Lumpy Pete

Let’s be frank, @Keir_Starmer you Lost because we HATE you. We hate you because of Southport. We HATE you for attacking pensioners and farmers. We HATE you for allowing unvetted illegals of fighting age into U.K. We HATE you for dragging out mass rape inquiry. We just HATE YOU!

THE STARMER DELUSION: A DIAGNOSIS Let's be clear about what we're witnessing. This isn't a leader having a "tough day." This is a man suffering from a severe case of political solipsism. The Symptoms: - Believes his own mandate is more important than the public's current verdict. - Confuses "determination" with "deafness." - Thinks repeating platitudes is the same as having principles. - Sincerely believes the problem is the electorate's failure to understand his genius. The Diagnosis: Starmer isn't just out of touch. He's psychologically incapable of accepting rejection. His entire identity is built on being the "sensible, inevitable" leader. When the country told him he's anything but, his brain simply rejected the data. The Prognosis: Terminal. For him, not for the country. He's not going to change. He's not going to listen. He's going to stand there, a monument to his own ego, while the Labour party he was supposed to save disintegrates around him. He is the ghost at the feast of British politics, refusing to admit he's already dead. The only question left is whether Labour will perform an exorcism or let the ghost haunt them into complete irrelevance. #TheStarmerDelusion #GhostOfLabourPast #PoliticalMorgue

@MatthewStadlen Now do labour at the last election. Let THAT sink in.

An estimated 74% of voters who bothered to turn out in the local elections yesterday did NOT vote for Reform. Let that sink in. And then adjust your hyperbole accordingly.

@BBCPolitics Calling ordinary people "far right thugs" didn't help did it.

"I'm not going to walk away and plunge this country into chaos," PM Keir Starmer says after Labour suffers early losses in English council elections Follow live results and analysis: bbc.in/3PtfEGT

Will someone please do montage of will storming off up the stairs.. It's all he does #Corrie

@GriftReport Self inflicted, back of the queue. Strokes, heart attacks etc. Seen first. He chose to have the crap beaten out of him leading him to demand treatment in a busy overstretched emergency dept. No sympathy.

Paulie Malignaggi blasts NHS staff as “inept” and says they “wouldn’t be allowed to work on farm animals” after treatment at Leeds General Hospital Former world champion Paulie Malignaggi, 45, was hospitalised at Leeds General Hospital after winning a bare-knuckle fight against Tyler Goodjohn in Leeds in October 2025. He suffered broken ribs, broken hands, facial cuts and temporary vision loss from an eye poke. Malignaggi arrived at 10pm and waited until around 4:30am for stitches while blood dripped down his face and staff allegedly gossiped in the next room. He later said on The Ariel Helwani Show that the cuts became badly infected and claimed NHS staff were so poor they “wouldn’t even be allowed to work on farm animals” in the US. Leeds Teaching Hospitals NHS Trust apologised for the wait times, saying patients are prioritised by clinical need and offered to discuss his complaint. Thoughts?

@owenjonesjourno @jk_rowling I don't think she gives a toss about you, your not worth it. Why are you constantly trying to bully a woman anyway big man?

Dear @jk_rowling: Dozens of Palestinian women have testified about sexual violence, including rape, at the hands of Israeli soldiers. Are you going to end your silence? Or do Palestinian women just not matter to you

@bphillipsonMP "no ifs, no buts, no increase on council tax" How many times did he say that? How often did he say he woukd abolish tuition fees? Lies, just to get in. You lot thought we'd forget. We didnt.

✔️ Lifting a record number of children out of poverty ✔️ Free breakfast clubs in schools ✔️ Accessible, affordable childcare ✔️ Free school meals for more children Change like that only comes with a vote for Labour 🌹

@owenjonesjourno @Lefties4Israel 😂 HE seems a bit confused??

@Lefties4Israel You seem a bit confused. There are two options: either a single democratic state with equal civil rights for all, or a Palestinian and an Israeli state. If you argue the UK has a "right to exist", then you're saying Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are banned from seceding.

"I don't believe any country has a 'right' to exist. People have a right to exist." Exactly this.

@TonyMaudsley1 You should have come in as Kenneth! One of my all time favourite characters, im sure Audrey would have taken you on in the salon😆

Corrie - the first time round....31 years ago!

@LondonLabour @Ed_Miliband No.

It's polling day! A message from @Ed_Miliband 👇

@ThomasWillett9 You were retweeted by Stephen Ireland who got 30 years for raping a kid Thomas.

@AshfordLabour Tax rises when they promised cuts, Yeh, bloody annoying that....

Reforms year in charge at Kent County Council has been a disaster. Tax rises when they promised cuts. Infighting, resignations and defections. Cuts to crucial services and communities. Reform are chaos and Kent is suffering. kentonline.co.uk/kent/news/i-wo…

@zarahsultana @jk_rowling You're the only one waiting you melt, nobody else cares, you're irrelevant.

How does it feel to have far-right racist thug Tommy Robinson amplifying your attack on me, @jk_rowling? What is it about a brown Muslim socialist woman that you have an issue with? It’s been nearly a week and you still haven’t answered: why have you not once spoken about the genocide of Palestinians in over two years? We’re still waiting, Joanne.

@GilliganJo1622 @declassifiedUK @metpoliceuk "assault" 🙄 Grow up.

@declassifiedUK That's assault!! If a member of the public were to do the same to him theyre feet wouldn't touch the ground am I right @metpoliceuk

@declassifiedUK Yes, with people like you.

A strong message from our Prime Minister and Labour Party leadership a call for unity, purpose and collective action. To every volunteer, candidate, and member of the Labour family: this is our moment to stand together, strengthen our communities, and move our country forward with confidence. #LabourParty #StrongerTogether #Leadership #CommunityFirst #Unity

@socasamuelmusic Why do you lot always hang out at Westfield? So easy to pick up.

@socasamuelmusic Tone it down virgin, go read some Harry Potter or something to cool your prepubicent outbursts.

Everyone deserves a safe, secure place to call home. That’s why I’m so proud that our Labour government is building council homes, while protecting renters from unfair eviction and unaffordable rent increases. Vote Labour this 7 May so we can keep building together 🌹