@chrisay98102870 @soggybrocoli Da fällt mir ein Witz von meinem alten Kunstlehrer ein
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Bumsen und Vögeln?
Bumsen können nicht fliegen
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Clemens Wodtke
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Clemens Wodtke
@clemwo
Just an idiot who admires simplicity Web Development, 3D Printing & other stuff
Germany Beigetreten Mart 2021
92 Folgt11 Follower
@soggybrocoli "Wenn Sie nett zu vögeln sind muss ich Sie fest nehmen."
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in german there’s like a the faintest of pauses separating “to place some one under arrest” and to “fuck their brains out”
alex 🐌@snaillester
the german language is really beautiful sometimes because u could mix up one vowel and suddenly the upcoming weather is hot and gay
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@gabriel1 Interesting. As someone who listens to quite a lot, I've also recently been wondering whether I'm cooking my brain a little. I will try to cut back and see what it feels like
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i challenge anyone who listens to music for 6+ hours a day to quit for a week to:
1) realize it's an addiction
2) realize how much better your thoughts become
gabriel@gabriel1
intentionally listening to music instead of having it as constant background noise to avoid facing a second of stillness
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@Barfunkle999 @geerlingguy @plex @jellyfin And then it's available from everywhere? Does that work well?
Legit question. I have Plex lifetime but like the idea of open source alternatives. Plex enshittification is in full force already
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@clemwo @geerlingguy @plex @jellyfin Port Forwarding + Caddy + DuckDNS. Takes literally 10 minutes to set up.
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The elites don't want you to know this, but Jellyfin is completely free and actually much better
Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation
Plex has announced a price increase for new Lifetime Plex Pass subscriptions. Starting July 1, 2026, the one-time cost will rise from $249.99 to $749.99. Existing lifetime subscribers will be grandfathered in with no changes to their accounts or benefits. Monthly and annual Plex Pass subscriptions remain unchanged. The company states the adjustment supports the platform's ongoing value and long-term development. Current users can still buy at the old price until the effective date.
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Clemens Wodtke retweetet
@clemwo @AlfonsoFrfr Second time I seen bro post this fake larp of a rapper that isn't him . . . Hopefully he has better content coming soon tho alfonso is funny
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@JansySVW Zuerst Timmy und jetzt das... Ich kann das alles nicht mehr
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@schizopolitical @mai_shine1 Water poisoning is real. Google the don't wee for a wii case for example.
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@mai_shine1 diabolical to hide something that could actually be fatal for a small person (14 shots in an hour) among a pile of things that definitely would not kill you
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@ucf_problems @realEstateTrent An AI for an AI will make the whole world blind
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@realEstateTrent Nothing I hate more than clients asking me questions clearly written by AI about shit these sounds relevant but actually isn’t
I hit them with an even more AI response usually
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Got a bid to paint my house.
I ran it through AI, had it put together some questions, and sent it to the painter.
He responded with this, and I never heard from him again.
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This would be so baller to do to my car if it didn't cost 8,000 lol is there any way to do this cheap
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Years ago a junior dev in my team built a web service that would take a full SQL as the input, and run it straight into the database. He argued this would make it the most flexible, simple approach and any use case would just work.
We had to patiently explain all the things that could go horribly wrong with that.
Yegor Bugayenko@yegor256
RESTful APIs may be dead soon. Instead, web services may expose a single POST entry point for a prompt. Internally, an AI agent may decide how to interpret it and what to do with the data and the database.
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Why is anyone using JavaScript on the server in the first place?
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@mrwtffacts Singleton was sentenced to fourteen years in prison, the maximum allowed by law in California at that time.[5] The presiding judge remarked: "If I had the power, I would send him to prison for the rest of his natural life.
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In 1978, 15-year-old Mary Vincent was hitchhiking when a 51-year-old man pulled up. Mary was relieved, but the man had different intentions.
Lawrence Singleton took her to a secluded mountain, raped her, then hacked off both her forearms with an axe.
He then threw her off a 30-foot cliff and left her for dead.
But Mary refused to die.
In act of incredible resilience, she packed mud into her stumps to stop bleeding out, crawled back up the cliff and walked 5 km completely naked until she found help.
Mary survived and later testified in court wearing prosthetic arms.
Singleton was arrested but controversially sentenced to just 8 years. That lenient sentence backfired, when in 1997 he murdered another woman.
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this startup is going to flop. i don't understand the product, where is the gambling?
Founders Inc@fdotinc
They reinvented the hearing aid by studying the human ear Normal hearing aid: $4700 Theirs: $20
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@notpopbase This song slaps, thanks for bringing it to my attention
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No honey your album is tanking because your music sounds like this
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Lizzo says the algorithm is negatively impacting music marketing: “Ever since the algorithm has been showing us things out of order, baby, there’s no way to successfully promote your album where everyone knows your album is coming […] I have a private page with over 280K people who follow me because they support me, because they love me. Even when I post on that page, I’m not hitting their algorithm.”
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@wesbos Are these "most cracked engineers" in the room with us right now?
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