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@DaveKent101 Ain’t nobody claiming 60k in benefits ya soft cunt

Mum of seven from Barnsley thanks Keir Starmer for lifting the benefits cap. She now gets just under £60K a year for staying at home. All courtesy of us tax paying mugs. 🤨🤨🤨

@jamesinsurrey Stop crying and get a second and third job you lazy fuck

Could any retirees complaining about how hard it was to buy a house fifty years ago (it wasn’t) tell us how much stamp duty they paid?

@0hour1 Easy there tiger, your stupid is showing..

We stormed Omaha Beach for Britain They won't even let us use an airfield. 🥴 That's spitting in the face of it.

@MT73536178 @ali__samson Is this Trumps alt account? Surely not two people in America that’s this fucking dumb

@ali__samson 😆 you havent been in a fight since ww2 where america had to come save your retarded inbred british asses. Your four SAS are now muslim and would likely desert when they got back to their mother land. Get bent

Americans needing 155 aircraft including bombers, Transport and dozens of fighters to do a job which the Brits could do with four SAS soldiers and a flask of tea.

@annaroseridgway @lisakeb007 And who is buying all these million pound plus houses whilst the pensioners swallow up all the affordable housing for the young? Genius idea. Stick your fingers down your ear hole and give that lonely little brain cell a flick…

@lisakeb007 They would have a million pounds if they sold their expensive houses and downgraded

25% of pensioners are millionaires. 55% of welfare spending goes on pensioners. Why don’t we: 1) means test the state pension, millionaires don’t need benefits. 2) increase the amount we give to the pensioners who need it the most. 3) stop the unsustainable triple lock.

@robprogressive Another fuckwit that’s full of shite

You need to earn 135 grand a year in the U.K. to take home the same monthly pay as someone receiving full Universal Credit (£6,142/month) How can this be?

@linmeitalks Entitled much?

There are boomers sitting in large houses who don’t even want to free up equity or sell their house to help their own children get on the ladder. This is the level of selfishness we are dealing with. Thank god for parents like my mother She would sell her house in Tottenham tomorrow if it meant helping me…. And I would do anything to make her life comfortable- that’s what family is about. An eco system of giving. These days many boomers don’t want to help with grandchildren or finacial assistance and children don’t want to help their parents - so much selfishness between recent generations and it will get worse.

@FreightAlley How many died in Vietnam ?

During World War II, Hitler was convinced that Americans lacked the will to fight and that any who did would be quickly overwhelmed. When early reports arrived from the battles in North Africa, German observers noted that Americans fought differently from the Europeans. Rather than charging aggressively and risking heavy infantry casualties, U.S. forces relied on overwhelming firepower—staying at a distance and expending vast quantities of artillery with little hesitation. Thanks to unmatched industrial production and logistics, fresh supplies were always available. This approach allowed relatively smaller American units to wear down much larger and well-entrenched enemy forces. In contrast, German and other European doctrines often emphasized aggressive maneuver and were sometimes more willing to accept high casualties to achieve objectives or preserve key equipment. This material-heavy American style surprised many Germans, including Hitler, who had long dismissed U.S. soldiers as soft and lacking in fighting spirit. He believed soldiers were cheap and expendable; he discovered too late that Americans fought to conserve lives by expending machines and ammunition instead. It was one of many reasons for Germany’s defeat—perhaps the hardest for some foreigners to fully understand. Americans place a high value on the lives of our soldiers. Equipment and shells could always be replaced.

How much do you want to bet they don't need to put security tags on the pork?

@iAnonPatriot Congrats on being another confirmation of how dumb Americans actually are…

Leave NATO and allow Russia to take Europe.

@TheDefiantGhost Oh my fucking god! He’s just described me! I am SATOSHI NAKAMOTO! Gonna sell my bag and watch Taylor shit himself!

John McAfee on Satoshi Nakamoto's identity: "Let me give you some clues." "In Satoshi's white paper, every word that has dual spellings for American and British English is British. It is all British." "Every sentence is followed by two spaces. Now that's a minority choice in most, but two spaces." "There are only two that can be accused who were British, and only one of those has two spaces in every one of his papers." "Figure it out, people. It'll take you 15 minutes."

@SaP011 Should be getting medals and some new rope for the next one.

Sweden 🇸🇪: Eritrean immigrant taxi driver rapes a 15-year-old girl. Her boyfriend organizes with his 3 older brothers, they trick the foreigner into a nature reserve with the promise of sexual favors, overpower him, strangle him and hang his body from a tree in the forest (trying to stage it as suicide). Arrested. The oldest of the 4 brothers (18 at the time) gets life sentence. The other three brothers and the girl herself get between 3 and 4 years in closed youth detention (the girl and her 15-year-old boyfriend got 3.5 years each for aiding and abetting, as they weren’t at the scene). In appeal, three brothers acquitted of murder, the oldest one gets 7 years instead of life, the others get closed youth care.

@NickWestbyNew @CadburyUK They’ll be devastated I’m sure…

Dear @CadburyUK , my Easter treat for DECADES has been your Cream Eggs. This year's batch taste SHITE! Where has the lovely, creamy, cocoa taste gone? You just lost a loyal customer. 4 out of the 5 went into the bin! Sort it out.

@HollanderAdam @opensea Must be a nightmare having to repeatedly answer the same old questions, but hey ho that’s the bed you lie in after fucking everybody over with your bullshit failures.

alright, let's address a few items that keep popping up on the timeline. every single dollar that opensea received in platform fees over the last 5 months was used for one of two purposes: 1. to purchase prizes which were distributed via treasure chests 2. to offer optional refunds via our claim site imagine all of the platform fees in a single account. we spent some of the funds on prizes. and then had to figure out the right way to distribute what was remaining across hundreds of thousands of wallets. on the refund page we shared a ledger of: 1. how much each user spent on platform fees (i.e. how much they contributed to the "account" above) 2. what we paid for each prize they'd already received in their treasure chests if there was a gap, that became the optional refund amount. which we determined was the fairest way to redistribute 100% of the remaining funds. let's talk for a second about those two numbers above. when calculating how much each user spent on fees, we did it based on the USD value of those fees at the time of transaction. so for example, if you paid 0.01 ETH of platform fees on Nov 1st, we took the USD value of ETH that day, which was $3,800, and attributed $38 vs. the value of that same ETH today at $21. this was opensea essentially going back in time and irrefutably doing right by users. when showing the ledger of prizes, many are incorrectly viewing this as "what they're worth" compared to how much opensea "paid" out of our fees account for those prizes. i get it guys, not every NFT is worth today what it was when you received it. and i know sometimes you had to pay royalties to sell them. but the reason we shared this information was to help you understand how we calculated the refund amounts and redistributed the remaining fees from the account. this was very simply, transparency. to those who didn't have a refund to claim, it meant that you were one of the lucky ones. the amount opensea paid for the prizes you received was more than you had actually spent in platform fees. so you got to essentially trade for free for 5 months and still keep the Treasures you earned. the fact i see people complaining about this particular outcome is puzzling to say the least. on the point of not providing more details on TGE - that's essentially why the refunds are being offered. the Foundation will share more when they're ready. but you should not expect more information in the immediate term. opensea was not required to provide these refunds. we did so because we thought it was the right thing to do. if you're truly upset about the way they were calculated, or frustrated that more information on TGE isn't being offered right now, in my opinion, you should personally consider taking the refund. i for one am extremely excited about what we're creating and our future. opensea is building incredible things that will change the way the world interacts onchain. and we're not going anywhere.

@Scott_Pert @CadburyUK It’s had palm oil in it for years ya daft cunt

I’m not a Chocolate fan, but every Easter I keep my tradition of eating a @CadburyUK Cream Egg…. Anyway to put it mildly I took a bite & it didn’t taste the same, then I read “Palm oil”…. Why would Cadbury ruin their brand? Not touching that shit again.

@catturd2 And I thought you were just a crypto idiot, turns out you’re just an idiot all round.

- Pull out of NATO. - Close all bases and remove all military personal from the UK, Germany, Spain, and France. - Never protect these countries again. - Stop all trade with these countries. ZERO. - Refuse to share any military technologies and don't allow to them to buy any military equipment. Ever. - Don't share any intelligence with them. NONE. - Tell them they have to provide 100% of weapons and money to Ukraine. - Cut them off completely.

@bagshaw2112 Get a grip ya soft cunt. Kids see worse on a football pitch every week! No harm in a bit of needle, the games always had somebody doing it over the decades and always will.

I know it’s a heated sport and playing for big money nowadays. But Luke Littler didn’t do himself any favours last night - Hero to Zero in my eyes ! Kids watching that display will get all the wrong ideas. He needs to issue an apology pretty quickly ! #darts #lukelittler

@HOGDImperator @DanCollins2011 And sit back and watch you’re weapons industry collapse because nobody’s buying your shit. Trump has made your entire country look like fools. The man isn’t fit to run a bath let alone a country.

This feels like the first war in my lifetime where literally the whole world wants the U.S to lose. Do we have any friends left?

@6Steeler @gotrice2024 I see there not all locked up…

@gotrice2024 The weird thing is that for some reason this past yr Myself and my son and even my wife have all had these same sore. Never had one in my life it has to be something they are putting in our foods

This young lady has a pretty big canker sore, it’s been bothering her for over a week and is painful to eat and is affecting her sleep. She tells her dad and he says to pour salt directly on it and it will speed up the healing process. She tries it and describes it as one of the most painful things she’s ever had done. I always thought you were supposed to just gargle with salt water, has anyone else ever done this?

@KemiBadenoch Why not do it when your mob were in power for a decade and a half?

Yes it will. Here’s how: STEP 1: Drill oil & gas in the North Sea🛢️ STEP 2: Oil companies pay tax as usual (~£2.5bn/yr) STEP 3: Use that revenue to cut household bills RESULT: Lower energy bills ⚡️ Miliband pretending not to know this is deliberate stupidity to avoid a u-turn.