Jacky

@realDonaldTrump I just cancelled my @amazon account because of this. #amazon

MELANIA, the Movie, is a MUST WATCH. Get your tickets today — Selling out, FAST! Photo: Regine Mahaux amazon.com/salp/melaniamo…

@JonathanPieNews “Somalia isn’t even a country…” 🤦🏻‍♀️

So far this "press conference" is mesmerising.

@jNaemaraj Cindy!! #eastenders

@MartineBBC @BBCOne @BBCNews Have a word with whoever’s dicking about with your autocue please!!

Join us at 1258 for the lunchtime news ⁦@BBCOne⁩ then 2-6pm GMT ⁦@BBCNews⁩ Channel

Who’s mis-managing @MartineBBC ‘s autocue this afternoon? Stop mucking about. Be kind. @BBCBreaking @BBCNews #bbc #martinecroxall

@JournalismSEEN Only 20? I would take that as an implication that most of the rest of us agreed with her. #martinecroxall

📣📣📣📣 For shame. Remember this? A day after extreme pro-trans bias at the BBC is exposed, its Executive Complaints Unit UPHOLDS complaints from 20 people against presenter Martine Croxall for saying ‘pregnant women’ instead of ‘pregnant people’ 👇

@BBCBreaking Is #woking closing?!

Pizza Hut to close 68 restaurants in UK with loss of about 1,200 jobs bbc.in/4hkAbXP

@Parody_PM “Pedophile puce”

What name would you give to a new shade of paint inspired by Donald Trump?

@jamesmartinchef is @clarebalding aware that “Jiffy” is a brand of condoms??!!

@buyukozcu @GovPressOffice Yep! And check out @mermaidmamamags too, on Insta. She’s hilarious, right on point.

@GovPressOffice this is becoming the funniest account on twitter.

I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (THE MOST SUCCESSFUL GOVERNOR IN AMERICAN HISTORY), HEREBY DEMAND THAT CANADA GIFT ME “A BIG BEAUTIFUL PLANE” I GET TO KEEP AFTER I LEAVE OFFICE (IF I LEAVE). IF THEIR NEW PRIME MINISTER (VERY NICE GUY, BUT NOT AS HANDSOME AS TRUDEAU) DOES NOT SEND ME A PLANE, CALIFORNIA WILL IMPOSE “THE BIGGEST TARIFFS” HE HAS EVER SEEN, AS IS MY GOD-GIVEN RIGHT. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING, “GOVERNOR GAVIN C. NEWSOM DESERVES THE BEST PLANE, EVEN BETTER THAN AIR FORCE ONE.” I AGREE. SEND THE BIG PLANE, PRIME MINISTER CARNEY! I DESERVE IT. THANK YOU! — GCN

@DrFNFurter I’ve just been telling my other half about this classic!!! X

Oh wow, this blew up.

@GrimaldiLines Sunday 22 June traveled with you #Palermo-#Cagliari. Lots of announcements in English (thank you!) sadly the system was muffled + the lady spoke very fast - so we couldn’t understand any of the announcements at all. We were worried for our safety. #grimaldilines

@wearejames @ThePieceHall @sunflowerof21 @pdicko67 Great gig and a fantastic venue. #wearejames

Dictionary definition of ecstatic raindancing, this weekend at @thepiecehall in Halifax. Nothing. But. Love. x 🎥 @sunflowerof21 📷 @pdicko67 #JamesLive2025 #LiveMusic #Joy

@KamalaHarris I’m a Brit watching from afar - and I miss you.

My statement on what's unfolding in Los Angeles.

@Number10cat @I_W_M My Dad landed on Sword Beach with 41Co RM. That’s him standing up; their 1stIC was killed so Dad took the lead and stood up so the group knew who was in command. They got off the beach & achieved their objective. He was 23 - and personally awarded the MC for bravery by Montgomery

This is an image from @I_W_M of British Commandos on a landing craft approaching Sword Beach on D-Day, 6th June 1944. War is a horrific thing; these men left their loved ones to enter its hellish cauldron. Some never returned. We remember their immense bravery and sacrifices so that they should never be necessary again.

@TicketmasterUK are your website and iPhone app working please?

@easyJet are your gate crew on commission?! My carry on bag was millimeters out and I’ve used it on other airlines but no, £48 please 🙄. #easyjet #ripoff #gatwick

@GC_Rail Hi, I’d like to travel 1st on the 13:50 KGX-NTR this Sunday 4th May please. Thank you :)

@jackyfs Hi. I don't know if you can? What are your journey details please and I will check availability for you. ^JM

@My5_tv the WORST playback channel. Trying to watch #thefeud and having to exit and restart so often as the replay glitches it’s impossible to watch. And each time I restart I get to watch all the ads again 😡 #my5 #my5tv

@Northpowergrid STILL my address does not appear on the drop-down for our postcode. I’ve been asking for us to be added for over a year now. Please see DMs. #northpowergrid #customerservice #CustomerServiceFail