Lt. Ben Chwarmer (Fire Omar Khan)

It is with a heavy heart that I announce that Day 197 of tweeting everyday until I enjoy some wine with Yao Ming will be the final day 🐐🍷🏀💔 Thanks to Sully for the vino. Thanks to the #Legion. Thanks to Yao for ghosting for almost 200 days. New tweet coming soon.

@bagfukk @PinheadLarry40

Update on the field trip if anyone’s wondering. Wife yaked all over and sent her home. #timeout

@basedgod126 @PinheadLarry40

anyone boozin?

@DaveyJoneso7 @PinheadLarry40

Bring tapping in back #happyfriday

@PinheadLarry40 @Jaegermacster @Jaegermacster how would you like to join the legendary #larryslegion? A squad of Angel Reese hating, Zyn enjoying , beer guzzling goats

@ChwarmerBen @Jaegermacster Fuck yea

YZY SZN

@Fleetwood_Smack Thoughts @PinheadLarry40

@brownsxman @PinheadLarry40 thoughts

Just had the fattest shit. Was a waist slimmer, those are needed. #expand

@Colonel_Keez #legion @PinheadLarry40 ?

I hope you all have a nice weekend. We'll be in touch

@zzachchad Contender. Thoughts @PinheadLarry40

I really fuck with these

@McLagy Like this guy. Thoughts @PinheadLarry40 @fever4thebever @squilly2shoes

Geeked out at the theater and everyone sits by me (I don’t do drugs in public)

@squilly2shoes @PinheadLarry40 @ChadwickPrlk @fever4thebever @rapedonatello Love it. With the formal approvals, @ChadwickPrlk would you like to join the Angel Reese hating, beer guzzling, Zyn enjoying crew of #LarrysLegion?

@ChwarmerBen @PinheadLarry40 @ChadwickPrlk @fever4thebever @rapedonatello squilly approved

Worked 12 nonconsecutive hours in a warehouse 3AM-7:30PM today. Bapple, PBJ, Romeo y Julieta cigarillo. #prime

@PinheadLarry40 @ChadwickPrlk @fever4thebever @squilly2shoes @rapedonatello Need the sign off from the troops before moving forward.

@ChwarmerBen @ChadwickPrlk @fever4thebever @squilly2shoes @rapedonatello think we found a new guy

@A_Schaeffer_BMW @PinheadLarry40 legion approved?

God these fucking rule bapple can suck it. Wish Busch brought back the peach tho

@JawnDoe420 @PinheadLarry40 legion approved?

Every time I see Pooh Sheisty’s name I think about the scene from Superbad where Seth freaks out at fogle for picking an absurd name lmao

Let’s have a day. #Legion

@MySportsUpdate @X 98?! This list is already invalid. He’s ASS 🚽

#Panthers QB Bryce Young was ranked No. 98 in the NFL Top 100, as voted on by players. Current list so far: 100. Cam Jordan 99. Quenton Nelson 98. Bryce Young 97. Ernest Jones (via NFL Top 100 on @X)

@AdamSchefter Shame on @lufthansa for not having this available during the flight

This play will be replayed for years.

@DailyLoud Don’t show this to @DownTownRalphy

Angel Reese wide open 3-pointer

Let’s go @nyknicks