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@PhillyGod4 @JeffKerrPHL wasn’t a save opportunity

@JeffKerrPHL Did he not just blow a save opportunity last week?

Jhoan Duran — in save opportunities this season 11 save opportunities, 11 saves, 16 K, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA #Phillies

Why

@BigMac28_ @BatFlip17 @TimKellySports if they offer him the chance to participate he will 100% be in there, as Matt said he likes being a showman and he’ll never get another chance to do it in front of Philly fans. Bryce passing that up is just not even a possibility

@BatFlip17 @TimKellySports I wish but Harper not doing it again

Bryce Harper looks like he wants to play in the All-Star Game in front of the home fans.

@StrayGarfield i’ve grown to like him too but this is Sanchie’s year to win Cy Young, this game helps big time

I’m very happy with the Phillies. 5 runs going to Paul Skenes record. I very much like him but beating a great pitcher feels pretty good. #RingTheBell

@MichaelPse51291 @Gravantus

@Gravantus "Julia my beloved, I must traverse the bayou where so many Yankee boys have fallen sway to the siren songs of the women there. I have no choice but to listen to their cries as the men tie me to the mast. Pray that Almighty God grant me my strength that I return to you." Ulysses

With everyone talking about Christopher Nolan's rendition of The Odyssey, I am reminded of this beautiful exchange.

@ProfarsTrainer @SleeperMLB @SleeperPhillies @Phillies_Muse 9GB while only 42 games into the season does not mean what you think it means. you can flex for now, but don’t get too cocky… all it takes is a string of bad luck and you guys are fighting for a wild card spot

@SleeperMLB @SleeperPhillies @Phillies_Muse Need an update on the standings please..

The Phillies offense is running HOT 🔥 In the last 15 days - they rank: 1st in Hits 1st in Home Runs 1st in RBIs 1st in Batting Average 1st in SLG 2nd in OPS 2nd in Runs

@TealComet @ThatEricAlper i think you know what you gotta do friend

@LPJJJO @ThatEricAlper I would honestly love that. Casper would be a marvelous name for a kid.

@KJP i used to have an anchor bracelet exactly like yours, it looks nice but you HAVE to be cautious because i know those hooks are sharp. i was playing with my dog and one hook got caught in the corner of his eye, it was a miracle that it didn’t cause any damage. just be careful!

Sail New England ⛵️🇺🇸

@TealComet @ThatEricAlper unlike Elmo, Kermit, or Elvis i think Casper’s one that could totally come back, and absolutely deserves to. the last generation that will really know who Casper the friendly ghost likely are now adults. if you name your kid Casper their peers will just think it’s a unique name

@ThatEricAlper Casper used to be an amazing name. It was a traditional name for one of the three wise men. Now it’s just that one ghost, or the mattress company.

@kakkumies @tylerdurdenhi @mattvanswol so good it had to be posted again two hours later, yeah alright man 😭. hope the two likes were worth it you bum

@LPJJJO @tylerdurdenhi @mattvanswol It was a solid comment, cry more.

I’ve gone to the same gym for almost 4 years now. Good friends with nearly everyone there. One day a guy who used to make small talk with me, just stopped. Didn’t think much of it, but it went on for weeks. Found out later he’s a liberal and someone showed him my X account and he just won’t talk to me now. This has happened many many many times since becoming publicly conservative. I’ve lost many friends and even many more acquaintances. They won’t even discuss us. Won’t even look at me. It’s bad for me… but it’s 10,000x worse for my wife. Liberal women are genuinely EVIL to conservative women. It’s on another level. Pure evil. No one talks about this enough but the public shaming of people who are openly conservative is extremely intense and unless you have a lot of mental fortitude and surround yourself with better people quickly… I can understand why many find it is not worth saying anything at all. But that doesn’t make it harder for those of us who speak up… because we are the few.

@AOC @ReverendWarnock is this communist atheist actually referencing the Bible as if she has a single ounce of respect for it? no way you’re manipulating these good people’s faith like that, to stoke fear that their gov is out to get them all because unconstitutional legislation was shot down. joke

Thank you, @ReverendWarnock, for welcoming me to Ebenezer Baptist Church today. As legislatures across the South seek to draw Black Americans out of power, we gathered this Sunday to steel ourselves for the work ahead. We will always stand together, and we will not go back.

@kakkumies @tylerdurdenhi @mattvanswol this is either the lamest copypasta i’ve ever seen or you’re just that unoriginal you felt you had to steal someone else’s comment that was directly below yours… either way this is desperately pathetic

@tylerdurdenhi @mattvanswol Yeah because dumbfucks on the right are barely literate. They can't agree on whether it's the chemtrails or the vaccines that are turning all the frogs gay meanwhile the left wants the scientific method applied to things before declaring them as facts.

@Spoon3781 @RaminNasibov just one little problem…

@LPJJJO @RaminNasibov possibly my most liked tweet ever 😅

I've come up with an international flag for delivery services

@Spoon3781 @RaminNasibov criminally underrated comment right here

@RaminNasibov Ah yes the inetrnational flag of Doorway

@LukeTrago @js082091 @jonahwootentv you just don’t like the other sports because the philly team doesn’t have red in their logo, silly commie

@js082091 @jonahwootentv I’m gonna have to refer you to the final line of my original comment.

@PoorDecisionsMW @Danny_Ruiz123 @postapocryphal @PalmerLuckey “why prohibit bombarding citizens with useless junk they won’t read when instead we can needlessly chop down hundreds of millions of trees a year? fuck the environment!” we don’t have to put up with everything, we can actually work to improve our lives, even in insignificant ways

@Danny_Ruiz123 @postapocryphal @PalmerLuckey Very nearly all paper and wood products, except for building materials, come from renewable tree farms. Just throw it away or recycle it, who gives a fuck.

It is time for the United States Postal Service to ban junk mail. Unsolicited spam calls are already prohibited by the FCC. Emails are heavily regulated by the CAN-SPAM Act of 2003. Junk mail is the majority of mail, 100 million trees per year. Enough!

@trad_west_ ok i guess *some* French people are cool

"Christianity has died many times and risen again; for it has a God who knows the way out of the grave."

@StalwartSt @OldeWorldOrder i agree, but i wouldn’t mind seeing Vance on the VP side of the ticket again. he’s a smart, eloquent guy and a valuable asset. that said, maybe he’d be willing to take a demotion as secretary of some major department, somewhere he utilizes his talents that’s less public facing

@OldeWorldOrder Rubio would win it far easier than Vance. Vance is too polarizing and will force a very tight, high risk race if he's the nominee. Rubio is a no-brainer for the Rs. Vance is a risk for the Rs.

MARCO RUBIO: "Everything I will ever accomplish I owe to God, to my parent's sacrifices, and to the United States of America."

@MikeGordon2409 @MichaelStubel HoF criteria changes. you’re telling me if Schwarbs and Stanton both hit 500 homers neither of those guys end up in the Hall? i disagree

@LPJJJO @MichaelStubel Designated hitters never do.

Kyle Schwarber is on pace for 63 HR. If he got there, he’d have 250 in his five years with the Phillies. Only four players have hit that many over a 5-year stretch: 1. Sammy Sosa, 1998-02: 292 2. Mark McGwire, 1995-99: 284 3. Barry Bonds, 2000-04: 258 4. Babe Ruth, 1926-30: 256