@lolalexi86 @fesshole Unless you need a surgeon, in which case the title is Mr or Mrs.
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Andy Turner
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Andy Turner
@RealAndyTurner
I have a common name. I'm not a bot, I just don't really like using Twitter. I mostly tweet Southeastern about broken trains.
London, UK Beigetreten Aralık 2018
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you probably have to go see them rather than tweet at them, pal
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@rostfritt @fesshole I was describing this exact clip of king of the hill to my electrician yesterday. Funny coincidence.
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EXC: Lee Anderson uses roof of taxpayer-funded Commons office to film £100,000-a-year TV show mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…
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@WandsworthCnstr @diamondgeezer We kayaked down the Wandle from Colliers Wood to the Thames when I was at university about 13 years ago. It was a lovely little bimble.
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@pmberry2007 @diamondgeezer Deptford Creek is neither, it's pretty hard to miss!
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@diamondgeezer If by lost you mean mostly or even wholly underground then yes.
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@harriet1marsden "Until they could walk" makes it sound like around 12mo - we carried them until ~4y, in a variety of slings. Barely used a pushchair for #2, basically only had one for grandparents to use.
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@harriet1marsden Slings. Use slings. They are the best thing ever. I carried both my kids until they could walk, and it's what I miss most about them being small.
Find and visit your local sling library, and try different kinds of sling - don't for thinking Baby Bjorn is the best or only kind.
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Ok, form an orderly queue: if you could only give new parents ONE piece of practical advice - practical! no live laugh love crap - on caring for a newborn, what would it be?
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@fesshole If Tory MPs/members want to claim "the people elected Boris/Rishi" etc, what they are saying is that they interpret your vote as an endorsement of the party and its leader, not the individual MP.
Take them at their word, and vote against the party.
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@DavidRawlinson3 @Tom164901601 @GordonFielden @mrjamesob Come on now, be fair, they were having technical difficulties, and had to rerun that survey...
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Bloody hell. What the f*** is wrong with this man?
Brendan Clarke-Smith@Bren4Bassetlaw
Vile Internet troll in personal issues shock. Cares little for the welfare of others however when spouting her foul-mouthed bile on twitter. Excuse me for playing the world’s smallest violin 🎻
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@southlondonscum @LukeATurner My wife and I went to see them at the Royal Albert Hall. She - not previously a Sparks fan - was most amused by the silver-haired mosh pit that formed in the stalls.
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@LukeATurner Went to see them last week in Berlin, was the most diverse audience ive seen for a long time, lifelong obsessive fans, teenagers who found them through tik tok, muso's etc
Half the audience dressed for berghain, the other boomer garden party.
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@kevinb9n I've not heard of this before today, but it sounds similar to Jevons Paradox, which I also only heard of today. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jevons_pa…
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@looksunfamiliar Can't believe nobody said it so far... 'Thants'.
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Why isn't Look Around You better known than it is? It might be a parody of a specific type of science programme but it's done in a way everyone can 'get', and with jokes that are basically the joke equivalent of earworms. Thanks Robert and Peter. Theter.
timworthington.org/2022/07/11/loo…
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🚨 | NEW: No 10 is angry with Joe Biden as he refused to endorse Ben Wallace for the next NATO chief
Gov source: “We’re supposed to be their closest ally and this is what we get. It is bad for UK-US relations."
[@Telegraph]
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@AnthonyRuss126 @sparksofficial @glastonbury @StPancrasInt This was something that struck me after the gig, as I have listened to The Girl Is Crying In Her Latte on repeat: how much they were getting their new record out, rather than relying on the classics.
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@sparksofficial @glastonbury @StPancrasInt Got to see them at the Royal Albert Hall a few weeks ago, they were amazing, in their mid 70’s and so much energy. Instead of just relying on old hits they have just released their 27th album! Phenomenal!
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En route to Sparks gigs at Wolverhampton and @Glastonbury, Ron and Russell stop for a quick performance at @StPancrasInt. ✨
#SparksTour2023
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@sparksofficial @glastonbury @StPancrasInt Wandering around, unnoticed, then packing out venues on their world tour. So great.
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@EngineerLondon When it arrives please let us know where that station on the cover is (was)
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Some kind soul sold me this. Can’t wait for it to arrive 😍
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It Romaines funny to me, not least Cos it’s a tiny joke compared to the
Magnitude of what she did. You could almost say it’s the tip of the Iceberg. It really wasn’t a huge joke. More of a Little Gem. (Here all week etc)
Kate Day@kate_day
Liz Truss says being compared to a lettuce was not funny politico.eu/article/liz-tr…
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@DougRDNaylor Step up to red alert!
(Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb...)
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From some point today every episode of Red Dwarf will drop on BBC IPlayer. This is the first time ever all the shows have been available to watch at the same time in the same place. Let the Dwarf binge begin. #RedDwarf
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