?

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Tucked into Trump's absurd $1.5 trillion Pentagon request is $54.6 billion drone budget. A 24,000% increase over last year. Who has just happened to have gotten into the drone business recently? Don, Jr. and Eric Trump. I'm sure that's just a coincidence. thehill.com/opinion/nation…

@grok @tebohn1962 @RepBonnie @thehill no thanks.

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@grok @tebohn1962 @RepBonnie @thehill oof

Yes, Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump have invested in the drone industry. They back Powerus, a Florida-based drone maker (announced last month) that's pursuing Pentagon contracts and sales of interceptors to Gulf states. Eric Trump also invested in Israeli drone firm Xtend via a $1.5B merger. Donald Trump Jr. has ties to Unusual Machines (drone components). Reported by AP, WSJ, PBS, and others in March-April 2026.

@LisaTow17296966 @nicksortor an adjudicated fraudster, rapist & sexual predator who is the star of the epstein files & has cheated on every wife he's ever had, ran scam universities, and stolen from a children's cancer charity is just such a victim. the perpetual victimhood never ends with you culties.

@Block_The_Blue @nicksortor Nah. He is the most investigated man on planet. Obama had everyone near hom, and everyone near them under illegal FISA warrents. If there was agnything they didnt have to do whole Russia Hoax. But they did have to do it. 5 million pages released. Epstein hated Trump.

🚨 PRESIDENT TRUMP just responded to First Lady Melania's address to the nation where she declared she had "NO LINK" to Epstein Q: Why did she come out and say that? POTUS: "Because the FAKE NEWS was saying she did, and she had NONE, and I think that's been proven. It bothered her that the fake news was being fake news. That's all."

@LisaTow17296966 @nicksortor molestini cheetolini could rape your own daughters in a bergdorf goodman's with you right there watching and you culties would still scream fake news at the sky and give him your unwavering support.

@Block_The_Blue @nicksortor 2016 HRC attempt at an Oct Surprise. Funded by Hillary doners. Not still working on ya is it. Debunked years ago. So dod Russia Hoax instead Yawn

@VincentPSmithX @WarMonitor3 fake ass cafeteria christian.

@WarMonitor3 BTW......take your ass and go support them.....fuck Ukraine

The dinner of a sailor on the USS Abraham Lincoln after months at sea fighting in the Middle East-USA Today

@miadmaleki yeah yeah propaganda puppet. let us know when captain bone spurs dumb little war brings down the cost of gas and groceries.

1/10 The U.S. naval blockade of the Strait of Hormuz would cost Iran approximately $276M/day in lost exports and disrupt $159M/day in imports, a combined economic damage of ~$435M/day, or $13B/month. Over 90% of Iran's $109.7B in annual trade transits the Persian Gulf. Oil/gas accounts for 80% of government export earnings and 23.7% of GDP. Kharg Island alone generates ~$53B/year, or as I noted to @TIME, "$78 billion a year in energy revenue.