@thatfoxxybloke @TheLastWord999 @davenatts @doctor_rahmeh The one in Gaza committed by @Israel, you deeply ignorant f-cking c-nt.
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Glory to the breaking of the 17 year long illegal siege.
Glory to the Palestinian resistance.
Glory to our martyrs.
Al-Aqsa flood. Palestine.
Gaza💚🇵🇸
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@TheLastWord999 @davenatts @llrmiller @HelenWebberley The ones waving swastika flags are Palestinians.
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This Dad is sending a clear message to his nine year old daughter that men are to be feared. No they are not, stop giving young girls this message.
Terry Dacteeele@drhicksbakers
@HelenWebberley Yeah my 9 year old daughter needs to get a grip at her and my wife’s gym. If a man needs to use the same communal changing room as my daughter because he think he’s a woman he should right? And it’s my 9 year old with the issue amirite!
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@itsdanijohns Do you mind if all the acts get listed (with their gender) on this service?
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Hi @thetrainline I’ve been offered a last minute gig in London tonight so trying to book a train to Liverpool tomorrow but the app is showing flights to Dubai prices, possibly an IT issue?
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@KatieCPhilips How do you know who ended up getting arrested or not?!
You don't, you pathetic racist.
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Sooo they arrested the man getting attacked but none of the attackers? 🤔🤦🏻♀️
Dorothy. 🌸 🚜@Lulabella0
Immigration and integration, can you see it working here ?
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There’s SO MUCH new COMEDY on @BBCRadio4 at the moment it’s worth a proper pull together as we’re flying here at the moment with pure quality. Every week there’s something new from people at the top of their game, so here’s a 🧵
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Philip Schofield lied about an affair and you’d think from some in the media it was the biggest thing to happen since the Queen died. Johnson has also lied about affairs. But more importantly he lied to deliver Brexit, lied to become PM, lied to win an election, and lied 1/2
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Enough is enough
New today: @SuellaBraverman accused of new ministerial code breaches over Rwanda links - she was director of a charity training Rwandan govt lawyers - some involved in the UK’s £140m deal to send asylum seekers to Rwanda!
#SuellaGate
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@houseofchaos18 @Steve_Laws_ Ask yourself, you lazy xenophobic fuck.
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@Steve_Laws_ Ask her how many she's letting share her home, how many is she willing to let into her living space, I honestly think people don't own a map look how tiny we are
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@ChrisRGollop @BBCPolitics @MartinSLewis @BBCNews @Ofcom @lucyfrazermp @RobbieGibb @JakeBerry Grow up you, fucking snowflake.
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@BBCPolitics Is that how the BBC likes to rewards it’s chosen commentators now, by showing clips where the word ‘crap’ is used? Utterly pathetic from @MartinSLewis and @BBCNews for producing/endorsing yet another example of garbage standard tv. @Ofcom @lucyfrazermp @RobbieGibb @JakeBerry
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"What was the benefit of privatisation without competition?"
"We've seen record investment in water"
Broadcaster Martin Lewis and Conservative MP Jake Berry clash over the government's record on water pollution
#BBCLauraK bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-p…
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@BritishAlba @HarryYorke1 You fucking chump. Her and the government's attempts to break the law are what will bring down the government.
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@HarryYorke1 Yet another targeted attack on a senior minister by the civil service with an agenda to try and bring down the government.
The scale of malicious activity by the civil service is outrageous.
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨: Suella Braverman asked Home Office civil servants to help her avoid a speeding fine and points on her licence by arranging a private one-to-one driving awareness course
Serious Qs over whether she may have breached ministerial code
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@PebbleBaskets @IllisiaAdams @GaryLineker @BBCMOTD The fact he’s on the dole says otherwise, or BBC would have an unfair dismissal on their hands, and they don’t
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Well, it’s been an interesting couple of days. Happy that this ridiculously out of proportion story seems to be abating and very much looking forward to presenting @BBCMOTD on Saturday. Thanks again for all your incredible support. It’s been overwhelming.
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@Bobbadbig @BethDunkers @CPursall @SoozUK Delicious is subjective, ignoramus. And nobody wants to eat the same bland food every meal of every day.
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@BethDunkers @CPursall @SoozUK The original post was about food prices, not mortgages. The fact remains nutritious home cooked meals are not expensive.
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@SoozUK If you suffered in life and want other people to suffer as you did because 'you turned out fine', you did not in fact turn out fine.
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@thatginamiller @LBC @RicHolden They don't love the United Kingdom, as they sought to make it less united and worsen our quality of life. They're just xenophobes.
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I kept my cool on @LBC when @RicHolden gave his vacuous reply.
What went through my mind was 'why do Brexiteers think they love our country more than anyone else? They don't own patriotism!
What they do have is no moral compass, no integrity, no real care for others
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'It gets really boring when you're constantly talking the country down.' Tory MP @RicHolden and True and Fair Party leader @thatginamiller go head to head over post-Brexit Britain. @IainDale | #CrossQuestion
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@FriendnotFjoh @TJohnClark @AndrewRTDavies Yes, the Tories literally made the problem under their own watch! Nice one Andrew... 🤦🏼♂️
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@TJohnClark @AndrewRTDavies To be fair, it wasn't even a thing to stop until Johnson Got Brexit Done
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While Conservatives will stop the boats, Labour will rig the votes!
Oliver Dowden on 🔥 at #PMQs.
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Want to book me for a workshop? Get in touch! 🕺
My next Acting workshop will be held at @GLiveGuildford where we’ll be focusing on Acting Through Song for ages 6-18!
glive.co.uk/Online/tickets…
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@accessd @CarsonJerema Are you really this dumb, Carson?
The progressive left are all about liberalism, wanting to allow everyone to live freely without persecution for being black, disabled, gay, trans, poor etc.
Conservatives (the right) want to maintain the status quo of inequality and prejudice.
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"It is essentially Ayn Rand with action sequences": @CarsonJerema on how successful superhero movies embrace libertarianism nationalpost.com/opinion/guardi…
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