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@BoneJail Yep. I’m 50 and did this every summer. Lemon juice in our hair reading women’s magazines and listening to Casey Kasem’s top 40. This was the essential summertime fun.

@ScottPresler @0liviajulianna

@0liviajulianna Great. You can donate at EarlyVoteAction.com Thank you!

I would pay MONEY to see this fucking dork campaign in Texas lol

@WPXI This is fantastic! Get every last one of them!!

ICE agents arrest 13 people at Armstrong County driver license center ebx.sh/V7SW2j

@WildmountainZH @LtGenScott @Emilio2763 @JoshShapiroPA Follow the discussion, we were talking about Pennsylvania love.

@SNEALMade @LtGenScott @Emilio2763 @JoshShapiroPA Tulsa, Jacksonville, Oklahoma City? 🤔 You should state the issue is more related to the size of the cities. As everywhere in the world, poverty and misery tend to be more visible in bigger cities.

The Fact @JoshShapiroPA is Running for President of the United States When the State He Runs looks like This is INSANE…

Yesterday in Rome, a gathering was held to celebrate the life & suffering of Rosy the Raped Cat. For those who don’t know, an African migrant raped this poor cat in Rome. She’s still alive and fighting but it is very tough. Italy is rallying around this cat and wants the migrant parasites OUT!

@CodyThomas1776 @AutismCapital Same

@AutismCapital I wish it's fake. Life was horrible as a child in school.

🚨 BOB LAZAR: “Back in the 60s and 70s there were no kids with ADHD. The kids that were like that were just assholes.” JOE ROGAN: “I think that’s still the case.” 😂 😂 😂

@AutismCapital This is false. I’m a 70’s kid that had/has ADHD. We were given Ritalin and told to shut up.

@LtGenScott @Emilio2763 @JoshShapiroPA Yes, just not the Democrat run cities.

@Emilio2763 @JoshShapiroPA I'm not a Shapiro fan. Can't see myself ever voting for him. Yet, is it fair to blame HIM for Philly being a shithole? I would lay that at the feet of the mayor & city council. A huge amount of Pennsylvania is a beautiful place and a good place to live.

@Emilio2763 @JoshShapiroPA Never forget!!

please open your bibles to page 347, the gospel according to HomeGoods:

It’s crazy. I’m in Sydney for Good Friday and it’s a bank holiday here and large businesses aren’t legally allowed to be open. Just food service and even then there is an additional 15% tax on any food services both today and Sunday.

🚨 BREAKING: Feds busted 20 maternity hotels in California for a birth tourism scam. Chinese women flew in illegally to give birth for U.S. citizenship. Operators charged up to $80,000 each. This is why birthright citizenship needs to END!!

@smokingstove @hmmmph36 @AutismCapital Correct. Joe is only 10 years older than Theo. Theo just never grew up.

@hmmmph36 @AutismCapital Bro, Theo Von is 46. That's a full-grown man who hasn't figured out basic things like how to be in a relationship.

If you watch the full Joe Rogan x Theo Von podcast from today you can cut the tension with a knife. Theo will say something "left coded" and Joe will immediately take the opposite end of the stance, and challenge him over and over until Theo basically says "What are you doing?"

@BSlippystick @CieloBonit This was the photo that got me. Dude was hot af.

Holy crap! I would never have guessed that Alex Jones was a hottie back in the day. How is this the same person?

Every so often, a bit of news comes along to brighten everyone’s day. Not one, but two convicted child predators were found dead in their cells in the early morning hours of October 22 at Elmira Correctional Facility in NY. The first man found dead, Robert Fisher, 34, was less than a month into his 20-to-life sentence for drugging, raping, and murdering 3 year old Josefina Cunningham. The second, 51 yr old William Brand, was serving a ten year sentence for sexually abusing a child under the age of 11, after an investigation that unearthed allegations from multiple victims. While neither man’s cause of death has been revealed, the release of a heavily-redacted incident report on the discovery of Fisher’s body, as well as the fact that both of the deceased were child predators strongly suggests that both men ended up facing prison justice, which doesn’t bother with an appeals process. I’m not generally a fan of extrajudicial executions, but for some reason, I find it extremely difficult to care whether or not the perpetrators ever get caught. cbs6albany.com/news/local/rob…

They were successfully holding it together the best they could till the end 😆🤣

@mikeroweworks Agreed, and this is why I like you so much. 🙌🏼

I want to apologize for not responding to any of the 22 thousand comments my last post inspired. I’ve been filming all week and just noticed my observations about Jimmy Kimmel and a former plumber named Markwayne Mullin have gone viral. I've also noticed that many of the comments are from people who genuinely seem to believe that Jimmy wasn’t belittling plumbers at all, but was instead, simply trying to point out that Mullin is not qualified to lead the DHS. Here's a small smattering... Roger Bicknell... Mikey stop. Kimmel wasn't making fun of plumbers he was making fun of Mullin. Rebecca Piatt Gonzalez... Dearest Mike, it's not anything to do with his being a plumber. It's him NOT being skilled in Homeland Security. Patrick Wise... Being a plumber qualifies you to be a plumber. Period. The issue Jimmy and the rest of us at the adult table recognize is that jobs require certain training and experience and being a plumber does not qualify you to be Sec of DHS. Had Roger, Rebecca, Patrick and all the others who rushed to Jimmy’s Kimmel’s defense actually read what I had written, they would see that I did not suggest - even remotely - that a plumber was inherently qualified to hold a cabinet position. What I said was that being a plumber should not disqualify a person from holding such a position. Big difference. Doctors, lawyers, veterinarians, fireman, and university professors are no more or less qualified to run the DHS than plumbers, electricians, or carpenters – but should they all be dismissed as “unqualified” simply because they made a living in some other vocation? As I wrote in my original post, credentials and diplomas are great ways to bolster a person’s credibility, especially if we’re talking about mastering a specific skill. I think we can all agree that plumbers, accountants, mechanics, and surgeons should all have to prove themselves competent before hanging out a shingle. But what do their credentials and diplomas have to do with their actual competency? Are we not already surrounded by a legion of perfectly qualified experts who don't know what the hell they're doing? Moreover, what do credentials and experience have to do with wisdom, honesty, common sense, integrity, courage, the ability to lead, or any other virtue we’d like to have in our elected officials? There are plenty of legitimate reasons to question Mullin’s suitability for this role. But there’s no legitimate reason to disqualify him simply because he used to be a plumber. Just as there was no legitimate reason to dismiss AOC because she used to tend bar. As for the joke itself, here’s an honest question. If Senator Mullin was a retired doctor instead of a retired plumber, do you believe he would have would made the same joke? Roger, Rebecca, Patrick...be honest. Do you really think Jimmy would have said to his audience, "So, now we have a DOCTOR in charge of protecting us from terrorism? Hey – it worked for Dr. Suess – maybe it’ll work for Markwayne!" Personally, I don't. Not in a million years. Why? Because no one would have found it funny, that’s why. Even though doctors are no more “qualified” to protect us from terrorists than plumbers are, Jimmy knows that doctors are widely respected in society, and that plumbers are not. He knows that medical degrees and doctorates are aspirational credentials, whereas plumbing certificates are not. The entire premise of his joke was based on a personal bias that he knew his audience shared – a bias that presupposes plumbers are uneducated, one-dimensional workers who never made it to college, and are therefore "unqualified" to do anything but plumb. Jimmy is entitled to his opinion, along with anyone else who believes that Mullin is unqualified to lead the DHS. The Constitution, however, says otherwise, and so does the Senate. Likewise, reasonable people can disagree as to what is funny and what isn’t. Frankly, I couldn’t care less. What I do care about, is the extraordinary shortage of plumbers and electricians our country is facing, and the longstanding stigmas and stereotypes that continue to discourage people from considering a lucrative career in the skilled trades. Jimmy’s joke – and his audience’s reaction to it – is proof positive that those stigmas and stereotypes are alive and well. PS. We have a lot of money set aside to help train the next generation of plumbers. Apply for a scholarship at mikeroweworks.org Who knows? Could be the first step on your road to President..

@davidgaw @Tweetoleon @RantyAmyCurtis

@Tweetoleon @RantyAmyCurtis Under the law written by Congress and ratified by the states, yes.

So if I understand the Left correctly, my ancestors stole the land in 1607, but the anchor baby dropped here twelve minutes ago is entitled to it??

@GoPatsHoops @davidgaw @Tweetoleon @RantyAmyCurtis They clearly just make stuff up as they go…

@davidgaw @Tweetoleon @RantyAmyCurtis Really? There’s a law written by Congress and ratified by the states that says I’m on “stolen land?”

I was just thinking that all of the men being pussies in Australia was just on the integer a fella with a man bun complained that my vape smoke hit him while we are in a city with cars whizzing by. Not to mention actual cigarettes being smoked. 🙃😆