Andy 🦬

"In the six thousand twenty eighth year since The Creation of time, four thousand three hundred seventy-two years since the global flood, and in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty four, on this sixteenth day of the sixth month todo.txt"

@MaddyRose_Craig @andrew_wiggen @SoMuchBloodJoe I still remember the time I found out melatonin was different than melanin. I was so confused for awhile.

@andrew_wiggen @SoMuchBloodJoe It never gave me nightmares, but it always made me feel groggy the next day, even if I took a tiny amount.

I WILL sleep tonight.

@veatchme Now’s probably a good time to remind you that you owe me fifty bucks.

Stopped at the grocery on the way home yesterday and bought some pork chops. Spent all day thinking about the pork chops I'm having tonight. Get home and get ready to cook. No pork chops. Nowhere. Fridge, freezer, trash, car. None.

Criminally underrated reply, lol

No one is as critical of my handwriting as my 7yo. She is BRUTAL when I write something out for her to copy.

Worship, Adiaphora and the Lutheran Confessions Weedon - Issues, Etc. This has also been a fantastic series with @IssuesEtc and @WmWeedon issuesetc.org/?s=Worship%2C+…

@MaddyRose_Craig @timrwild @wrowclif Cart *

@MaddyRose_Craig @timrwild @wrowclif I just bring my own bags to fill up and dodge that egregious car situation altogether. Like a ninja.

The Aldi cart system is the worst part of an already suspect store. I will never in all my days understand what people like about that place.

See ya!

@serenitynow This has been on my to do list for awhile.

@PastorBowman @MaddyRose_Craig No, I found it on the internet.

@andythegrate @MaddyRose_Craig I'm pretty sure the second part of the meme is wrong.

Why do I always have to log back into outlook

Okay, that’s funny

@MaddyRose_Craig @SanDisk it’s amazing your drives keep working after this much abuse. You should pay for this advertising with a new laptop.

It’s fine everything is FINE

@ashton_couch344 @michaelj7195 Democrats and Nazis are both socialists, so it’s not really a stretch. The whole right/left framing is a psy op.

@michaelj7195 So a democrat with a Nazi tattoo? To his credit it was covered could have had a rough life when he was younger but probably should’ve run for office with a bad past like that

I have a serious question. My governor is almost certainly going to run for President. He is Jewish. Maine is running a dude with a literal Nazi tattoo his chest for governor. Who has a better chance to win between the two. I am serious

Casino Royale, or The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare l?

I, of course, reject the presupposition that the institution identifying the canon was the Roman Catholic Church as we would identify it today. But even if we yield that point....if the standard said institution used to distinguish Scripture from Not Scripture was "we are confident of the prophetic/apostolic authorship of these books," that is a historic and theological judgment that can be made apart from the Roman Catholic Church. And thus, you don't need the pope to tell you which books are Scripture and which aren't. Anyone can read the Gospel of Thomas, for example, and see that it contradicts apostolic doctrine found in the actual Scriptures. But if the church's standard was a mystical judgment that no one outside of that institution can make, then how do you know the church was capable of making that judgment? You would, I imagine, have to be convinced from Scripture alone that Jesus gave His church the authority to do so. So your options are: 1. only Scripture can give us the apostlic doctrines by which we identify what's Scripture and what's not 2. only Scripture can show us that the Roman Catholic Church has the ability to determine what is Scripture and what's not Either choice leads you to Sola Scriptura

New Episode of the podcast. Bill and I discuss Folman’s “The Congress” (2013) inspired by Stanislaw Lem’s 1971 overpopulation dystopian think piece “The Futurological Congress.” billandtedmovies.com/2026/04/30/epi…

@serenitynow That escalated quickly

HOW DID THEY GET INSIDE THE PERIMETER. WHERE ARE THE MARINES?!

@brownmp @revcjackson @IVMiles Well of course not, or else they’d be Lutheran.

@revcjackson @IVMiles Not to mention, have they actually attended a typical Roman Parish? Not typically the pinnacle of smarts and sophistication.

There's a moment when smart Evangelical/Reformed guys in college or grad school go to a Sunday service and it hits them they're smarter and more sophisticated than the guy in the pulpit. They start thinking about Rome. I get it. Srsly DM me. Happy to talk. No judgement.