Grumpy Caribou

I pay for a premium subscription for nothing. Look at my views...

@vancemurphy Six times? What?

I’m a 6 time Trump voter. I have devoted thousands of hours to defending him and helping him get elected… That being said: Invoke the 25th and let’s try to salvage anything we can from this disaster. America first.

@RepPettersen Your dentist sucks.

Our president is utterly unhinged and putting the lives of our troops and our national security at risk.

@j_fishback Dude's looking for more donations to pay off his lawyers.

I will never worship at the altar of GDP The only altar I will ever worship at is the altar of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

@zaraeleus @VincenzoPala @ColonelTowner Oh shit. You were navy! 🤣

@zaraeleus @VincenzoPala @ColonelTowner Dude, you have He/Him in your bio. I'm guessing Navy?

@zaraeleus @ColonelTowner Planes exist. Also, you be fartin a lot or nah?

@doc_1029 @Breaking911 He's black man, shot by another black man.

@Breaking911 What is offset?

🚨 BREAKING: Offset shot near Florida casino -TMZ

@joelgaines It's D.

They all going the same speed and nobody can get around them.

@Shawn_Farash @grok Who post more often, @Shawn_Farash or @MattWalshBlog

@ConsvAF If we're going one person per location, 5 is the right choice.

Who do you think wins this?

@ShannonMFHill No. That isn't a fupa. I don't know what that is, but I've never seen a fupa like that.

Is this what is known as a FUPA?😳

@GsuGrinding @FattyNoNatty in a planet fitness 🤣

Before I judge this guy too harshly, is there a reason to take a picture of another dude in the gym and post it on Twitter instead of minding your fucking business?

@hasanthehun Your own uncle said you're inbred. Real.

we are the bad guys btw. this is how we speak and behave. i dont believe the public wants this. but we have to seize back power from these monsters and hold them accountable so this never happens again.

Matt Walsh crying that he's not a bigger red circle on Nate Silver's diagram is proof that he spends too much time on the internet. Online engagement is not real life folks. Please understand this.

@lopesfan18 @nicksortor The five year olds at that table are smarter than most of the people he talks to, I'm sure 🤣

@nicksortor Well, he deals with 5 year olds all the time so he's very versed in how to deal with them!!

🔥 LMAO! President Trump talking to literal 5 YEAR OLDS about White House renovations is one of the best things I’ve seen all day “You see the columns over there?! We're fixing up the WHOLE facade!” “Hasn’t been done since 1799!” 😂🤣

@TheEbonyMaw Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

It’s so frustrating to me that “Order of Operations” used to be considered such a common concept understood by most middle schoolers. Now, it’s entirely unknown to many people, so bait accounts can endlessly post this slop & have people fight over 2 answers that are both wrong.

@realrobertherr @elonmusk @nikitabier @NateSilver538 Funny. The only person that was called a retard was Nate, and you said Elon shouldn't call small accounts retards. Nate is not a small account, which shows the retardation of your post.

@grumpy_caribou @elonmusk @nikitabier @NateSilver538 Didn’t say he was, cunt.

There's nothing organic about it; it's deliberate choices you and the team are making. And although those choices may have been defensible in the abstract, they're clearly resulting in low-quality content rising to the top. You're a smart dude, you can build a better algo!

@realrobertherr @elonmusk @nikitabier @NateSilver538 Nate isn't a small account, retard.

@elonmusk @nikitabier when a large portion of your small account user base is telling you the algorithm isn’t what they want, maybe you shouldn’t be so quick to call them “retards”, and instead, listen to them before they abandon ship. You can have all the big creators you want, but when people like me start to tune out entirely, you’ve lost the battle. I’ve been on the platform for nearly 15 years, and this latest algo is almost as bad as Twitter 1.0 😔 Y’all are so much better than this. C’mon now 🤦🏻‍♂️

@CollinRugg What's her husband up to?

NEW: Savannah Guthrie releases emotional Easter message amid the disappearance of her mother, says she still believes. Guthrie says she has questioned if Jesus ever experienced the specific pain she feels regarding the disappearance of her mother. “Perhaps this is too dark a message to share on Easter morning, but I have long believed that we miss out on fully celebrating resurrection if we do not acknowledge the feelings of loss, pain, and yes, death.” “It is the darkness that makes this morning’s light so magnificent, so blindingly beautiful. It is all the brighter because it is so desperately needed...” “So I close my eyes this morning and I feel the sunshine. I see a bright vision of the day when heaven and earth pass away because they are one on earth as it is in heaven.” “When we celebrate today, this is what we celebrate. And I celebrate too. I still believe. And so I say with conviction, Happy Easter.”

@libsoftiktok @UCSFHospitals With that filter, they won't know who that is.

Deranged nurse at @UCSFHospitals prays for Trump to die Any comment @UCSFHospitals? Are Republican patients safe at your facilities?

@FoxNews The woman clogged the toilet I bet.

NEW: The Artemis II crew experienced another issue with the spacecraft toilet overnight. "We tried to vent the wastewater tank that's attached to the toilet. We had problems with that due to suspected blockage, we think, probably due to ice."