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@alluringmedia 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The absurd inverted reality in these tropes coming from bots keeps getting funnier.

Bush destroyed Clinton's economy. Obama fixed Bush's mess. Trump destroyed Obama's economy. Biden fixed Trump’s mess and now Trump has destroyed what Biden fixed. The biggest lie that Republicans have gotten away with is that they are better for the economy.

@dom_lucre How about leave him TF alone you creeps

🔥🚨RECENT: Hollywood actor Larry David attempted to take the phone a fan was recording him as he looked for his ride.

@MrAndyNgo @MrsErikaKirk This makes me dislike her and distrust her. Thanks for posting

.@MrsErikaKirk, who to date has rarely responded to baseless innuendos and suggestions from Candace Owens that she is part of a conspiracy in her husband’s murder, called out Owens following the WHCD shooting. Kirk has been relentlessly bullied.

@GovTimWalz YES! You've been caught. And in another few minutes none of us will ever remember you existed.

If you commit fraud in Minnesota you’re going to get caught — and that’s exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information. Joint investigations work, and securing justice depends on it.

@chasedownleads CHECK ON PLYMOUTH ROCK

Want to get rich? - Buy a house on one of these red lines for $400k - Wait 20 years - Now you have an oceanfront property worth $5 million+

@ChrisDJackson @JoeBiden He looked at me through the TV in my living room and promised he would take my job, my home, and destroy my family if I didnt inject an experimental potion into my veins. F Him.

Who else misses the boring, no-drama days of @JoeBiden? No chaos. No circus. No daily embarrassment. Just quiet competence from a president who actually knew how to do the job.

@SJPDADDY @TheBabylonBee My God

@TheBabylonBee Literally beyond parody 🤡

CNN Reports Loud Popping Noises At White House Correspondents' Dinner buff.ly/HYSgC9y

@UziCryptoo Joe Biden pardoned her

A single accountant stole $53 million from her employer over 20 years and nobody noticed Rita Crundwell was the comptroller of Dixon, Illinois with a population of 15,000 She opened a secret bank account called “Reserve Sewer Capital Development Account” For two decades she transferred city funds into it while filing fake invoices She used the money to become the most successful quarter horse breeder in America Owned 400 horses, multiple farms, a custom bus, and a $2.1 million motorhome She won the World Championship in quarter horse breeding four times while actively robbing a small town Only got caught because a substitute accountant covered her desk while she was on vacation The city had been cutting firefighter jobs and road repairs for years while this was happening $53 million. One woman. 20 years. One vacation.

@EvanLuthra Holy crap G I am truly sorry to hear this. Very very hard working musician who has brought me so much joy in my life.

🚨A MUSICIAN JUST LOST $424,000 IN BITCOIN.. NOT FROM A PHISHING LINK.. NOT FROM A SKETCHY WEBSITE.. FROM AN APP HE DOWNLOADED ON APPLE’S OFFICIAL APP STORE.. Garrett Dutton.. Lead singer of G. Love & Special Sauce.. Downloaded what he thought was “Ledger Live” from the Mac App Store.. It wasn’t Ledger Live.. It was a fake.. A perfectly built clone that made it through Apple’s “famously strict” review process.. The app asked for his 24-word seed phrase.. He typed it in.. 5.92 Bitcoin.. Gone.. Ten years of savings.. Wiped in minutes.. “I lost 5.9 BTC all I had for ten years I worked on this”.. That was his post on X two days ago.. ZachXBT.. The internet’s most feared on-chain detective.. Immediately traced the stolen Bitcoin.. It was routed directly into deposit wallets on KuCoin.. He publicly said he doesn’t expect KuCoin to freeze the funds or help in any way.. Pointing out that KuCoin lost its EU MiCA regulatory license in February 2026.. Just three months after getting it.. Because their compliance is that bad.. He said illicit services heavily exploit KuCoin’s broker and personal accounts.. But here’s the part that should terrify everyone.. This isn’t an isolated incident.. Phishing and impersonation scams have surged 1,400% year over year across 2025 and 2026.. In 2025 alone.. Personal wallet theft accounted for $713 million in losses across 158,000 separate incidents.. Just days before this happened.. Global law enforcement busted a $45 million crypto fraud ring that used the exact same tactic.. Fake apps designed to look identical to legitimate ones.. And Apple.. The company that markets its App Store as the safest place to download software.. Let a fake crypto wallet app through its gates.. Scammers built it to look professional.. Made sure it didn’t crash.. Manipulated the algorithm with fabricated reviews.. And Apple approved it.. The man didn’t click a bad link.. He didn’t visit some random website.. He went to Apple’s official store and downloaded what Apple told him was safe.. So here’s the rule that could save everything you have.. Never type your hardware wallet seed phrase into any internet-connected device.. Ever.. The only place your 24 words should ever be entered is on the physical Ledger device itself.. Using the physical buttons.. If a computer screen.. An app.. Or a website asks you to type your seed phrase.. It is a scam.. 100% of the time.. No exceptions.. Share this before someone you know learns this lesson the expensive way.

@ABridgen How on earth did no one surface this 5 years ago!? Especially 60 minutes....oh wait I know how. $ capture. PIGS.

MUST WATCH! This is incredible! Swine Flu "Pandemic" 1976 investigation by Michael Wallace CBS 60 mins. How is it that this happened in 1976 with the flu vaccination and then so few questioned the covid shots in 2021?!!!

@TomiLahren I’m not one of those people or anything even close. Trumps violent and vengeful tweet was an embarrassment to the world’s Christians on its holiest day. And the sarcastic sacrilegious too boot. Off the charts worst thing ever for me.

The people who defend “globalize the intifada,” the gender delusion and mutilation of children, celebrated the assassination attempt on Trump and the assassination of Charlie Kirk are crying because President Trump issued a colorfully worded threat to the terrorists in Iran? Nah. Shut up.

@CAgovernor You couldn’t care less about Easter you sick freak

Happy Easter, California! 🐣 Jen and I wish everyone celebrating across California a restful day of hope, reflection, and new beginnings.

@SarahforWI I love that this person recorded this post in the digital record !!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

BREAKING NEWS: Wisconsin has joined 22 other states suing to block Donald Trump’s UNCONSTITUTIONAL executive order targeting mail-in ballots. Donald Trump wants to take over our elections. Wisconsin will NEVER let that happen.

@0nlyk1tt3n Hmmmm. Yes. And I’d like reimbursed for any benefits or services. Which foreign countries have you invaded illegally and lived in? None? No? Why?

Her husband is being taken by ICE after being in America illegally for over 3 decades. Be Honest Is this really what you voted for?

@RepPettersen This post is absurd. The steak and lobster 🦞 s for military troops. Omg. They complain about that while grifting with millionaires.

Hegseth wasted $15M on ribeye steaks, $7M on lobster, and $98K on a grand piano — while Trump spent $400M on a ballroom, millions on private jets, and profited over $1.4B off the presidency. All while saying they don’t have enough money for your healthcare, child care or really anything for you.

@NaggerzUnited @Fx1Jonny Cerebral engagement

@Fx1Jonny That pigheaded fuck and that stupid little American flag handkerchief are just so aggravating. Most punchable face in the universe.

In 2026 this is what terrorists look like.

@David1325D @Fx1Jonny Rubio is dumb? 🤣🤣 yeah ok bot

@Fx1Jonny Terrorists and traitors who are doing jobs that is why over their heads. The Dumb and dumber of the Trump administration. These two should not even be talking to world leaders as they are stupid, thick dummies. 1 brain cell between them.

@aboutKP @libsoftiktok This SOCIOPATH has not business attending to an innocent humans healthcare. We have lost our way as a society

@libsoftiktok We've been made aware of these videos and are reviewing the matter. We expect all contracted care providers, just as we do employees and physicians, to uphold our standards of respect and professionalism and do not condone behavior inconsistent with those values.

Jennifer Lincoln, a woke doctor at Kaiser Permanente, walked up and harassed ICE agents at JFK airport, pretending to thank them before calling them "racist pigs." Any comment @aboutKP?

@StopAntisemites OK Enough. UNFOLLOWED. The invectives have reached absurdity on the Woke Right.

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Arctic sea ice levels hit their lowest winter level on record as warming Earth shatters records across the planet. cbsn.ws/4tdPy9g